Fierce as fuck, entrancing and exciting, and causing a glorious commotion all the way into the pop culture firmament, Chappell Roan earns this Dazzler of the Day. From the refreshing charm of debut album “The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess” to the fabulously prickly way she’s been dealing with her insta-fame, Roan is the hottest pop star of the moment – and she’s got the quirky fashion sense to lead the way. Her album is my current soundtrack – and I’m far from alone. Check out her website here for upcoming tour dates.
Author Archives: Alan Ilagan
September
2024
September
2024
Unhappy Harvest
While everyone else’s tomatoes went gangbusters this summer, our two pots of cherry tomatoes – usually very prolific as seen here – have produced about ten cherry tomatoes until this point. Now that we are on the verge of frost, they are beginning to put out fruit. Too little, too late – and a telling sign of how a summer that started out with such promise has turned to total shit.
Am I a bit bitter? Perhaps… no, definitely. And it’s only the start of what this fall will bring. Forewarned is fair-warned. Whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean…
There was once a time that people assumed tomatoes were poisonous because of their classification as part of the deadly nightshade family. I do so enjoy a plant that inspires fear in simpletons. Wish we had a bit more.
September
2024
Dazzler of the Day: Benson Boone
Fresh off his recent MTV Video Music Awards performance (didn’t even realize that the VMAs were still a thing until I saw some social media posts about it – and who scheduled it on 9/11 anyway?) Benson Boone earns his first Dazzler of the Day thanks to some riveting showmanship and a killer set of vocals. He’s currently touring all over the world, and has a charming website here for all that’s happening. One of his social bios simply proclaims he’s “just a happy guy writing sad songs” and that’s an envious place to be.
September
2024
A Mealy Little Meal
How the squirrels and chipmunks chew through the mealy, gritty fruit of the dogwood tree is beyond me, but as long as someone is getting sustenance out of them, I’m happy to see these beauties go to some use. A number of years ago I tried crafting a cocktail out of the dogwood fruit – heating and pulverizing and straining them into a semi-simple syrup (anything that involves an extra step of straining is not purely simple, hence the semi – and if you’re a regular here you probably enjoy a semi).
This is the next to last show of the season for the Chinese dogwood. These fruits will ripen into something that resembles a reddish cross between a strawberry and a cherry, dangling in pretty profusion until the rodents or birds or rainy winds pull them all down. It sets the stage for the final stunning moment – the colorful autumn foliage. It looks especially resplendent when backed by a falling sun.
September
2024
Dad’s Birthday in Absentia
Yesterday would have been Dad’s 94th birthday. I was up early, before I had to start the work day, so I sat alone at the dining room table and waited for some sign that he was near. The stillness and quiet were strangely overbearing. Nothing moved, nothing made a sound. Outside, the trees were absolutely stoic, and there wasn’t the slightest movement of air. No birds or rustling in the garden. The occasional falling of the seven sons’ flower tree blooms was the only thing in motion, and even their landing in the pool was silent. The fountain grass, the tips of which are usually waving even when there wasn’t a breeze, remained frozen as if in a still photo.
My Dad was often a quiet man. He could yell and scream and get riled up by the horse races he followed in the paper and on television, and he would happily regale dinner guests with stories boisterously punctuated by laughter that brought tears to his eyes, but the bulk of my time with my father was largely spent quietly sharing an observance of all around us, only occasionally partaking in the foolishness. There was a stoic calm in him that seemed both contemplative and cathartic, as if by his age he knew that things were no longer worth fussing about. For the last few years of his life, this was the state which Dad and I happily shared our time together.
On this morning, the second birthday of his that we are commemorating without him, I find solace in the absolute stillness around me. In this quiet, I still feel my father. In this calm, I know he is here.
Happy birthday Dad.
September
2024
September
2024
Dazzler of the Day: Morgan Freeman
If I could have my choice of one person’s voice to narrate my life’s story, I would choose Morgan Freeman. One of the most prolific and popular actors of the past half-century, Freeman’s Oscar-winning body of work includes one of my favorite movies of all-time: ‘The Shawshank Redemption’. He’s also played notable roles in works as varied as ‘Se7en’, ‘Bruce Almighty’, ‘Amistad’, ‘The Dark Knight’, and ‘Driving Miss Daisy’. Today he can add Dazzler of the Day to that list of impressive accomplishments.
September
2024
#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series
I am one of the social media users that simply doesn’t know.
