Finally, an image to fix the Internet that Kim Kardashian’s greasy ass supposedly broke a while back. This is Jesse Metcalfe in some gritty, raw and rough poses. It’s the only known antidote to the Kardashian Curse. Mr. Metcalfe has been featured here previously, in nothing but his underwear, and in his very first Hunk of the Day crowning.
And a brief glimpse at how he gets a body like that.
HARD WERQ.
It’s a surprisingly rare moment when Tom Brady removes his shirt, which has always been rather unfortunate given his hotness. Judging from these photos he actually has a somewhat average body for a super sports star, and such a normal revelation only endears him to me. His previous appearances here have been mostly skin-free, which goes to show that a post like this is a rarity indeed. Unlike his teammate Rob Gronkowski, who stepped to the scene sans clothing completely. Not sure which is better…
Here are two bulge shots as well, for those who like to seek out bulges.
From his television work on ‘Kingdom’ comes Nick Jonas and his first sex scene. I’m not sure how much this one will appeal to his ever-growing gay fan base, but whatevs. It’s Nick banging a hot woman in flattering lighting. He will no doubt be revealing more, because all these hints have got to lead somewhere. (And I’m guessing the purity ring is now off for good.)
Fan favorite Philip Fusco fills out these photos quite finely, and looks even more fit out of uniform. To that end, there are a few of him fittingly in nude form as well. Mr. Fusco has made quite a splash on this site in a short amount of time – and I’m making up for years of not featuring him with a rash of posts that started with this gratuitously grand entry here, and his initial Hunk of the Day honor here.
Thus far no one has complained about the sexy excess. Come back for more. Also, be sure to check out Mr. Fusco’s own website at PhilCity ~ where fitness, health, and lifestyle come together in one explosively sexy arena.
It’s been quite a week. First, my hatred of Taylor Swift dissipated seemingly overnight. Now, I’m genuinely starting to not hate one of the Jonas brothers. At first I thought it was just a coy bait-and-tease game, this little dance that Nick Jonas has been doing with us, but now I think he may really be committed. Case in point: the video below of ‘Guess the Bulge‘ where Mr. Jonas gamely gives his all in figuring out the bulges of Zac Efron, Liam Payne, Justin Bieber and some other One Direction guy.
He also gives tantalizing hints of an upcoming sex scene where his ass is on display. Oh, and a few more shirtless shots for Details magazine. I’m on board with all of it. Shake it off.
The Great Gratuitous Sunday Morning Post. It’s a bit of a tradition here, when all you folks who can’t access this supposedly NSFW site from work have a moment to catch up on all the fun things you missed during the weekdays. This post should be no exception, featuring Dan Osborne in his preferred state of garb: naked, nude, and grabbing his junk. These latest photos were from a dare that he jump in the pool naked. Daring indeed. I would NEVER…
The rest of the post is filled out, and deliciously at that, by the shirtless and Speedo-clad likes of Zac Efron and Tom Daley. Mr. Efron likes to do a lot of things shirtless, and I don’t think Tom Daley does anything out of his Speedo – well, except for showering in the altogether.
There, that about sums up the Sunday morning nude male post. Let’s see what the afternoon brings…
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Perhaps he should have been crowned Hunk of the Day (as he hasn’t yet been so honored) but for now this is just an introductory post to Philip Fusco, because sometimes things have to be earned (or at least timed to promote a project of Mr. Fusco’s choosing should he deign to reach out to me.) I think that on a lazy October Saturday, this should be more than ample homage to Fusco, and to his back and front.
Jury’s out on which is his finest asset. Your thoughts? Opinions? Requests? We’re open to all. (And though Victoria Beckham has compared her husband’s appendage to an exhaust pipe, Mr. Fusco may be giving Mr. Beckham a run for his plumbing.)
Continuing his almost-full-frontal assault on America, Nick Jonas is definitely making a sexy play for a gay fan-base, and it seems to be working. Following the first flush of photos from his ‘Flaunt’ shoot, here are a few more to cause further salivation. I must admit to being entirely unaware of what Mr. Jonas sounds like musically, but if he keeps this up I may be forced to have a listen. In the meantime, it’s just fun to watch. Whether he’ll continue dropping trou in shots like this one, or simply teasing his physical attributes on Instragram as he did here, it looks to be a grand show.
If you’ve got it, flaunt it. And thanks to Flaunt magazine, Nick Jonas is showing off his junk and his booty, grabbing his crotch and baring those butt cheeks. He’s hinted at both before, but never quite like this. Feast your eyes on almost all of it.
Thanks to Just Jared for unearthing these uncovered goodies.
Male supermodel David Gandy has been featured here time and time again, and as long as he keeps up the underwear front he’ll be featured here in the future. There’s a comfort and a thrill in that, the perfect encapsulation for the spark of fall just around the corner. Previous postings include his initial crowning as Hunk of the Day, his naked ass (and a peek of more), this sexy work-out GIF, a gratuitous crotch shot, a relatively classy black-and-white bonus, and a bit of bush and backside in one. A few more appearances like this and he may make it into his own category, a la David Beckham or Tom Daley.
Chris Evans has long been a favorite on these pages, having fronted the feature photos for naked and nude male celeb posts like that. This is just one more of the same, for those who enjoy the shirtlessness that Mr. Evans once made a vital part of his repertoire.
Some days call out for simple posts. Like this one. It’s Nick Jonas in his shirtless worked-out form for his DirecTV appearance in ‘Kingdom.’ I’ll wait for the pics and GIFs to come out and enjoy it that way – no need to sit through an entire series. In the meantime, there are other notable Nick Jonas shirtless moments here, including this instant classic, and this Hunk of the Day honor which was all about, well, his butt.
Believe it or not, the most requested guy who has appeared on this site is not David Beckham or Ben Cohen or even Tom Daley, it’s this gentleman right here: Alex Minsky. People continually ask when he will be the Hunk of the Day, but it turns out he’s already been given that honor long ago – not to mention this insanely erotic nude GIF. Of course, if he asks politely (or at all) he can have a second go-round at the title. As for Mr. Minsky, he recently made a cameo appearance (butt naked to boot) at Broadway Bares.
Some of these shots are more revealing than others, but here is a brief collection of David Beckham showing off his greatest assets. There’s been some heated debate over whether that’s his butt or his bulge, so here’s a few views of both to let you make your own decisions. I won’t go crazy with the David Beckham links, because all you need to know is found in this very graphic post. But in case you wanted a little more, here you go.
While he has yet to be named an official Hunk of the Day, Orlando Bloom gets his first nude feature in this post. (Perhaps we’re doing a six-degrees-of-sexiness curve, as Mr. Bloom co-starred with today’s Hunk Brad Pitt in ‘Troy.’) While I didn’t quite get the attraction during Bloom’s elvish (elfin?) stint in ‘The Lord of the Rings’ (long blond hair and pointy ears?) I came around in his ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ turn. Sometimes I prefer brunettes to blondes. Here are some stills and GIFs from his new movie, in which he appears to take on a home invader dressed in nothing but his tattoos. Regardless of hair color, the best Orlando Bloom is a nude Orlando Bloom.
