Category Archives: Tiny Threads

We need to stop throwing arugula on everything.

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Sleeping in is not over-rated. 

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My whole life has been one big ‘felt cute, might delete later’ moment.

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Flippant work comment: “She’s been new for a long time.”

Yeah. I said it.

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When life becomes a production, shut it down. 

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An excess of friendliness, especially when forced upon another, is rude.

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If you have something nasty or negative to say about Madonna, put it on your own social media pages, not mine. (I realize not as many people will see it, but that’s your own issue.)

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“At least I’m having bowel movements, freak.”

The things one must text to co-workers these days…

Also, “TMFI.”

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What exactly do we mean by the term ‘tempting fate’? 

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Do you think there is a ‘She Said “No” I’ out there somewhere?

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I wish I could get as excited as the rest of you regarding pockets in dresses.

I just can’t.

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My spring coat is almost ready for viewing. 

I hand-beaded it myself. 

It’s fancy.

It’s fabulous.

It’s fantastical.

{Photo is for cheeky purposes only; not actual coat.}

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Does anyone else take a picture of the recipe on the computer with your cel phone so you can bring the phone over to the kitchen area to complete the recipe?

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When inspiration fails to strike, and the world seems a dull and banal place, post a shitty piece of filler like this, call it a Tiny Thread, and move the fuck on. A kick in the pants, social media style. 

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Getting tripped up on my palazzo pants is a benign reminder that I’m human after all.

Human and fabulous.

(And more than a little ridiculous.)

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