It always feels wrong to listen to ‘Manic Monday’ on any day other than Monday.
But every day is right to ‘Walk Like An Egyptian.’
[Cue the whistling part.]
Strike a pose on a Cadillac.
It always feels wrong to listen to ‘Manic Monday’ on any day other than Monday.
But every day is right to ‘Walk Like An Egyptian.’
[Cue the whistling part.]
Strike a pose on a Cadillac.
‘Be My Baby’ – used in more movie set-up montages than any other song in recent memory. Why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why… do fools fall in love with fools like you?
“We’ll make them turn their heads everywhere we go…â€
This may be an unpopular stance, but I am NOT here for a Britney Spears Broadway musical.
My PSA for the Day: if you’re an allergy-sufferer like myself, it’s almost time for the seasonal shift to begin wreaking its havoc. To give myself a fighting chance against the pollen storms, I start my allergy pill routine now, to build up as much resistance as I can before the big pile-on of allergens. Just a little hint that has worked out well in the past. If you wait until the first time you feel a sneeze attack coming on, it’s probably too late. Nothing worse than playing catch-up in the spring.
Call me fucking Heloise.
A fitting ornamental accompaniment to an itinerary for a trip to Savannah is a watercolor peach blossom. Georgia peaches, y’all.
Thoughts turn to betrayal when I see the snowplow guy servicing other driveways. This isn’t Sister Wives.
Speaking solely for myself (who else can anyone speak for?) I’d rather be selfish than selfless any day.
And every day.
Political posts may be polarizing but I put cilantro on almost anything because I love it so much.
It’s been way too long since I’ve had a massage.
I recently stumbled groggily into a door and thought, “That wasn’t terrible.”
Just switch out ‘Asking for a friend’ with ‘I’m an obnoxious prick not even bothering to hide it anymore’ and call it a day.