Author Archives: Alan Ilagan

February 21st for the Past Ten Years

This website could feasibly go on for the next ten years simply recycling all the old posts that you know you never read and that I no longer remember, so let’s give that scenario a whirl with this post. We will be traveling back in time for the last decade, checking out other posts that were made on this date. It’s absolutely as ridiculous as it sounds. Hang on to your hats!

February 21, 2014 – In which a lonely grapefruit reminds of the past and a naked Dan Osborne wows with that body.

February 21, 2015 – In which some of my previous laziness comes to light (I always did love a good re-post, especially if someone else wrote it) and Tom Ford revealed further evidence of his brilliance.

February 21, 2016 – In which another Tom Ford post forms the bulk of the day. I’m nothing if not consistent, which means I am nothing.

February 21, 2017 – In which a reference from ‘The Golden Girls’ informs a cocktail of the moment and plans were made for the Harry Potter play.

February 21, 2018 – Oopsie daisy! There was no proper post for 2/21/18, so here’s a weekly recap around that time to give you a feeling and a flavor, with bobsleigh butts and such. 

February 21, 2019 – In which I thought I might put an end to my tea-bagging (spoiler alert: I didn’t) and some basic office refrigerator etiquette in a quote for which I never quite asked permission. Or forgiveness.

February 21, 2020 – In which the world was about to be felled by a global pandemic, and I sought ways to be more mindful at every moment

February 21, 2021 – In which the age-old question of ‘Who needs new clothes?‘ gets an almost-answer and the brilliance of James Baldwin received worthy highlight. 

February 21, 2022 – In which we hit upon a semi-snarky weekly recap and continued our meditative journey while the wind raged.

February 21, 2023 – In which we go back only one year, to a time when I took the twins to a winter outing in Saratoga and later reminisced of how I got sick for the first time in four years

Rather than end on that dour and sour note of sickness, let’s go back an extra year, before this batch of a decade began, to see what was up on February 21, 2013: oh look at that, just posing without purpose or aim or, ahem, any clothes whatsoever. What a difference a decade makes. 

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Dazzler of the Day: David Archuleta

Thrust into the white-hot phenomenon of ‘American Idol‘ in its glory days, David Archuleta is one of the most talented and beloved stars to come out of that franchise. Since that time he’s been rather candidly and openly going through the journey we all go through, including the exploration and acknowledgement of being part of the LGBTQ+ community. After a strict upbringing as a Mormon, that cannot have come easily, and my hat’s off to anyone who dares to be themselves in a world that’s constantly telling them not to be. David earns this Dazzler of the Day for his continued artistry, that indelible voice, and the courage to tell his story as an example for anyone who needs a bit of inspiration. Check out his website here for further evidence of his brilliance.

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Are you there? Am I here?

 "This is a show...

that I have no idea what is gonna happen to my voice.

I don’t know where it’s gonna come from, but give me a voice…

and let me put on a great show tonight.

And let everybody do the same, amen.” ~ Madonna, ‘Truth or Dare’

 

Is this thing on? Well, I have no way of knowing what is going to happen, so if this post is up, perhaps this site will go on like that Titanic theme song and a lost bit of ostentatious jewelry. If that is the case, my plans for a mini-vacation will have been dashed, and so I’m pre-populating this space for the next few days with jewels from the past. Pay particular attention to all of the blue links – they will guide you on all your ways!

That opening quote, by the way, is Madonna’s turn in ‘Truth or Dare’ right before she cancels a few shows and has to silence her voice. It seemed fitting in the event that I lose my voice here. (There’s always social media, but that’s mostly devolved into plugging this website, so it seems pointless.) Here’s the ‘Like A Prayer‘ performance from ‘Truth or Dare‘. Epic.

