Category Archives: Tiny Threads

Some days you just can’t tie the tie on the first try.

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The way a wasabi pea bites you back, so you keep eating more.

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Overanalyzing anything so often leads to unhappiness.

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Yes, those of us who work on the 10^thfloor judge those who take the elevator to the 2^ndfloor.

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When it comes to making trouble I’ve always had one motto: you can fuck around with everyone but Andy. I mean, I’m not stupid. He is a retired police officer.

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Make plans but take nothing for granted.

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We are a divided nation. Especially when it comes to candy corn and cilantro.

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Is it really that difficult to produce an oven door that we might actually see through?

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My current social media mindset: I’ll vet you later.

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Lazy people who ask questions that Google can answer.

I am one of you.

And we are obnoxious as fuck.

We need to stop.

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How could I be mad at a mosquito at this tender time of the year?

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How do they gauge the winds of a hurricane? Are there planes in it? I’m serious. A bit stupid in this topic, perhaps, but serious.

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Shake out your freshly-cut bagels before putting them in the toaster for fewer burnt crumbs later. #FuckingVirgos

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The middle-of-the-day lull in a single post.

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