Category Archives: Tiny Threads

I cannot think of a more stressful situation than doing a yoga class with co-workers in the middle of a work-day.

Nama-stay-away.

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Remind me again why everyone loves Christmas?

This ball of ornament hooks is SOLID. 

Impenetrable.

Unextractable.

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Food Network holiday cooking championships have filled the void left long ago by those classic Christmas cartoons. 

{See also Hunk of the Day Jesse Palmer.}

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I’m too old to know what Fortnite is. 

And too busy with other things to care. 

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I’m a short person living in a tall person’s kitchen. There are cabinets I have never opened. Don’t tell me my life is all rainbows and unicorns.

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Riddle me this: how can ‘care-giver’ and ‘care-taker’ mean the same thing?

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Some days you just can’t tie the tie on the first try.

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The way a wasabi pea bites you back, so you keep eating more.

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Overanalyzing anything so often leads to unhappiness.

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Yes, those of us who work on the 10^thfloor judge those who take the elevator to the 2^ndfloor.

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When it comes to making trouble I’ve always had one motto: you can fuck around with everyone but Andy. I mean, I’m not stupid. He is a retired police officer.

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Make plans but take nothing for granted.

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We are a divided nation. Especially when it comes to candy corn and cilantro.

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