We’re quickly approaching the 35th anniversary of the ‘Like A Prayer’ album, and if we’re still around there will be a post to commemorate that next month. If not, bookmark this one. From Madonna to summer magic

The featured photo was from a few years ago in happier pool times, and it felt like a good juxtaposition in the midst of this mild but still chilly winter. Apricity – may it find us soon again. I’m doing some preliminary planning for summer, given that the squirrels just shredded our patio canopy. The travails of living with wild creatures in the backyard

A new canopy has been ordered, and the old one will soon be disassembled and added to the dumpster that must be secured for next month. Spring cleaning is on the way. In the meantime, keep your fingers-crossed that this site lives to post another day

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A Little Recap, A Little Late

Monday morning is usually the slot for our weekly blog recap, but I’ve been out of town, and this site may be down for a bit if the revamp of our host company mucks things up as it’s expected to do. I’ve been mulling a little vacation anyway – this winter is ripe for the quiet that might ensue. On with a recap for anyone who missed anything…

The shock of a vibrator when all I wanted was some sequins. 

Tom Holland bottomed for Henry Cavill.

Tuesdays, am I right?

A Valentine hodge-podge.

I wore the red underwear.

Rushing toward spring.

We are the worst sign.

It’s a Wordle miracle.

Harry Styles in and out of his underwear.

The Middle Ages of Connecticut.

A very styled-out Ryan Gosling.

Nothing but excited for this.

Frozen hot desert.

Are you ready for prom season?

Tom Daley in a self-crocheted speedo.

Dazzlers of the Day included Jake Gyllenhaal and Jay Perry.

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Tom Daley’s Crocheted Contours

Our big build-up for the Summer Olympics in Paris continues, and here we find Tom Daley in a crocheted Speedo of his own making. Not sure of the practicality of such an item, but I’ll be damned if I’m not going to be looking up YouTube tutorials on how to crochet a Speedo as soon as I finish this post. Daley is big in these parts – so big that he has his own category here, a la Madonna and Tom Ford and Naked Male Celebrities. He is likely headed back the Olympic Games, which means we haven’t seen the last of him. If you can’t wait for new material, scroll below for some links you can access right now.

Tom Daley busting out of his Speedo.

Tom Daley’s Olympic bulge.

Tom Daley’s Best Side.

Tom Daley selling his stuff in a Speedo.

Tom Daley wet.

Tom Daley wet again.

Tom Daley’s spinning bulge.

Tom Daley and David Beckham.

Tom Daley’s arm pits.

Tom Daley’s coin slot.

Tom Daley’s dating a guy.

Tom Daley and Dan Osborne.

Tom Daley’s naked ass.

Tom Daley bathing and bulging.

Tom Daley stripping and stretching.

Tom Daley’s underwear shoot.

Tom Daley in love.

Tom Daley treat.

Tom Daley’s butt workout.

Tom Daley as Dazzler of the Day.

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Not-Prom Season

For all those gearing up for not-prom season (and it’s never too early to start planning for that shit), here’s a happy little short film by Morgan Jon Fox on the subject. Brought a tear or two to my eyes in the best possible way. Happy crying!

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Frozen Hot Desert

Initially given a gorgeously-icy treatment, Madonna’s ‘Frozen’ majestically led the mystical charge of her greatest album to date, ‘Ray of Light’. it came with a number of wildly-varied remixes, the sleeper of which was this Stereo MC’s version, which accentuates its Moroccan desert vibe in the best way. It puts me in the mind of a night journey, the way I used to travel in my younger years, when I’d easily stay awake to three o’clock and be happily chugging away on the Thruway. 

Strangely, or fittingly… because I can’t quite see the forest through the trees yet… the notion of driving and traveling is stirring in my mind. More than the usual winter restlessness, it speaks to something else, something greater at work – a healing, a grieving, a running… away from or toward something, I can’t be sure. 

Isn’t everyone just traveling down their own road…

A mysterious post perhaps, inspired by the mystics and going back centuries, and if it’s one of the last in this incarnation of the website, so shall it be. (I’ve received word that the hosting platform for this place will be updated and my antiquated version of WordPress may not work after February 20, so if it goes away for a bit or forever, you’ll understand why.) Frozen in time, frozen in space, frozen in place…

The thawing of a heart is a curious thing…

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Ryan Gosling, All Styled Out

This is a very good look for Ryan Gosling, who was previously thought to look best without any shirt at all as exhibited in his second Dazzler of the Day crowning. Or this shirtless post. Anyway, it looks like he can pull off a monochromatic lavender ensemble as well, which only further endears him to my heart. And that’s the whole point of this post. Enjoy! 

