Your midday treat comes in the form of some cake by Pietro Boselli. (But where’s the tea?) Heâ’s been here numerous times before – below are a few links with additional nude Pietro Boselli shots.
An underwear-clad Pietro leads a recap.
Your midday treat comes in the form of some cake by Pietro Boselli. (But where’s the tea?) Heâ’s been here numerous times before – below are a few links with additional nude Pietro Boselli shots.
An underwear-clad Pietro leads a recap.
Oh Gronk, how envious we were of you, and how envious we still are.
Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots officially announced his retirement today. Don’t bother doing the math on how old he is, because the math just makes me mad. I mean, so happy for him and everything… blah, blah, blah. (No word yet on how Tom Brady is taking this news.) The Gronk has been very popular on this website, thanks to his penchant for removing his shirt at no provocation whatsoever. We appreciate such things, so let’s take a quick look back at everyone’s favorite footballer.
This post was one of the first that proved a naked Rob Gronkowski was a big draw.
A Speedo and crack of ass proved the Gronk was just as popular in skimpy attire as he was out of it.
His ESPN Body Issue shoot.
More Rob Gronkowski nude pics…
He also did his part to show off the sexiness that was the Super Bowl this year.
It’s up to Julian Edelman to take over the naked show-off spot next season. (He’s already proved his nude aptitude.)
Anyway, congrats Gronk. Do not go quietly into that good night.
Celebrating his birthday today, Adam Levine gets another featured post on this site, after a long line of featured posts. He may be close to earning his own official Category here (like David Beckham, Ben Cohen, Madonna, and Tom Ford) – those behemoths whose posts are so numerous and substantial that they merit a rarefied categorization of sorts. Mr. Levine has done his share of naked romping here, so here’s an almost-complete capsulation of his previous appearances:
It began with this naked Adam Levine shot, with some lucky hands covering his naked crotch way back in 2012.
He shaved it all off – at least his chest hair – for those moves like Jagger, and in this shirtless Adam Levine post.
That first iconic naked shot was backed up with this yoga GIF that doubles as a sex GIF if you use your imagination.
A peek at Adam Levine’s underwear was glimpsed in this post. Briefs, baby, briefs!
More of Levine in his underwear, and in motion, could be seen here.
He performed this beautiful rendition of Prince’s ‘Purple Rain.’
His naked ass finally made its much-ballyhooed appearance in this post.
It turns out that a nude Adam Levine ass-shot is all one needs to court a certain following for an otherwise-simple recap.
Even when it’s not all about him, a shirtless post where he plays a supporting part is made more fine with Mr. Levine’s nipple-baring presence.
Case in point is this male fantasy collection in which a shirtless Adam Levine bends over.
Did I post this nude Adam Levine GIF series yet? It bears repeated viewings.
This post had some naked Adam Levine GIFs and that was more than enough.
When Maroon 5 were announced as the Super Bowl half-time show, I hinted at something shirtless not thinking it would ever happen. Well, it happened. Adam Levine took his shirt off and the place lit up.
Who knew a half-naked Adam Levine would ignite such a furor?
Anyway, Happy Birthday to the man at hand – and many happy returns of the day!
May the luck of the gingers be with you today! I’ve long since retired from celebrating this holiday with pub crawl, so this racy redhead post will have to provide all the excitement for the day. Personally, I think it’s much better than warm green beer.
We begin with one of our most recent ginger success stories: Jeremiah Lloyd Harmon, the ‘American Idol’ contestant who captured the hearts of the country with his sweet original composition.
Perennial ginger favorite Seth Fornea gets the featured photo placement, and this additional shot simply because he maintains his smoldering carrot-top (and carrot-midsection) flavor.
One of the greatest gingers ever to be featured here in nude glory was Greg Rutherford. See his naked ass here.
Broadway wonder Ricky Schroeder bared his beautiful bottom in this angelic post.
Actor and Twitter-phenom Daniel Newman made a dirty-ginger splash in this Hunk of the Day redux.
Witness the red-locked dreaminess of Race Imboden in this Olympic post.
Last year, Thomas Brady was Hunk of the Day on St. Patrick’s Day, and he is worth a re-look.
The year before that, Asger Skovgaard stuffed his gingerness into some briefs.
One hot-ass ginger.
Bringing ginger glory to RuPaul’s Pit Crew, Bryce Eilenberg burns up every post he’s in – see it all here.
Football ginger Jon Ryan brings hue and length to the sexy scene.
