Category Archives: Shirtless Male Celebrities

We interrupt our usual nightly parade of Hunk of the Day posts to bring you a group feature of men that have graced these pages before but are worthy of another look. We begin with a pair of brothers who have each made their hunky marks here: Nick and Joe Jonas. If you’re into brothers… well, that’s kind of gross. Nick is by far the favored son in these parts, thanks to titillating shots like these and nude sex scenes like those.

Nick has charmed the pants off everyone but himself in previous posts, and he’s looking to do so again, as soon as his next project needs some provocative promotion,

Of course, nothing beats Nick Jonas in naked motion.

Joe Jonas has been bulking up of late too, giving his younger sibling a run for his almost-naked money, getting ready to hopefully bare his own cake by the ocean. His turn as Hunk of the Day was followed by other shirtless posts like this to keep his fans salivating.

Football season is upon us, and no one hypes it up more than Julian Edelman of my beloved New England Patriots. He’s a much better man than Tom Brady for many reasons, starting with that chest hair.

Joe Santagato is a hilarious take-no-prisoners kind of social media warrior, and a welcome sight for sore and non-sore eyes.

Finally, and fittingly, bringing up the rear of this post is the bodacious bum of Luke Casey who was featured here not once but twice.

Because it’s not all gloom and doom, nor is it all hope and nature walks, here is a gratuitous post of Liam Hemsworth all shirtless and shit. That will continue to be a hallmark of this site: shirtless male celebrities, gratuitous male nudity, and the trash and smut some outwardly condemn but at which they inwardly thrill. Mr. Hemsworth has been a Hunk of the Day before this, and the GIFs below are ample evidence as to why. His brother, Chris Hemsworth, was also a Hunk of the Day (and his bulge deserved its own post), and if there’s anything this blog knows about it’s sibling rivalry. The Hemsworth brothers can duke it out any day, and we’d all just watch in glee.

It’s a bit of a travesty that Ryan Gosling has not yet been named a Dazzler of the Day, but I’m holding out until he gets caught naked sunbathing or dropping trou in his next movie. Until then, here’s a birthday post to tide over his fans (in case you missed the first shirtless Ryan Gosling post here), and an online plea for him to take it off in support of his first Dazzler crowning. I’m not too proud to beg.

Scott Eastwood has already been named a Hunk of the Day here, and though this isn’t quite his second honor (try an underwear ad, Eastwood) here is something to hold you over until such a glorious day arrives. A couple of shirtless stills and a few teasing GIFs makes the afternoon a pleasant one. Enjoy.

While his brother Nick Jonas gets all the glory for his near-naked teasing (and totally-nude sex scenes), Joe Jonas has clearly been working on his body as well. Here he gives Nick a run for his shirtless money. There was a recent Reddit chat where Joe expounded upon the size of his… ahem, appendage, wherein he confirmed what Nick already told to Andy Cohen. I have a feeling that certain readers will want evidence, but I have none to proffer.

Nude male celebrities are nothing new in these parts, so this may just be another hum-drum event for you, dear viewer. However, it’s Usher, so pay some respect. While some may never forgive him for unleashing the likes of Justin Bieber on an unsuspecting world, I don’t blame him for previous wrongdoing, particularly if he’s going to treat his fans to peep-shows like the one seen here.

At my advanced age, the best way to watch the MTV Video Music Awards is on FaceBook the next day. Miraculously, because there must be a gay God, I caught the snippet of Britney Spears performing live last night as it happened. Good for her,  I thought, as she had another VMA moment: crouching beneath and behind some white rapper, she grabbed his crotch in front of whatever teeny-boppers still watch such things. Turns out the guy is G-Eazy, and this would be a proper christening as Hunk of the Day if his photos weren’t so limited. Until he turns up the heat he’ll have to make-do with this pictorial of his pecs. And that crotch-grab.

(I can’t tag this under my usual ‘Music’ category because, well, Britney.)

For your noon-time pleasure, here are several GIFs of Chris Pratt, who is just as sexy in motion as he is without a shirt. He’s been a Hunk of the Day here before, and his turn in the ‘Jurassic World’ movie somehow draws me in whenever it’s on HBO. (Ok, the Indominus Rex helps too.) As for Mr. Pratt, he seems cool enough for a movie star, and, as these moving pics will attest, he’s got that star power charisma.