Category Archives: Tiny Threads

Pharmacists are always the sweetest, happiest people. 

Super sus.

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Seriously, the Republican Party is weird. 

Especially the top two tiers of that crazy ticket. 

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“In time every sad ending becomes happy.

A sad ending only exists because the author stops telling the story.

The story goes on, it is just untold.”

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Powdered sugar makes almost every occasion better. 

Who doesn’t love a sweet treat?

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This seems wildly inappropriate for a children’s shirt. 

The children are our future.

Teach them well and let them lead the way.

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Did Andy have something to do with this meme? 

Maybe. Just maybe. 

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I was a brat before Charli XCX was even born.

Exhibit A.

Exhibit B.

Exhibit C.

Exhibit D.

Exhibit E.

Exhibit F.

Exhibit G.

Exhibit H.

Exhibit I.

Exhibit J.

Exhibit K.

Exhibit V.

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So much of life is a matter of perspective. 

It’s refreshing to try to change your own. 

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I miss the days when we’d have to actually call someone a fucking dickwad to their face to get a point across, instead of just leaving them on ‘delivered’ or ‘read’. 

Communication is key.

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Stupid questions beget stupid questions. 

Don’t be stupid.

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Part of me simply doesn’t trust a no-bake recipe. 

Oh, I know they’re safe and I’ve made more than a few to extremely-limited acclaim (Hello ice box cake! Hello Banana Trifle!) but part of me will always be skeptical. 

Need to work on trust issues, especially in the kitchen…

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Feels like I’m going to lose my mind…

Keep pushing me… keep pushing me…

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Songs don’t even sound like songs anymore.

[Old man rant over.]

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When the day wears you out, take pleasure in the rest and release that follows.

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