Red-blooded and red-headed Eddie Eduardo brings up his banging ginger rear to end this post. Happy St. Patrick’s Day (and apologies to the Saint who most likely didn’t deserve this).
Wilson Lai kicks off this sexy collection of gentlemen who have graced this site in various photos over the past several months (years?) Mr. Lai is currently stealing focus from the grand dames of RuPaul’s Drag Race, which is no easy feat, thanks to shots like these.
Zac Efron may be one of the few people on earth who can make a wetsuit and a onesie look sexy, though most would prefer him out of both altogether.
Shawn Mendes wears the Calvin Klein underwear crown for the moment, and while some say he’s not equipped, he appears to be doing just fine.
Boris Kodjoe has already been a Hunk of the Day, and he too may be ready for another close-up.
Gus Kenworthy has made several splashes on this site, including this memorable naked post, and this nude one.
Posing in his underwear is but one of the talents that Antoni Porowski has demonstrated on this blog, as in his Hunk of the Day crowning, and this sexy follow-up.
Finally, and fittingly, bringing up the rear of this post is Jack Mackenroth.
While the rest of the world alternately celebrates and condemns the appointment of Shawn Mendes as the new body and face of Calvin Klein (almost as divided as the views on Adam Levine’s shirtless gyrating at this very-non-epic Super Bowl), a few have expressed their belief that the new CK bulge rightfully belonged to Nick Jonas. I suggested as much in this underwear-proposal post, but I also suggested Mr. Mendes as a possibility, so no complaints. The state of the internet demands conflict and discord and no unanimous celebration about much of anything these days, so it’s no surprise that Shawn Mendes in his Calvin Klein underwear didn’t win universal praise. Perhaps the same would hold true for Nick Jonas, I don’t know. Compare his underwear bulge and body in posts here and here and here, and then witness him out of clothing altogether in this naked Nick Jonas post. {See also a half-naked Joe Jonas here, here, and here.}
Why was this kept in such secrecy? After proposing a decent list of suggestions for the next underwear superstar way back in October, it seems someone listened and took one name out of the proposed group of bulged: Shawn Mendes.
Mr. Mendes has been announced as the next face and body of Calvin Klein, a lucrative gig more for the fame and notoriety than anything else (though I’m guessing the fortune is nothing to sneeze at either). He joins a hefty pantheon of bulge-tastic gentlemen who have filled out Mr. Klein’s briefs over the years, some better than others, but all worthy of shimmying down to their skivvies for the photographs.
Shawn Mendes has been featured on this blog a number of times prior to this latest splash. If you’re too lazy to search the archives yourself, try this link of Mr. Mendes in his Hunk of the Day crowning, or this one of him showering, or this one of a gratuitously shirtless Shawn Mendes. They’re all good. As for the peeks at this current Calvin campaign, I’m a little underwhelmed. They look like they were taken at the sadly staged house in ‘American Beauty’ and Annette Bening is about to start crying because she couldn’t sell the damn thing. His bulge is woefully undelineated too; we are big on the VPL in these parts. We’ll reserve final judgment until the whole series gets released. I threw in a few shots from a former photo shoot as they showed slightly more creative expression, even with less skin.
I suppose any time is a good time for a shirtless Shawn Mendes post, like the ones that provided fodder for these shower GIFs, and helped bring sexy back here.
The title of this post basically says it all, but there are other posts that put Zac Efron more fully on display. Still, it’s always nice to get more new GIFs, especially if they’re showing off Zac’s assets in a wrestling singlet. I’m not even going to criticize the mustache. It’s a Monday and we need some eye candy/guy candy. To that end, here’s more of Mr. Efron. Here’s a naked ass shot. And another one. And yet another. A Monday with a shirtless Zac Efron is always better. A Monday with an underwear-clad Zac Efron is better than that. And a Monday with a Speedo-bulging Zac Efron may be best of all. If it has to be the start of a work week, let us have all the Zac Efron we can.
We don’t give Chris Hemsworth enough credit for cutting off his Thor hair and ending up even hotter. If you prefer his longer locks, check out this post, where he joins some shirtless brethren. Or this one where he keeps his long hair and shakes his ample ass for the camera. Or this bulge-tastic post of his, well, excessive crotch bulge. Or this simply shirtless one. The GIFs just keep on giving. (And check out his brother Liam Hemsworth in his underwear here.)
