Category Archives: Shirtless Male Celebrities

Zac Efron, Practically Nude

A man needs to know his best assets, and here’s a man who clearly does. Zac Efron has been naked here before, so while it shouldn’t be a big deal, these photos, from a movie in which he’s supposed to be naked, by rights should not be anything special. Yet somehow they are, so feast your eyes one more time upon the almost-naked form of Mr. Efron. No stranger to nudity, and certainly not to shirtlessness, Efron gives a bit of both, in nude-hued briefs and a strategically-placed stuffed animal. He’s still hiding the good bits, but I can respect that. A girl has to leave something to the imagination.

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Hunk of the Day (Again): Andy Cohen

He’s been a Hunk of the Day before, and more importantly he’s released not just one but two entertaining tomes (‘Most Talkative‘ and ‘The Andy Cohen Diaries.’) Recently, he was in Miami on his tour with Anderson Cooper, where he hit the beach with his toned and tanned beach body (all the working out that took place in his Diaries has definitely paid off). This is Andy Cohen, who’s being honored as Hunk of the Day one more time because, well, he is.

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Sexy Group Scene: Nude Men

Not so much a group scene as in an orgy, but group scene as in a collection of Hunks that collectively form a group. (Or group scene as in orgy if that’s what you insist upon.) This Saturday post is one of those sexy, lazy compilations that may refresh your memory, or introduce you anew, to a few Hunk of the Day features you may have missed. The Archives are a labyrinth of male nudity and naked male celebrities, but few seldom trove the treasure trails without getting lost in masturbatory delight. Let’s focus, at least as pronounced by Jean Claude Van Damme.

We should begin with the magically-delicious butts of ‘Magic Mike’ in this brief post of posteriors.

While we’re on the subject of nude male butts, here’s the one that belongs to Jake Gyllenhaal. Any day that Jakey gets nakey is a good one.

The final ass-cheek peek for this opening is the sexy back of Justin Timberlake. But enough about the naked JT Superstar for now…

The gentlemen of McFly got nude in the above photo from an Attitude shoot, but it’s always been about the third guy in from the left, Harry Judd. Mr. Judd has supplied ample assets for this website, and other far less classy joints (thank God). I’m partial to the partial male nudity of this post, the spreading of his legs in this one, and the gratuitous semi-dry-but-naked humping in this one.

More magic from ‘Mike’ – because it was the movie that just kept on giving. A nude Channing Tatum or a shirtless Joe Manganiello? Ok, fine – a nude Joe Manganiello too. [Sigh]… and Matt Bomer’s banging backside.

Speaking of nude men, here’s Rob Gronkowski naked.

One of the OG male supermodels, Tyson Beckford, proves he still has the stuff to fill out the sexy underwear.

One of the sweetest male supermodels, Ronnie Kroell, made his first appearance here in this post. More impressively, he made his latest appearance here, wherein he was crowned as Hunk of the Day for the third time (our first-ever three-time honoree).

Finally, now that you’ve been bombarded with links to see you through this otherwise-lightweight Saturday, a few collections within this group collection. In a few of these posts you’ll find the random male nudity of anonymous strangers, in others you might find the recognizable tushes of guys like Sandor Earl, Alex Minsky, Colby Keller, Greg Rutherford, Ashton Kutcher and even a couple of Olympians.

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Zac Efron Grabs Another Guy’s Junk

Last year, Zac Efron ripped his shirt off and revealed his banging torso on the MTV Movie Awards. How do you top that gratuitous glimse of skin? You grab Dave Franco’s package, literally, and hang on for dear life. Sound unbelievable? Scroll down and see the epic GIFs. (There’s some nipple tweaking too, of Mr. Efron’s nubs.) First, a look back at last year’s skin-baring incident.

This isn’t the first time that Zac Efron has had fun with another guy – and that one was a Bear. (And don’t forget when this Zac Efron nude photo hit the internet.)

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Justin Bieber: Shirtless & (Gulp) Bulked

Watching Martha Stewart roast Justin Bieber was almost – ALMOST – enough to diminish some of the negative feelings I have toward the trying-to-reform young prick. But before I give in to the dark side and emotionally prepare for a Taylor Swift turn-around, I’m hanging onto some deeply-ingrained annoyance thanks to Bieber’s possible connection to one of the Kardashian spawn. This hater is gonna hate, hate, hate until such a scourge is wiped from the earth. That said, it’s nice to see Mr. Bieber progressing from these early shirtless pics to this bulked-up stance by way of Calvin Klein. Photoshopping is a Godsend when you need to get jacked quickly.

