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Category Archives: Tiny Threads
March
2024
#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series
Not you finally responding after I call you out on not texting me back, and then getting mad when I don’t immediately reply.
Nope. No time for that sort of fuckery. Gaslight somebody else – I’m burned out.
PS – Is it funny or sad that a number of people in my life are going to think this is about them? Today I think it’s sad, but maybe that’s just because I’m feeling sad.
March
2024
#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series
If a recipe calls for folding whipped cream into some kind of pudding mix at any point, I already love it.
Your kids will love it too.
March
2024
#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series
Career Goals… no, Retirement Goals: luxuriating in bed until a day/afternoon of lounging begins.
Also, making up words that offer new ways of being lazy.
March
2024
#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series
The older I get, the more fake-smiling I seem to be doing.
It really should be going in the opposite direction.
March
2024
#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series
Ever since Suzie espoused the glories of the duck umbrella, I’ve been a quacking convert.
March
2024
#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series
Only a few socks are worth darning.
Most aren’t.
(And I’ve never darned a sock in my life, darn it.)
March
2024
#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series
It can be awfully tiresome being the squeaky wheel.
Still, no one squeaks more beautifully than me.
March
2024
#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series
The most beautiful glass isn’t entirely clear.
March
2024
#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series
Are interior design shots all about the flowers?
I would venture they are.
(More on these Ranunculus later…)
March
2024
#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series
If only I’d spent my younger years learning the basics of HTML coding or something to do with computers instead of memorizing the lyrics to ‘Cats’ I might be a semi-rich man, instead of struggling to make ends meet while screaming, “The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious beast!”
February
2024
February
2024
#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series
Not gonna lie: there have been moments of desperation when I have made that chocolate cake in a mug and microwaved it because there was no time to wait.
February
2024
February
2024