It was a dreadfully dull and lackluster first half of the big football show, and for a moment it looked like the halftime show was going to be sucked into the boring proceedings, but right before the end of their performance, Maroon 5 kicked into ‘Moves Like Jagger’ and Adam Levine took off his shirt and showed off his tattoos and necklaces. (I liked the latter much more than the former.) It’s been far too long since Mr. Levine appeared here without some clothing (recall this epic naked ass GIF post). This will go some small way toward rectifying that. (Or visit this post to see some more.)
I still maintain that this is one big-ass double standard. Mr. Levine bared both his nipples, while Miss Jackson got in trouble for baring just one. I blame Justin Timberlake.
My idea of the Super Bowl is the Academy Awards, so this is but a pre-show practice for that main event. There have been years when I’ve been more excited than others (ok, just the one year, when Madonna ran the halftime show) and quite frankly the blush is off the Patriots rose for me, but any opportunity for socially-acceptable gorging on Buffalo chicken dip is reason enough to celebrate in these parts. I’ll add some celery to go with my healthier living of late.
Looking back in the blog, something that is more often irksome than not, I see that there have been a surprising number of football-related posts. Not only for the obvious jockstrap features, but in the Hunk of the Day series and other miscellaneous entries. These are a few (ok, a lot of) examples of how the pigskin runs deep here:
While winter has us in her wicked grasp, let’s pause and look back at some of the hotness that has populated this site in days before. Normally I despise looking back this much, but when the sights are this pretty an exception deserves to be made.
We shall begin with this fine quintet of Speedo-clad divers, because some gentlemen should only be seen in a Speedo. And Olympic-caliber divers certainly qualify for that distinction. In the feature photo, you’ll see the fine physiques and handsome faces of Daniel Goodfellow, Matthew Lee, Yona Knight-Wisdom, Chris Mears and Jack Laugher, most of whom have been featured here before. Special emphasis has been placed on Jack Laugher and Dan Goodfellow, since they’ve partnered up for diving events before. We value and celebrate such kinship here, particularly when wet. Chris Mears was previously seen without any Speedo on at all, and that may be even better. A naked Olympic athlete? Who are we to say no?
This previous shirtless post on the man who plays Thor, Chris Hemsworth, was one of several the actor earned over his years on the big-screen. Muscle-bound and magnificent, he doffed his clothing in this epic GIF, showcasing his ample assets to the delight of many.
Colin Kaepernick has made powerful statements on the football field in the past, and because of such courage he won his Hunk of the Day feature in this post.
Illuminating how hard work does a body good, Idris Elba has been getting in even sharper shape of late, as evidenced in this shirtless post and the photo seen here. Who wants to go for a ride?
A double-GIF for your viewing pleasure, feast your eyes upon Henry Cavill and Pietro Boselli in magnificent motion. A nude Henry Cavill has been featured here before, as has his hairy-chested figure, while a naked Pietro Boselli showed off his goods in this post. And his VPL in this post. And other stuff in this one. And his Santa’s hat in this one. And the top of his coin slot in this one. And, well, you get the point in this one.
(Bonus Henry Cavill post here because you will want to see it. And one more of Boselli’s naked butt.)
Finally, in a fun nod to the ‘How Hard Has Aging Hit You’ challenge that’s been raging through FaceBook lately, here are Mark Paul and Mario Lopez in their before and after shots. They are far too clothed for anyone’s liking, so check out these posts with Mr. Lopez in his underwear and Mr. G without any underwear at all.
It’s been a while since we last featured some shirtless Zac Efron shots here, and what time better than this snowy present to gift his fans with a few more? Looking back through the archives, Mr. Efron really does deserve his own category (a la David Beckham, Tom Ford, Madonna, Tom Daley, Ben Cohen and the equally-scintillating like – such as ‘Gratuitous Nudity‘). That may happen if he ever does a proper non-comedic nude scene. Until then, you’ll have to subsist on him getting naked here and very much here and almost here and here in the name of a laugh. Granted, a sexy laugh, but a laugh nonetheless. (Apparently, he only gets into a Speedo and grabs cocks in the name of comedy too.) Anyway, here are a few more, including a last promo shot for his Amazon suggestion store, wherein he tells the world what he likes to use to get such a fine body. Zac Efron is actively fueling my Amazon addiction. Great. Like the world isn’t difficult enough.
It appears that Cristiano Ronaldo is still pumping out his underwear line, which is good news for fans of the sporty superstar, as it results in photo shoots like the one seen here. Mr. Ronaldo dons his own boxer briefs in and out of water, and there’s quite a bit to be said for underwear when it gets wet (see Bulge). He has had several prominent posts here before, as in his Hunk of the Day feature, this underwear collection, and this bulge contest.