September
2024
Golden September
It was always the goldenrod that signaled the impending end of summer when I was a kid. I’d wait and watch for its unremarkable, some might say weedy, foliage, followed by this late golden bloom. Unfairly maligned thanks to its alignment with the ragweed in the air at this time, goldenrod has a bad rap, even if its pollen isn’t the airborne type that ragweed sends up our noses. The showier blooms get all the blame and only some of the glory. We want things to sparkle and shine only as much as we want to bring them low.
Tomorrow is our dark day on the blog, in honor of 9/11, as we’ve done since my blogging began in 2003. It’s a day that feels far away. It is also, well it was also, my Dad’s birthday. It feels fitting to honor some things in silence, and I don’t feel much like writing anyway.
September
2024
#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series
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2024
Dazzler of the Day: A Naked Hugh Jackman
Hugh Jackman has been here naked before in this post, but this marks his first crowning as Dazzler of the Day. He was my favorite part of ‘Deadpool and Wolverine’ and lent the otherwise frivolous fun a certain gravitas and pathos, that little spark of emotional heft that have otherwise been largely missing from the Multiverse offerings of late. Jackman is an accomplished multiple-threat performer, having mastered the arts of acting, singing, and dancing across the stages of Broadway, movies and live performances.
September
2024
A Pink Pinwheel Recap
Another week of our coquette summer has quickly come and gone. We may have a few sunny days of warmth and summer to come, but it’s mostly a holding pattern now. We count the days until fall officially arrives. It’s there in the night, and there in the heart. On with the weekly recap…
Shirtless male celebrity shenanigans.
Why oh why must it be this way?
Our lone Dazzlers of the Day was Jason Kramer.
September
2024
#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series
There will often come a point in the day when I simply channel En Vogue and ask myself in exasperated silence, “Why oh why must it be this way?”
Funky Divas unite.
September
2024
A Coquette Madonna
Madonna and pink is one of my favorite combinations, as amply illustrated in this set of photos. It dovetails in lovely fashion with our waning coquette summer theme, where pink and moodiness and an underlying element of melancholy come into beautiful and sometimes-heartbreaking collision. Madonna is actually no stranger to the coquette aesthetic – adopting it regularly over the course of her career, but never quite going full-on thanks to her steely, indestructible element of survival. Still, she has had her moments, starting with the glamorous escapade fashion of ‘Vogue’, particularly in her 1990 Video Music Awards performance of the song, which found her dolled-up in Marie Antoinette garb as if to the coquette manor born.
Her ballads have a dreamy, coquette-like atmosphere to them as well, particularly ‘This Used to be My Playground‘ and ‘Rain‘ and ‘Crazy For You‘, while ‘Live To Tell‘ and ‘Promise to Try‘ offer something with the melancholic undertones a proper coquette scene entails.
For sheer pink coquette majesty, look no further than ‘Dear Jessie‘ with its wistful sighs of pink elephants and lemonade, or the theatrical dramatics of ‘Take A Bow‘ and ‘Frozen‘. On a sweeter note, listen to ‘Little Star‘ and then dive back into moodiness with ‘I Want You‘. If we’re stretching, I’d include my favorite Madonna song of all time, ‘Drowned World/Substitute for Love‘, to close out this coquette collection.
September
2024
A Hanging Rope of Pearls
Would there be a more coquettish way to perish than being strangled or hung by a rope of pearls?
Death by divine decadence.
Choked out by the seeds of the sea.
Strangulation by beautification.
The darker heart of the coquette world beats more prominently as we near the end of the summer, perhaps sensing its own demise. Too many people flirt with giving up, then when they get right up to the end, the panic of their ultimate weakness sets in and pulls them away from any final act of annihilation. Pish-posh to the boys who cried wolf; we have no time for them here. Wolves, witches, and the wretchedly-bitter who hang on to the very end without whining or complaint – those are the stalwart souls who will see us through the fall.
I’m aware there is a paradox there. It’s an ideal illustration that the coquette life is anything but simply pretty.
Take this post for instance. Crafted in the calm, bright light of the attic, and bound by beautiful strings of pearls, it belies a heart in grotesque riot, and a countenance at grave odds with its peaceful surroundings. One slip of the proverbial tongue, and I might speak of secrets that would hurt others as much as they would unburden my own soul of some of its demons. But this is all to come, and we have a couple more weeks of coquette respite.
Let us have this pretty pearl moment – let us have all of the pearls, in one long string, seduce and captivate us as they slyly wind around our necks, cooly coiling ever tighter in the name of all that is coquette.
“What lingered after them was not life, which always overcomes natural death, but the most trivial list of mundane facts: a clock ticking on a wall, a room dim at noon, and the outrageousness of a human being thinking only of herself.” ~ The Virgin Suicides‘