Come on, is there any other way to look at this chair and its accompanying ‘ball’? It’s one big lady with legs spread open, waiting to devour your ass. I want it for our basement.
Category Archives: General
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A Little Bird Told Me
I’d like to direct your attention to something that needs directing to… In addition to the new ‘Writing’ section here, you will find at the bottom of this page a nifty little Widget that posts my Twitter feed. So now, even if you don’t follow me on Twitter (and you totally should, because the pics don’t show up here, and you’ll want to see my pics) you can still read the crazy shenanigans I get up to on there. It’s part of our ongoing website revamp (another nod to Webmaster Skip for the widget).
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2012
Do You Like My Shelf?
You can tell certain small things about a person by the books they have read.
But you can’t tell everything, in fact not nearly everything.
And sometimes the most telling information is not in what we have read, but what we haven’t.
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September
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2012
Proud to be an American
This will hopefully remain a blog relatively free of politics, because there’s enough of that out there, and I’ve always wanted this space to be a respite for such polarizing issues. Yet as a gay man in this country at this time, I cannot be completely silent, especially when I see the differences between the Democratic and Republican platforms. It should be no secret whose side I’m on, but I think Michelle Obama puts it far more eloquently than I ever could. At the 7:00 mark, I started to get chills.
“If proud Americans can be who they are and boldly stand at the altar with who they love, then surely, surely, we can give everyone in this country a fair chance at that great American dream… because in the end, in the end, more than anything else, that is the story of this country – the story of unwavering hope grounded in unyielding struggle.”
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September
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2012
Blue Beard
Upon returning from Boston, we were first greeted with these blooms of the Caryopteris, a sure sign of the Fall season. It is one of the last plants to give good color, and usually starts a bit sooner (another whacky loop of this strange season, which up to now had been providing an earlier-than-usual blooming schedule). It’s a favorite of bees, who seem torn between these blossoms and the loftier Sweet Autumn Clematis.
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September
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Humpbacks for Hump Day
In case you missed my previous Whale of a Tale post, here are a few (very short) videos of our whale watch excursion on our last trip to Provincetown. I still get chills watching these magnificent creatures break the surface.
Majestic and moving.
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September
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2012
The Uncensored Prince Harry Naked Photo
Up until now, all I’ve seen are those star-censored pics that only serve to obscure Prince Harry’s ass – now here it is in all its royal glory (albeit with the TMZ watermark). I’m still undecided about this whole affair – Â on the one hand, I would never get naked when there are cel phones around (only cameras and flattering lighting). However, I’ve also never been drunk in a million-dollar Las Vegas suite, and I’m sure if I was the last thing I would be thinking of is a cel phone. Hell, I’d do more than strip naked if I were in that position, and I’ve got my own photos to prove it. So I guess I feel bad for the guy. He’s young, he’s rich, he’s in Las Vegas… where is the blame? Rock out with your cock out, Mr. Prince. No shame in that game.
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2012
Tom Daley Selling His Stuff in a Speedo
While this probably wouldn’t be my first choice of attire in selling my first autobiography, I suppose you work your strongest assets when you’re hawking a book. In this case, Tom Daley is working that Speedo like a bitch in heat. (This gratuitous post is a reminder of our Summer Olympics – the posts of which I’ll try to repopulate if ever I find a spare minute.)
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September
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2012
The Briefs, Bulge & VPL of Ben Cohen
Not only is Ben Cohen beautiful and confident in the underwear department, he also has a tremendous heart, as evidenced by his StandUp Foundation. Check it out HERE, and pick up some of his underwear if you are so inclined.
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Ben Cohen’s Enormous Hose
Ben Cohen in various states of underwear will be featured in the next day of posts, so stick around, or come back often.
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September
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2012
That Naked Adam Levine Photo
In honor of the rather startling (to me anyway) news that Adam Levine will be in this season of ‘American Horror Story: Asylum’, I give you this naked photo of him again – because when it’s that good, you want to do it over and over and over again. Personally, I was not sure about checking into the Asylum – there is no way they could possibly hope to top Season One as far as genuine surprises go, but I’m giving them a chance. I just hope they don’t veer into shock and gore to up the ante. That said, if they want to put Mr. Levine into Dylan McDermott’s first-season lack of clothing, I’m all for it.
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2012
A Salacious & Sleazy Weekend, For Your Viewing Pleasure
While I’m busy re-populating parts of the past (have you checked out the archives lately? Scroll down, there’s a nifty Widget at the bottom of the page, along with a new ‘Search’ feature), this weekend’s posts will be a simple collection of shirtless and/or naked male celebrities for your viewing pleasure. I’ll even get my ass out for the lone soul clamoring to see it (I’m a giver that way).
You may have noticed that construction on the site continues, but thanks to Webmaster Skip, the ship is slowly being righted, and she already looks shiny and new. For now, we’re offering a glimpse of ‘The Projects’ – they will show up in their entirety further down the road – and focusing on getting ‘The Photos’ and ‘The Writing’ up. I’ve whittled down the extravagant numbers of both to a more streamlined collection of work. There’s no sense in making you wade through filler and dribble, and even less wisdom in making me read through some piece of crap I wrote as a delusionally-self-righteous twenty-two year old.
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2012
Parting Glances at Provincetown
Like all great times, my birthday weekend finale in Provincetown had to come to a close. It’s been too long since I’ve been to this town at the very tip of the Cape, and after rekindling all the magic it offers I don’t think I’ll be staying away for so long in the future.
The light here is like none I’ve found anywhere else. For that alone, it is worth the visit. We also missed out on the beach, taking our sip of the sea and the sun from the whale watch.
While the whales were my favorite part, the seafood on hand was a very close second, with the cocktails taking a not-so-distant third.
The sweet Autumn clematis was coming into full bloom – the surest sign of the close of summer. There are a few weeks left, but we’ve taken the final turn.
The gate is being shut on another season, and though it’s sad to see it go, I do feel it’s almost time.
Fall arrives with its own set of enchantments, and I can’t wait to come under its spell.
Yet for now, summer is open a bit longer…
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2012
The Ladder of Improvement
Our ongoing quest for perfection continues as we tweak and twerq this website into something more marvelous than it’s ever been. Webmaster Skip has been working on getting things beautified, and I’m slaving away arduously at putting up past posts (no mean feat given that all photos need to be re-found and re-sized for the new format) as well as writing new ones. Now I know how President Obama feels running the country and a re-election campaign simultaneously. [Daintily wipes brow.]
How do you like what you see so far? I’m slowly getting the hang of things, and with my Skype Cherry popped by Skip a few days ago, we have an easy quick way of communication to speed things along when they get stuck. (Do not ask me to Skype though, I don’t have time to get a proper wardrobe together, much less a fitting backdrop, and don’t even talk to me about lighting.)
There’s a bit of a push, solely from my end, to have this website done in the next few weeks, as this Fall I am clearing time and space to focus on my next project, slated for ALL of 2013. That sort of thing takes some serious preparation. Are you ready?
