Category Archives: Tiny Threads

When did we all become ok with spending $12.97 for a damn stick of deodorant?

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My cockiness in strutting around in these pants was literal. I discovered this after a shopping expedition ended with a Starbucks break, and me looking down to see that my fly had been open the entire time.

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People, upon entering any Trader Joe’s parking lot (and particularly the one on Wolf Road): 

I’m so dumb.

I stupid. 

I forgot how to drive.

What is this small room with wheels I’m in?

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If you try hard enough, all your shoes can be slip-ons. 

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I have officially become THAT GUY.

The guy who adds eggnog to his decaf coffee at this time of the year. 

Incidentally, Stewart’s has THE BEST egg nog, and there’s no shortage based on the supply I saw there a few days ago. 

Egg nog is a GOOD THING. I just used it in a bread pudding. Hello heaven.

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Why do all my socks get holes at the same time? It’s like a collective effort. 

PS – Lodge’s in downtown Albany has a great selection of socks are very reasonable prices. I’ll be damned if I’m going to darn socks. 

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Note to self: stop trying those fancy napkin folds that look so simple and easy when other people post them online. They’re never going to happen for you.

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It would have to be a series. 

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Sending me a notification that a label has been created for something I ordered is entirely unnecessary, and a waste of time and online effort. If you want to let me know an item has actually shipped, or is two states away, fine. But clogging my e-mail with messages that an address label has been created? No.

IDGAF.

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The word that broke another Wordle streak: sassy.

That is so fucked up. 

Sassy is my goddamned essence.

Sassy is my middle name.

Sassy is WHO I AM.

So fucked up…

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This has somewhat irrationally bothered me since I could read: stores that list their hours publicly as “Open Monday through Sunday, 9 to 5.”

Yes, it’s correct, and spells it all out, but when I see certain days listed, I assume then that they’re not open on a specific day, or the hours are different for different days. In this case, why not list the hours as ‘Open Daily 9 to 5’ or ‘Open Every Day 9 to 5’. Isn’t that more appealing than reading ‘Monday through Sunday’? 

I know, I’m crazy and bitter and ridiculous. But these are…

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Whenever I need the inspiration and impetus to get off my ass and clean some shit up, I binge-watch ‘Hoarders: Buried Alive’. Works every time. 

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Use the discarded sleeve from a tea pouch to help open your honey so as to avoid sticky fingers. #GiveThemHeloise

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This crazy-ass cactus decided to start blooming on Halloween again. Add that holiday to the list.

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