Category Archives: Tiny Threads

What exactly do we mean by the term ‘tempting fate’? 

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Do you think there is a ‘She Said “No” I’ out there somewhere?

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I wish I could get as excited as the rest of you regarding pockets in dresses.

I just can’t.

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My spring coat is almost ready for viewing. 

I hand-beaded it myself. 

It’s fancy.

It’s fabulous.

It’s fantastical.

{Photo is for cheeky purposes only; not actual coat.}

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Does anyone else take a picture of the recipe on the computer with your cel phone so you can bring the phone over to the kitchen area to complete the recipe?

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When inspiration fails to strike, and the world seems a dull and banal place, post a shitty piece of filler like this, call it a Tiny Thread, and move the fuck on. A kick in the pants, social media style. 

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Getting tripped up on my palazzo pants is a benign reminder that I’m human after all.

Human and fabulous.

(And more than a little ridiculous.)

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It’s a good thing I never got into heroin. Or crystal meth. Or bath salts. Well, aside from their intended use. I love bath salts in a hot bath.

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I love before and after photos.

Just not my own.

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If you are asked what something might mean to you if such and such happened, don’t cop out and say “it would mean the world to me.” Trite nonsense is time wasted.

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When did audiences get so fucking rude?

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There’s always a chance this may change, but I honestly don’t see myself getting into a backpack anytime soon. Not even if Tom Ford is selling one.

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We really need spring to be here already.

Like, yesterday.

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Are we still leaving phone messages? Why is this even a thing?

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