The 2014 Ben Cohen calendar was just released, which is all the flimsy reason I need to post these making-of shots of a deliciously shirtless Ben Cohen. It’s doubtful that anyone will mind all that much, as Mr. Cohen is both easy on the eyes, and warming to the heart given his straight ally status. One day soon I’ll do the long-planned straight ally profile on him (get back to me with those interview questions, Ben!) Until then, this sort of shirtless fluff will have to suffice. Sometimes fluff is the stuff of brilliance.
Category Archives: Shirtless Male Celebrities
November
2013
October
2013
Jockstrap Preparation
In joyful anticipation of the impending World-Series-inspired jockstrap post(s), here’s a linky look back at some of the sports stars who have shirtlessly and gratuitously graced the Archives of www.ALANILAGAN.com, starting with a baseball player.
This is a very naked Matt Harvey, posing for the ESPN Naked Issue (the only reason for that publication’s existence).
The naked tool known as Rob Gronkowski in his almost-altogether.
The first openly-gay NBA player Jason Collins.
UPDATE:Â Puckish stud and hockey player Sean Avery is NOT engaged to Andy Cohen.
Mr. Tom Brady, in tight pants. Need more be said?
Another football player shirtless and in tight pants, Danny Amendola
And yet another football player, Drew Brees, caught getting shirtless and sudsy in the shower.
Finally, straight ally sports star Matt Jarvis, doing laundry without clothes on. At least there’s a flimsy reason for that gratuitous male nudity.
October
2013
Ben Cohen, Bulging in his Briefs
It’s been a good week of shirtless male celebrities here, despite my lack of interest in things of late. First we had a very naked Zac Efron, legit, and here we have Ben Cohen in his tighty-whities on the cover of ‘Attitude’. Talk about a bountiful harvest. While Zac Efron has been featured a number of times, (also in his tighty-whities) he still pales in comparison to the number of Ben Cohen underwear posts – the guy even has his own Category. His cover shoot is in well-deserved honor of his work as an ally. When you’re hot, you’re hot, but when you’re good you’re hotter.
October
2013
Adam Levine, Naked & Sexercising
He can pretend this is yoga all he wants, it’s really just Adam Levine exercising his sexual style on an unwitting patch of grass. And I can pretend this is just a humorous post, but it’s really just an exercise to show off this classic photo of a naked Adam Levine. (And if you want to see Adam’s armpits, we have that post too.)
October
2013
David Beckham, In Brief
Whilst I’m in travel status, a revisiting of some past David Beckham posts, to see how good he looks almost all of the time.
David looks splendid changing out of his shorts in the middle of a soccer game.
David looks amazing when he dons a simple pair of white briefs.
David looks intriguing when putting his snake out for all the world to see.
David looks fit running around in his boxer briefs.
David looks hot in black and white and shades of gray.
David looks good even when the underwear is boring.
David looks hunky when he’s the Hunk of the Day.
David looks cute when talking in that sexy accent.
David looks serious when going bulge-to-bulge with Ben Cohen.
David looks amazing when caught on video in his underwear (and battling Mario Lopez.)
David looks better in pants than Tom Daley does out of them.
David looks decent in retirement.
David looks striking in nothing but his cologne.
David looks sporty in this locker room.
David looks best going back to front, or front to back.
October
2013
Five Hunks for the Fifth of October
The Hunk of the Day feature is one of the most beloved parts of this website, but some of the earlier selections may have gotten buried in the Archives (though if you want to check whether your favorite shirtless male celebrity has been featured here, type their name into the ‘Search’ feature and see what comes up). For today, a little look back at five hunks who previously graced this site and deserve a second look.
Before he got all pimped-out and kinky with Miley Cyrus, Robin Thicke was strutting his sexy stuff shirtlessly as a Hunk of the Day last October.
Matthew McConaughey was generous enough to offer a peek of his balls (bonus!) from this gun-toting scene.
The also-giving Andrew Christian has provided much man candy to fill out his sexy underwear, and one prime example of this is Colby Melvin.
Super male models were represented by Tyson Beckford – a naked Tyson Beckford, you’re welcome.
Finally, singing the sweet song of sexual stimulation, Adam Levine was a Hunk of the Day last November. Even better than Jagger.
October
2013
Chris Hemsworth and His Bouncing Butt
Though Chris Hemsworth has already been featured here as a Hunk of the Day, this particular GIF of his nakedness in motion has not, so here you go. It’s a tossed salad as to whether this or the GIF of Jude Law’s naked ass is the more enticing. Think of it as a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure, Adult-style, like everything else on this website.
