Category Archives: Tiny Threads

Why are Tuesdays the longest days of the week? This morning I looked up from what felt like an entire work day gone by and it was only 9 AM. As much as I hate Monday, that day somehow flies by, while Tuesday just slows to a crawl and stays at that pace the whole damn day. One of the work-week’s little fuck-overs. 

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When you get around to cleaning up the kitchen cupboards and some of the shit expired in 2011… this is where we are now. 

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Finally reached the age where I no longer feel comfortable driving at night.

Especially when it’s raining. 

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Pistachios: are they really worth the trouble?

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This is annoying: when you get soap bubbles in your ear but even the Q-tip doesn’t end the popping. 

Also, why is it called a Q-tip? Quilted tip? Why not C-tip for cotton? Maybe that would imply a different kind of tip.

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One day we are going to have a talk about peeing in the ocean. All is takes is one brave soul and then I’m certain the floodgates will open. 

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Oh good, the cicadas are coming this summer. Double brood too. 

Sing for me!

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“It’s fun sitting on sequins, isn’t it?” ~ Barbra Streisand

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Baggy jeans hide a multitude of sins.

The baggier the better.

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Even Boston has its clowns.

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Market still-life: does this Bud have abandonment issues, being left behind in the hommus section with some flashy fontina cheese? 

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I miss summer.

“In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer. And that makes me happy. For it says that no matter how hard the world pushes against me, within me, there’s something stronger – something better, pushing right back.” ~ Albert Camus

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What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don’t look, I’m changing!

(Can you believe the jokes you can find on the internet?!)

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Pause for this moment.

Take a deep breath.

Slowly inhale…

and slowly exhale…

Repeat. 

One breath at a time.

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“Did you use some stainless steel appliance to gauge how you looked in that outfit this morning?”

File under ‘Things I’m not supposed to say to people at work.’ 

It is a double file.

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