Here are my Top Nine of 2019, according to Instagram.
Such are the most liked photos I’ve posted for the past year.
Clearly the main theme for popular pics is male nudity.
[Sigh.]
It’s the same thing every year.
It’s not really where I am right now, but I’ll indulge for the numbers.
Bulge and butt, butt and bulge. Here we go round the mulberry bush.
I’ve been stuck in the muck of around 5400 Instagram followers for a good year now, not managing to break through this relatively uninspiring number. Maybe my Twitter feed can teach the Instagram feed a thing or two. {FaceBook is nothing but a bad influence at this point, on every level, in every way.}
Let’s do this. Let’s dance.
And remember, it takes tiles to tango.
Come on, come on, get up, follow me!
And one-two, round, together, and one-two…
Remember, this is butt nine of the salacious summation of shots available on my Instagram account.
There’s only one thing to do.
It all comes down to this.
Booty-shaking, booty-popping, booty-busting beatitude.
