Category Archives: Tiny Threads

Note to self: stop trying those fancy napkin folds that look so simple and easy when other people post them online. They’re never going to happen for you.

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It would have to be a series. 

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Sending me a notification that a label has been created for something I ordered is entirely unnecessary, and a waste of time and online effort. If you want to let me know an item has actually shipped, or is two states away, fine. But clogging my e-mail with messages that an address label has been created? No.

IDGAF.

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The word that broke another Wordle streak: sassy.

That is so fucked up. 

Sassy is my goddamned essence.

Sassy is my middle name.

Sassy is WHO I AM.

So fucked up…

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This has somewhat irrationally bothered me since I could read: stores that list their hours publicly as “Open Monday through Sunday, 9 to 5.”

Yes, it’s correct, and spells it all out, but when I see certain days listed, I assume then that they’re not open on a specific day, or the hours are different for different days. In this case, why not list the hours as ‘Open Daily 9 to 5’ or ‘Open Every Day 9 to 5’. Isn’t that more appealing than reading ‘Monday through Sunday’? 

I know, I’m crazy and bitter and ridiculous. But these are…

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Whenever I need the inspiration and impetus to get off my ass and clean some shit up, I binge-watch ‘Hoarders: Buried Alive’. Works every time. 

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Use the discarded sleeve from a tea pouch to help open your honey so as to avoid sticky fingers. #GiveThemHeloise

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This crazy-ass cactus decided to start blooming on Halloween again. Add that holiday to the list.

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Sometimes this blog is just about filling in the blanks: blank space, blank posts, blank screen.

Most of the time it’s more like Mad Libs. 

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Shopping bags went by the wayside during COVID, but now they seem to be creeping back into our cupboard. 

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Same.

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When we see our own faults in others, why do we blame and attack them instead of working to improve ourselves?

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The flippant, innocuous post gets the most notice and does the most damage. Meanwhile, my passive-aggressive missives from hell, blared from the rooftop of my mind, are barely a blip on anyone’s radar.

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There are certain movies that, once you find them playing on television, you stop what you’re doing and watch them through to the end for the cajillionth time.

Like ‘Stand By Me‘.

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