Category Archives: Tiny Threads

The world needs more biblical humor, especially at this time of the year.

PS – I would have gone with Joseph over God based on this depiction, but whatever Mary.

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Is three the ideal number of episodes in a series? I think it is. Enough for some decent suspense, and, more importantly, not quite enough to draw it out. 

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It takes hours to make ice from scratch.

(I’m not talking about the pre-made kind that shoots out of an ice-maker.)

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Count me among the few people who have never seen a Willy Wonka movie in any of its iterations. Imagine that! My allegiance lies with Mary as far as children’s films go. 

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Not thinking is the surest way to gaslight me. 

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Pet peeve: when sequin tops only have sequins on one side. No one should have to live in such one-sided fashion.

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Maintaining this unpopular holiday opinion, I still abhor a snickerdoodle cookie. 

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Look at ‘The Gilded Age’ teaching me that a horologist wasn’t at all what I thought it was!

{Note to self: revise that unfortunate section on the resume circa the mid 90’s…}

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When did we all become ok with spending $12.97 for a damn stick of deodorant?

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My cockiness in strutting around in these pants was literal. I discovered this after a shopping expedition ended with a Starbucks break, and me looking down to see that my fly had been open the entire time.

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People, upon entering any Trader Joe’s parking lot (and particularly the one on Wolf Road): 

I’m so dumb.

I stupid. 

I forgot how to drive.

What is this small room with wheels I’m in?

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If you try hard enough, all your shoes can be slip-ons. 

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I have officially become THAT GUY.

The guy who adds eggnog to his decaf coffee at this time of the year. 

Incidentally, Stewart’s has THE BEST egg nog, and there’s no shortage based on the supply I saw there a few days ago. 

Egg nog is a GOOD THING. I just used it in a bread pudding. Hello heaven.

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Why do all my socks get holes at the same time? It’s like a collective effort. 

PS – Lodge’s in downtown Albany has a great selection of socks are very reasonable prices. I’ll be damned if I’m going to darn socks. 

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