The world would be vastly improved if we still taught children how to write a proper letter, and how to wait for a response.
Category Archives: Tiny Threads
October
2018
October
2018
Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series
Phone calls are like meetings: largely unnecessary and better managed with an e-mail.
October
2018
Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series
Where is my spoonful of sugar for the medicine of life being doled out each day?
While quite intent in my pursuit, I need a merry tune to toot.
October
2018
Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series
The only thing worse than a party guest who arrives extremely late is a party guest who arrives in any way early.
October
2018
Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series
This space is intentionally left blank because I don’t give a fuck.
October
2018
Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series
Piece of advice: I can be just as amusing when I’m not agitated.
October
2018
Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series
It’s never too soon to start planning your holiday outfits.
Damn I wish I did that Christmas club thing with my checks back in January…
October
2018
Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series
After scouring the whole Price Chopper for a pack of plain mini-marshmallows for some hot chocolate for Noah and Emi, I finally settled for the bag of pastel-colored beauties seen here. At the check-out, the cashier was waxing rhapsodic about the pretty marshmallows.
Me: “It’s only because you don’t have any plain white ones.”
Cashier: “Aww, you’re man enough to be comfortable eating pastel marshmallows.”
At times like this I wish I could hand out a card that would instantly convey my history so she could see what a foolish thing that is to say. But how could she ever know? How could anyone ever know…
October
2018
Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series
I’m always surprised by the power of a mimosa on a Sunday morning.
Don’t pooh-pooh the mimosa.
October
2018
October
2018
Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series
Drinking La Croix sparkling water makes me feel fancy and idiotic all at once.
That also happens to be my resting state.
October
2018
October
2018
Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series!!!
“Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.†― F. Scott Fitzgerald
#TinyThreads!!!
October
2018
Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series
Is it not disturbing how we seem to be setting children up for a lifetime of cartoon cannibalism?
September
2018