September
2013
Ben Cohen: Hairy & Hunky
Ben Cohen is currently making news on the new series of ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ across the pond. While I have to be entranced by dancing shows (gay gasp!) I would watch Mr. Cohen. (I still miss ‘Solid Gold’ – filling up your life with music. And Dionne.) Anyway, more shirtless Ben Cohen shots elsewhere on this site.
September
2013
Zac Efron, Shirtless & In Motion
Zac Efron almost made it into Tom Daley, David Beckham, and Ben Cohen territory here (i.e. got his own Category), but fell short, mostly due to a rather dull and boring nature. Even dropping a condom on the red carpet did little to up the excitement ante, so until he gets caught screwing the milkman, he will not reach Category-worthy status. In the meantime, though, a few shirtless GIFs.
September
2013
Beckham’s Best Side: Bulge or Butt?
It’s been far too long (almost a week!) since the last gratuitous David Beckham post, so let’s work to rectify that right now. The question of the day is whether you prefer David’s front or back ~ bulge or backside? I think I’m slightly partial to the latter. Butt boy all the way.
August
2013
Adam Levine: Gratuitous Underwear Shot
Taken by his girlfriend, this is a photo of Adam Levine in his underwear. Still slightly more than what he was wearing here but not here, and skimpy enough to warrant a second glance.
August
2013
Gratuitously Shirtless Good Guy Ben Cohen
One day soon I’ll write a Straight Ally piece on Ben Cohen for all the work he’s done for equality. Until then, you’ll just have to feast on these shots and the multitude of past posts (here, here, here, here, here, and here) where Mr. Cohen has appeared in equally glorious stages of undress (and underwear). The most appealing thing about him, as hard as it is to narrow it down, is his heart. He’s a true believer in his mission (the admirable Stand Up foundation) and he backs up his words with his actions. (He also Tweeted me a Happy Birthday, and if the guy can make that kind of effort for a nobody, he’s pretty damn amazing.)
August
2013
A New David Beckham Underwear Post
It’s been a while since we last saw David Beckham in his self-monikered skivvies, so let’s rectify that sorrowful bit of a lapse with these new shots for his fall underwear line at H&M. As you may or may not remember, I’m not the biggest fan of Mr. Beckham’s brand of intimates. The cut is wrong, the fit is snug (and not just because I may have gained an inch or two where I don’t quite want it), and the colors and designs were bland and too utilitarian. Underwear from David Beckham should be so much more. But when he wears it, it looks a lot better. So here you have it.
August
2013
The Gratuitous Speedo Collection
Last year we had the Summer Olympics and that parade of Speedos to keep us entertained in the month of August. This year all we have is Tom Daley, and a few brief appearances by Ryan Lochte. So rather than bemoaning the lack of Olympic-caliber skin, let’s revisit some of those classic Speedo moments.
Before Tom Daley was even a glimpse in someone’s eye, there was Michael Phelps. His long lean torso dazzled at the past three Olympic games, and he even showered in his Speedo.
Alongside Mr. Phelps was the slightly more handsome, if less rewarded, Ryan Lochte. One of the favorite posts ever was this one, featuring Mr. Lochte pulling his already-low-slung swimsuit down even further. Even when he went to Las Vegas, he stripped to a skimpy white Speedo, forgoing the dull board shorts that other straight guys favor.
The gay Olympians were represented by Matthew Mitcham, who donned his Speedo while diving for the gold. He looked just as good in his funky trunks, and got to hug Tom Daley in this amazing shot of double-Speedo hotness.
As mentioned, the reigning Speedo-clad stud is Tom Daley. He was first featured here in July of last year, but has since come up in the ranks to be a featured performer, with a category all his own. Whether it’s his butt or his bulge that captivates you, Daley delivers on all fronts, even selling books in his Speedo. He was crowned the Hunk of the Day not once, but twice. As one of the younger guys featured on this site, all I can say is this: baby got back.
August
2013
Tom Daley in his Underwear
We’re accustomed to seeing Tom Daley in his barely-there Speedos, so an underwear shot – in boxer-briefs no less – should come as no big thrill. But when a Speedo is your work-wear, an underwear shot is somehow more sexy, more sensual, more privately erotic. For those who have come to appreciate Mr. Daley, this one’s for you. (Personally, he’s still a bit too young.) These are reportedly from his 2014 calendar. The cover shot is a bit too precious for my liking, am I wrong?