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Nick Jonas & More Nude GIFs

Nick Jonas has solidified his status as worthy and willing Hunk with all the times he’s removed his clothes in the past year or so. Starting with the Instagram shot heard round the world, and following up stunningly with his fittingly chosen magazine cover for ‘Flaunt,’ Mr. Jonas has come into young adulthood in sexy fashion. Further proof of his penchant for taking his clothes off is evidenced here, and in GIFs from another instance where he appeared in the buff. Yes, we still get jealous…

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A Gratuitous Channing Tatum Post

Here are a few old-school Channing Tatum shots from his early days as a male model (and stripper if we are to believe the loosely-autobiographical ‘Magic Mike‘ movie.) Mr. Tatum has surfaced here a number of times (particularly his back end) and as the world gears up to seeing more stripping scenes in ‘Magic Mike XXL’ I offer these photos to whet your appetite.

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Statham, Jason: Shirtless

For my friend JoAnn, who’s visiting this weekend, and who just wrote the Special Guest Blog of the week, I offer these photos of one of her favorites: Jason Statham in various states of shirtlessness. Personally, I’m not the biggest fan of Mr. Statham, but I love my JoJo, so here you go. She’s always liked them a little rough around the edges… and smoking’ hot.

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Classic Across-the-Pond Hunks

Continuing in the throbbing vein of James Norton, these gents hail from the other side of the Atlantic. A quick round-up of British Hunks begins in proper form with the premier gay icon and straight ally Ben Cohen. Mr. Cohen is wildly famous in these parts thanks to posts like this and pics like this. The two shots here should go a long way toward explaining why. A frequent subject of beefcake images and deeper features, Mr. Cohen and his StandUp Foundation have shown the world what a real man can – and should – accomplish.

For lighter fare, feast your eyes upon the soap star studliness of Gary Lucy. I’d move to the capital just to be able to watch his cheesy shows.

Hopefully while there I’d get to run into Dan Osborne on one of his training expeditions. Given the body of work he’s created, I’m guessing he spends a lot of time in training.

Though Mr. Osborne has gotten a little out of hand with the manscaping, Harry Judd knows how to keep things trimmed but not chicken-plucked.

Speaking of fine and fit Harrys, a British tribute to manhood would not be complete without some royalty – and no one is more royally sexy than Prince Harry – especially when he’s giving a glimpse of skin.

Last but most certainly not least, and bringing up the finest rear on either side of the ocean, is David Beckham. While he’s been slightly stingy of late regarding underwear pics, his legacy is set in rock-hard stone.

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Neil Patrick Harris in His Tighty-Whities

Because there’s nothing hotter than a fit guy in white briefs, especially when he’s hosting the Oscars. (Quite frankly, this was the highlight of the Oscar ceremony – and it’s not even over yet.) Neil Patrick Harris has been here practically naked before, in this racy Rolling Stone cover shot, as well as shirtless in his first Hunk of the Day honor. He also wore nothing but glitter here, as was befitting of his turn as Hedwig. As for his Oscar-hosting debut, I thought it was safe and classy (as classy as you can get in your underwear) – and the perfect way to be invited back (though I may be at odds with the world on this one.)

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Aaron Schock Is NOT Gay (And These Pictures Prove It)

Look, I don’t have a problem with gay people. I have a problem with gay people who pretend they’re not gay and then go about trying to deny rights to other gay people. There’s a certain space in hell reserved for such loathsome hypocritical asshats. Then again, internalized homophobia is its own form of hell, created during anyone’s time on earth when they live a life pretending to be anyone other than themselves. When I see that in certain friends, mostly I feel pity. UNLESS the person starts fucking with my rights.

Now, I’m most definitely not saying that Republican Congressman Aaron Schock is gay. That’s the kind of talk that gets people in trouble. And you certainly can’t tell if someone is gay based on their photos or fashion or the fact that they painted their congressional office to look like the set of ‘Downton Abbey’ or were reportedly seen in a naked shower encounter with another gentlemen. What I do know is that Aaron Schock is opposed to marriage equality. In his oh-so-original words: “I do not support gay marriage, and I believe in the definition of marriage being between one man and one woman.” Maybe it’s just a requirement of his political party, or maybe he truly feels that way. Regardless, his anti-gay voting record is shameful for anyone.

