Category Archives: Tiny Threads

What needs to be done to bring about a proper honoring of the siesta in this country? We are all too run-down to function effectively.

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Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.

[Cut to me lounging in a velvet robe with an ostrich feather collar, languidly lifting a martini to my lips.]

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At the first sign of rain, or the slightest dip in temperature, I instantly want a grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup.

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It’s not enough that people add an unnecessary ‘L’ to my name, or switch out the second ‘A’ for an ‘E’ – now I have to put up with this. 

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If a restaurant review ends, “I would eat hear again” I would not trust it.

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I just saw that Gay Uncles Day is August 14. Like I need more pressure in my life.

Wait, do we get gifts?

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Reading at the urinal. Now that’s a new one, even for me. (And I’ve seen a lot of crazy shit go down at the urinal.)

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When they go low, I whip out my limbo skills.

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Why does Retail want to kick Summer out of the bed so soon?

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Some memes are really good.

If ever there was a time to LOL, this is it.

Though I have yet to literally LOL.

Or figuratively LOL for that matter. 

Anyway, I got a kick out of this one. 

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Not allowing the phone charger cord to get tangled is easier than untangling a tangled phone cord. Prevention is often simpler than correction.

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From a box of pins, it’s the bent one that gets picked first.

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