Category Archives: Tiny Threads

It’s never too late to have a moment of redemption. 

Happy Christmas Eve.

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Regarding office present protocol: I don’t give gifts. I only receive.

No hard feelings.

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Many work days consist mostly of inadvertently recreating John Krasinski’s reaction shots from ‘The Office’ – and I never even watched ‘The Office’.

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I do so love an overture, even though it seems to be in danger of getting lost. I suppose that has its good and bad points. People are late enough – an overture might just be another reason for people to push their arrival time further out. The world turns…

{Here’s one of the greatest overtures ever written, far better than its accompanying show: ‘Candide.’}

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Regarding your Ugly Christmas Sweater: it’s the ‘Christmas’ that sets it apart from your other sweaters, right?

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It’s almost soup season. My first will be a split pea soup using the hambone from dinner a few nights ago.  What is your poison?

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What is the point of desiccating perfectly good fruit in the sun? I’m talking to you, raisins and sun-dried tomatoes. You gag me.

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The days of three-way calling are long gone.

Still, I remember them with a smile.

Click twice.

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Me, at work: “I think my hearing’s going. Thank God.”

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Rarely does anything good come of a text thread with more than five people on it.

#WhittleMeThis

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Are the people who have to write ‘TBH’ generally lying the rest of the time?

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How is it that I can type a perfectly-spelled and perfectly-punctuated text message 200 characters long with my thumb on a screen the size of a walnut, but cannot fit one of these things back in the shelf unit in less than five tries? 

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Remember when your cassettes encountered something magnetic and the next time you played them you were a DJ bringing the volume up and down like the real thing?

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In the immortal words of Miss Janet Jackson:

“Ain’t no acid in this house.”

#RhythmNation1814

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How come only guys get caught with their zippers down? 

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