He supported an amendment to the Constitution to ban same-sex marriage. He was against the President’s decision to not defend the Defense of Marriage Act against court challenge. He also voted against the 2010 repeal of the ban on gay men and lesbians serving openly in the armed forces.

So until Aaron Schock stops fucking with the rights of gay people in this country, he’s going to have to contend with snarky posts like this (which by no means is meant to insinuate or claim that Aaron Schock is gay.)

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This Is NOT Justin Timberlake Eating Out Someone’s Ass

It’s his way of announcing that his wife is pregnant with their child, so I assume it’s him kissing her stomach – at least, I’m hoping it is. But it does look exactly like he’s giving some analingus to a big old pasty ass, right? Besides, the idea of a rim job by Justin Timberlake is on the tip of everyone’s tongue. Talk about bringing Sexy Back… Anyway, congratulations to the proud parents-to-be!

For those who wanted Justin Timberlake’s ass to be involved in this post, I don’t want to let you down, so here’s a naked Justin Timberlake giving some gluteus maximus. He’s been naked here before, and he’s gotten his cock out here as well, so add this to the nude Justin Timberlake collection.

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Andrew Hayden Smith in Sexy Undies

Sometimes all it takes for a revisiting of someone’s Hunk of the Day status is a new photo shoot and some judicious photoshopping (not that anything here was photoshopped…) Here is former Hunk of the Day Andrew Hayden Smith in his second appearance on this wayward blog. There’s nothing else to say, other than Mr. Smith deserved the honor then, and he more than deserves it now. White briefs always make the man.

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The Virgin Recap of the Year

It seems a bit early in the year to have a recap already, but such is the predicament of a Monday morning on this January 5 in the year of our Lord 2015. Last week I didn’t do a weekly recap because I knew that the Year in Review for 2014 was beginning the next day, and begin it did. Part One brought my ass back to the blog, Part Two brought Ben Cohen’s ass back to the blog, and Part Three brought Bryan Hawn’s ass back to the blog. That’s a lot of ass to bring back, even if much of it was sexy.

It was a week of new beginnings, in which this very blog is taking some transformative steps forward. Evolution, baby. Get those knuckles off the ground!

I put some personal family strife up for all the world to see, and realized that I was the one who needed to grow up and get out, and I think a number of us will be a lot happier about it.

A teddy bear and some cute gay animation made for this lovely distraction, crafted by a friend.

My not-so-fondness for tattoos may have taken a turn thanks to Hunk of the Day Logan McCree, while Francisco Javier Escobar Parra made a pretty case for four-name, well, names.

I’ve made a mess of things in the past, but I’m trying to clean it up.

Last but most certainly not least, this pair of sexy posts featured naked male celebrities, gratuitous male nudity, and just about everything leading up to it.

(Not to be outdone, this one gamely tried with its own set of nude male photos.)

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More Hunks Than You Can Shake a Dick At

Fresh off a pair of posts that collected the collections of sexy and often-nude male celebrities we’ve posted in the past, is a tidy gathering of posts that came prior to 2014. Remember, this dusty corner of the internet has been posting naked men for over a decade. That’s a lot of sexy guys, and is likely the reason most of you are here today. On with the show (but do come back for a spirited post on the evolution of one man’s taste in cologne.)

First up is a quick Hunky retrospective that was really about one thing and one thing only: Colby Melvin in a jockstrap.

Speaking of jockstraps… here you go.

A battle of the underwear bulge, between David Beckham and Mario Lopez. Or a battle of the butts, between David Beckham and Tom Daley.

For a group scene, check out this post featuring the likes of Justin Timberlake, Taylor Lautner, Sacha Harding, Scott Herman, Columbus Short, and Stuart Reardon.

The erection recollection.

An anonymous trio of posts, beginning with this fine group, finds various men in shirtless or nude form, to fill a Saturday with fantastic specimens in various stages of nudity.

Finally, a two-parter that starts with the very visible penis line of Nick Youngquest, continues with a naked Andy Samberg and a shirtless Harry Judd, ultimately ends with the biggest collection of naked ass men that’s ever been posted on this blog in a single photo.

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