Category Archives: Tiny Threads

“What doesn’t kill you will try again tomorrow.”

This is why I love the Tony Awards.

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Open question for office building co-horts: why would you go to a different floor to use the restroom? I’ve done that when the men’s room is being cleaned and there’s a big sign on the door and tape blocking the way, but when it’s open why bother?

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Who types the closed-captioning for Spectrum News Albany? Asking for the literate.

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At first I was annoyed that the Queen would entertain Trump at a banquet. Then I saw him in white tie and tails. Well-played, your Majesty.

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You know those grumpy parents who come home after a day of work and need a couple of hours of quiet time without bother or interruption? I am one of those grumpy parents. Without the annoying kids. Thank Christ for that small grace.

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The trick of any good summer day is how to keep your book out of the water.

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Morning pajama wedgies go deep.

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I do best on the edge of sunlight.

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Bring me the coat of the Little Prince.

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People throw the term ‘foolproof’ around way too casually, fools being fools.

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It’s high time I got back into watches. I’ve been woefully neglectful of this opportunity to accessorize.

Thread-within-a-thread: Do we even wear watches anymore?

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I love ferns.

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Still with the crocs and the cargo pants.

Stop.

We are better than this. 

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Cher is the fucking best. 

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