Category Archives: Tiny Threads

My oboe teacher taught me a great many life lessons over the years, not the least of which was, “Don’t stick your butt out when you bow.”

It took some practice, but eventually I got it.

I got it good.

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It’s ok to walk with a shadow.

Some days it’s the only thing that proves the sun is out.

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Who dis? Same phone. Just don’t care.

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The worst thing I could have done was learn how to use a shopping cart.

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Happy Father’s Day, Mother-Fuckers!

(And I mean that literally.)

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When the most exciting part of the day is when you discover a fresh urinal cake in the office restroom, it’s time to make the days more exciting.

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Out of all the skills I’ve learned at the office, faking the reach to pretend I’m trying to hold the elevator is the greatest.

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“What doesn’t kill you will try again tomorrow.”

This is why I love the Tony Awards.

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Open question for office building co-horts: why would you go to a different floor to use the restroom? I’ve done that when the men’s room is being cleaned and there’s a big sign on the door and tape blocking the way, but when it’s open why bother?

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Who types the closed-captioning for Spectrum News Albany? Asking for the literate.

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At first I was annoyed that the Queen would entertain Trump at a banquet. Then I saw him in white tie and tails. Well-played, your Majesty.

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You know those grumpy parents who come home after a day of work and need a couple of hours of quiet time without bother or interruption? I am one of those grumpy parents. Without the annoying kids. Thank Christ for that small grace.

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The trick of any good summer day is how to keep your book out of the water.

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Morning pajama wedgies go deep.

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