Category Archives: Tiny Threads

I do best on the edge of sunlight.

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Bring me the coat of the Little Prince.

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People throw the term ‘foolproof’ around way too casually, fools being fools.

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It’s high time I got back into watches. I’ve been woefully neglectful of this opportunity to accessorize.

Thread-within-a-thread: Do we even wear watches anymore?

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I love ferns.

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Still with the crocs and the cargo pants.

Stop.

We are better than this. 

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Cher is the fucking best. 

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We need to stop throwing arugula on everything.

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Sleeping in is not over-rated. 

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My whole life has been one big ‘felt cute, might delete later’ moment.

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Flippant work comment: “She’s been new for a long time.”

Yeah. I said it.

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When life becomes a production, shut it down. 

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An excess of friendliness, especially when forced upon another, is rude.

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If you have something nasty or negative to say about Madonna, put it on your own social media pages, not mine. (I realize not as many people will see it, but that’s your own issue.)

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“At least I’m having bowel movements, freak.”

The things one must text to co-workers these days…

Also, “TMFI.”

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