The days of three-way calling are long gone.
Still, I remember them with a smile.
Click twice.
The days of three-way calling are long gone.
Still, I remember them with a smile.
Click twice.
Me, at work: “I think my hearing’s going. Thank God.â€
Rarely does anything good come of a text thread with more than five people on it.
#WhittleMeThis
Are the people who have to write ‘TBH’ generally lying the rest of the time?
How is it that I can type a perfectly-spelled and perfectly-punctuated text message 200 characters long with my thumb on a screen the size of a walnut, but cannot fit one of these things back in the shelf unit in less than five tries?
Remember when your cassettes encountered something magnetic and the next time you played them you were a DJ bringing the volume up and down like the real thing?
How come only guys get caught with their zippers down?
To give you an indication of how much I’ve aged, I decided I need a long-handled shoe horn to get dressed in the morning. I’ll pass it off as a component of dandyism, but it’s really just age. (Mine will be much fancier than the one pictured.)
I’m Wilhelmina Slater and I don’t get wet.
A spiderweb of gold around my neck.
I think it’s time for a new necklace.
A bracelet will do too.
This year the role of ‘Drunk Gay Uncle’ will be played by Alan Bennett Ilagan.
[All season long – this is a recurring role. And he’s open to nudity in the service of a storyline.]
Have you started crocheting your winter blanket?
We should have started when the goldenrod appeared in August.
Still, it’s never too late.
National Song Lyric Day should be a holiday where we have to speak only in song lyrics.
If we took a holiday, everything would be ok.
Stop in the name of love.
One night in the name of love.
Who wrote the book of love?
Who’s Johnny?
Johnny Angel…
I believe that dreams come true.
The beat goes on.