This post, and the near-naked ones that follow, is a complete lazy cop-out, designed for ease and speed when I’m too sick and tired to do much else. It is male model Tobias Sorensen, and he is only the first of a parade of male models for the day. Apologies for the lack of long-winded prose, but you’re probably already scrolling down to see how low the pubic hair shots go, so don’t let me interrupt you. Just don’t come back and revisit my words because that’s just plain rude. Enjoy the rest of the day… more to come.
Category Archives: Shirtless Male Celebrities
December
2012
November
2012
Battle of the Sexiest Footballers
In honor of tonight’s Patriots vs. Jets match-up (I feel bad for anyone that has to work on Thanksgiving, even if they are getting paid bazillions) we have the sexy hunk showdown for each team. First up are the Jets quarterbacks, in the form of Mark Sanchez and apparent bench-warmer Tim Tebow (was he really praying for this?) Up after them are the Patriots, in the form of Sebastian Vollmer and Tom Brady. (Mr. Wes Welker was just featured as a Hunk of the Day, so it seems redundant to include anymore than a glimpse of his assets here.)
November
2012
Tom Daley Does Everything In A Speedo
While not technically a Hunk of the Day post, this will take the place of that feature for tonight, as Tom Daley has already been named as such here, and it’s a still a little too soon for a repeat. In this post he is stripping into a Speedo for the umpteenth time, as is his wont, for some charity or do-good event or blah, blah, blah. Even when not swimming, a Speedo appears to be his outfit of choice (like when he’s hawking books). Not that anyone is complaining, mind you, and if this is how he bulges into our lives post-Olympic-glory, more power to him.
November
2012
A David Beckham Underwear Shoot Video
To cap off this Day of David Beckham, a bit of the footballer in action. Most people cringe when they hear him speak, but I kind of like it. (I’m a sucker for an accent.)
November
2012
A David Beckham Underwear Post
It’s been a while since we’ve featured David Beckham here – well, a while by the standards of those of us who feature him quite often. I suppose my interest has slightly diminished over the last year or so – nothing against Mr. Beckham, well, maybe a little. Chalk it up to boredom with his underwear (or “Bodywear”) line, coupled with a disinterest, if not outright dislike, of his tattoo obsession/addiction. He’s coming back with some new holiday additions to his H&M clothing line, however, so it seems a good time to revisit him and his bulge. My fascination is a combination of a Brit obsession, the fact that he’s married to Posh, and his simple, slightly rugged good looks. His propensity for briefs over boxers is also slightly intoxicating.
November
2012
Tom Daley – Shirtless, Wet, & In Motion – Bonus Post
Just in case the Hunk of the Day wasn’t enough, I offer you this trio of GIFs of Tom Daley taking his shirt off while getting showered with water. Hey, haven’t we all been caught by the shower when our shirts were still on? Saves on the laundry work. Not that I do the laundry work, but someone does at some point, so consider this my new method of contributing to the household duties while saving the environment. Never let it be said that I didn’t do my part. And never let it be said that Mr. Daley didn’t do his. Sometimes taking your shirt off is contribution enough. I totally just forgot what we were talking about. Sorry, this post was created when I was delirious with a fever of some sort. Did somebody say ‘Fever‘? It always comes back to Madonna. Are you Linked Out? Or are you LinkedIn? Or are you LinkSys? Or is this ‘The Legend of Zelda’?
October
2012
Hunk of the Day: Casper Van Dien – A Favorite
A number of the hunks featured on this site are those who are requested by other people, or recommended by whatever is going on in pop culture – not necessarily those men I personally find attractive (unless we’re talking Ben Cohen or David Beckham). Casper Van Dien is one of those who may join that vaunted pantheon of sex appeal, and not just because he’s bound and gagged (though that definitely doesn’t hurt).
 He reminds me vaguely of a younger version of Andy (though at that age Andy had the requisite policeman’s pornstache – someday I’ll dig out a photo of that). So I guess if I had to pick a type of guy I liked, this would be one of the prototypes. There was, and remains, much ado about Mr. Van Dien’s nude scene in ‘Starship Troopers’ – a movie I couldn’t bring myself to watch, but I’ll seek out those screen shots another day (a daily Hunk of the Day feature is going to require some thoughtful spacing-out of our chosen gentlemen).  He also went naked but for a loin cloth in a ‘Tarzan’ remake, another movie I missed. Sometimes it’s best to wait for the naughty excerpts and forego the hefty price of a movie ticket.
October
2012
Joseph Gordon-Levitt & The Sexiest GIFs Ever
In this Magic Mike spoof from ‘Saturday Night Live’, Joseph Gordon-Levitt proves a hotter Magic Mike than Channing Tatum himself. If Mr. Gordon-Levitt wasn’t such a good actor, I’d hope to see him in the sequel. For now, an SNL Strip Skit will have to do.
It seems Saturday Night Live is still good for something after all.
October
2012
Let’s Hear It For the Boy Culture
One of my favorite websites recently got a little make-over, so head on over to Boy Culture to see the new digs. That’s where you can find gems like this Zac Efron GIF that I find simply mesmerizing, and a Nightly Briefing that is simply essential.
October
2012
Tom Daley & His Bulge, Hugging It Out
Here we find Tom Daley and his Speedo hugging Matthew Mitcham in his Speedo, which can only result in a very happy photographic moment. Enjoy.
October
2012
Blast from the Shirtless 90210 Past
Bet you thought this was going to be Dylan or Brandon, right? Or maybe even Steve, lately of ‘Dancing with the Stars’ fame? No such luck – this is the unlikeliest heart-throb of the bunch – Brian Austin Green (well, aside from the nerdy character who accidentally gunned himself off in one of their “very special episodes”. See, once upon a time I did watch television, and quite closely.) Yes, folks, this is the man who deflowered Donna. Though I don’t think he had as many tattoos then. Ahh, memories…
September
2012
September
2012
A Shirtless Andy Samberg
Continuing with our brief quirky-yet-sexy thread started by Paul Rudd, this is Andy Samberg, whose movies hold absolutely no allure for me whatsoever, but who has a certain sexiness that far surpasses the hit-or-miss essence of Mr. Rudd. He’s just dorky enough for me to adore.
September
2012
Jesse Metcalfe in His Underwear
This is Jesse Metcalfe, newly of ‘Dallas’ fame, formerly of ‘Desperate Housewives’ fame, neither of which I ever watched. Well, the original ‘Dallas’, yes. But that was then and this is now and my tastes have evolved from the fake dramatic to the real dramatic (hello ‘Real Housewives’).
There has been much criticism of Mr. Metcalfe’s “man-boobs”, which I find rather distasteful. The criticism that is. I haven’t tasted the other.
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September
2012
Who Has the Better Butt: Channing Tatum or Joe Manganiello?
Based on the following two photos alone, I’ve got to give the slight edge (one might even say ‘rim’) to Channing Tatum – though in real life Mr. Manganiello is probably slightly more fit/built. Truth be told, neither of these guys is my type, or what I usually find attractive in a guy, but they each have their fervent admirers, so this double-billing goes out to them.
Above, Mr. Tatum; below, Mr. Manganiello. Who brings up the back best?