Category Archives: Tiny Threads

To give you an indication of how much I’ve aged, I decided I need a long-handled shoe horn to get dressed in the morning. I’ll pass it off as a component of dandyism, but it’s really just age. (Mine will be much fancier than the one pictured.)

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I’m Wilhelmina Slater and I don’t get wet.

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Thank God for online shopping.

I mean, really.

Thank you, God.

Hallelu.

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A spiderweb of gold around my neck.

I think it’s time for a new necklace.

A bracelet will do too.

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This year the role of ‘Drunk Gay Uncle’ will be played by Alan Bennett Ilagan.

[All season long – this is a recurring role. And he’s open to nudity in the service of a storyline.]

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Have you started crocheting your winter blanket?

We should have started when the goldenrod appeared in August.

Still, it’s never too late.

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National Song Lyric Day should be a holiday where we have to speak only in song lyrics.

If we took a holiday, everything would be ok.

Don’t tell me to stop.

Stop in the name of love.

One night in the name of love.

Who wrote the book of love?

Who’s Johnny?

Johnny Angel…

You must be an angel.

I believe that dreams come true.

Dream on.

The beat goes on.

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Stranger on the office elevator: “Why do you have to try so hard to dress better than the rest of us?”

Me: “Oh, I’m not trying.”

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Some threads don’t deserve to be part of the tapestry we have going here, but who knows? Someday they may play a part. There is wisdom there, perhaps, or the golden rule of hoarding. Such fine lines, such tiny threads…

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People who are relentlessly happy arouse suspicion in me.

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Never mistake a bon-bon for a bon mot.

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Very rarely does useful information follow the words ‘to be fair’.

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Me to the co-worker who instantly started engaging me first thing in the morning: “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to start a conversation.”

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Resting bitch face?

Please.

As long as I’m awake my game is fully active.

It’s called work ethic.

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