No one fills a Speedo like Gaston, stuffs his shorts like Gaston, then bulges out of his banana-hammock like Gaston… ok maybe this isn’t how Disney intended that song to go, but for a beast like Luke Evans it’s deserved. My hat goes off to all the guys who bravely front a Speedo on the beach, and Americans should get out of their board shorts and into the spirit of true freedom, where the sun can reach the most remote parts of our bodies… but before we delve into taint tanning we’ll stop there. Evans has rocked out before with his bulge out in this Speedo post. He’s also shown off in his underwear and, even better for his fans, in even less. You may find that a naked Luke Evans is more your cup of tea. Sip carefully, it’s very hot.