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The Middle Ages of Connecticut

“Midway along the journey of our life
I woke to find myself in a dark wood,
for I had wandered off from the straight path.

How hard it is to tell what it was like,
this wood of wilderness, savage and stubborn
(the thought of it brings back all my old fears),

a bitter place! Death could scarce be bitterer.
But if I would show the good that came of it
I must talk about things other than the good.”

– Dante Alighieri

There’s something ominous about using a few lines from Dante’s ‘Inferno’ to kick off a blog post about a wonderful winter weekend with friends, but the one thing that always ran through all of his work was the progression toward something better – in this case there would be no paradise without a little burn. Besides, life without drama is no life at all. 

Happily, there was only fun and loveliness on this almost-spring-like weekend in Connecticut, where I got to visit my friends Missy and Joe and their kids Julian and Cameron. They always make me feel welcome and warm, and in the midst of a winter, no matter how mild, the heart rejoices at such company. I don’t have an extensive list of lifelong friends whom I trust implicitly, and visiting with Missy is like sharing a weekend with family

The weather smiled upon us as well, with temperatures soaring, and a bright sunny sky of blue being the glorious backdrop for our shopping and dining excursions. Still, it was winter, and the fireplace alternately roared and settled into a slumber just as needed when the dark arrived and the cold returned. At such times, we spoke of the trials and tribulations of middle age – a lament that recalled the opening lines of this post, as the three adults fought to find our footing when our bodies were falling apart, and our minds were fatigued at seeing all that we have. 

Positing a new project, we entertained what that might look like, and with two teachers backed by a lifetime of academia, I was inspired to head back in to the creative process – something that often happens with this inspirational crew. Mostly though, our visit was a reminder of the enduring warmth and power of friendship, and the way it provides a haven in the most ravaging of winters

We set up another visit for spring, when at last I will make a lifelong wish come true of visiting White Flower Farm (which is turns out is only about half and hour from their home). That pilgrimage will hopefully fulfill a full-circle moment that started decades ago

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Dazzler of the Day: Jay Perry

We are blessed to live in a world where Jay Perry never met a Speedo he didn’t completely work in the best way possible. Witness the photos below as reasons alone why Perry is crowned Dazzler of the Day, then do a deeper dive into his body of work, particularly his lengthy curriculum vitae of stagework. 

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Harry Styles in And Out of His Underwear

From his ‘Beauty Papers’ cover shoot from a couple of years ago, these shots show Harry Styles in and out of his underwear (though still in a pair of fishnets). Styles has been pushing the envelope of gender presentation for years (appearing on the cover of ‘Vogue‘ in a dress, even if it should have been Billy Porter), and I’m always here for such challenges

[See also our entire ‘Underwear’ category for more skivvy fun.]

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A Wordle Miracle

It only took 966 attempts, but I finally guessed the Wordle on my first attempt, and with a word I had never tried before: ‘FRIED‘ – because I’m working on bettering my diet and all I want is fried food. See, sometimes obsessions help us

Having had a love-hate relationship with Wordle over the years, this was a happy moment, as glorious as it was random, and unlikely to ever happen again. 

For those of you wondering what happens when you guess the word on the first attempt (such as the ‘Phew!’ that erupts when you get in on the sixth and final allotted attempt) I totally forgot to look, so I have no idea. Maybe it will come around again in another 966 tries. 

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Dazzler of the Day: Jake Gyllenhaal

This may be a controversial choice, given the power of the Swifties (don’t come for me please! I’m a Swiftie myself!) but Jake Gyllenhaal also has a powerful body of work that merits this crowning as Dazzler of the Day. He recently appeared in the remake of ‘Road House’, and he also appeared with recent AI wunderkind Tom Holland as a villain in one of the Spiderman movies. In my age bracket, Jake will always be remembered for his career-defining performance in ‘Brokeback Mountain’ with Heath Ledger. That movie alone cements his status as today’s Dazzler. 

 

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