Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

Drinking La Croix sparkling water makes me feel fancy and idiotic all at once.

That also happens to be my resting state.

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Freaks in the Middle

With the fall season upon us, the sharp chill of the morning jolts me into getting back on the fashion high horse. (I tend to topple happily off that staid animal come summer heat.) In the brilliant ‘Unzipped’ documentary on Isaac Mizrahi, one of the ‘Vogue’ editors is talking about September. I paraphrase: “September is the January of fashion. This is when I get back on the high heels.” I’m not doing high heels until November at the earliest, but I am trying to tie the tie and arch the back on a more regular basis. Here’s a song for doing your best to be fabulous, and a sneak peek at some accessories for the upcoming months:

WE HAVE A FLAIR FOR THE SHADE AND THE IN-BETWEEN
WE LIKE TO RUN WITH THE WOLVES FROM THE DARKER SCENE
WHEN WE TURN THE SAFETY OFF, THE SHOTS ARE AUTOMATIC
ALL OUR FRIENDS TELL THEIR FRIENDS WE’RE SO DRAMATIC
WE’LL HAVE YOU WRAPPED AROUND OUR TRIGGER FINGER
QUEEN BEE YELLOW, YOU’RE THE SKIN FOR OUR STINGER
WE’LL MAKE YOU SWOON, MAKE IT HURT JUST A LITTLE
WE’RE THE BOYS AND THE GIRLS AND THE FREAKS IN THE MIDDLE

WE KNOW THE HALLS YOU WALK ARE UNFORGIVING
IT’S NOT THE KIND OF PLACE TO FIND YOUR PLACE AMONG THE LIVING
WE HAVE A PLAN, WE’VE GOT THE MEANS FOR YOUR LIBERATION
YOU’LL ONLY HAVE TO BLUR THE LINES ON A FEW OCCASIONS
WE HAVE YOU WRAPPED AROUND OUR TRIGGER FINGER
QUEEN BEE YELLOW, YOU’RE THE SKIN FOR OUR STINGER
WE’LL MAKE YOU SWOON, MAKE YOU HURT JUST A LITTLE
WE’RE THE BOYS AND THE GIRLS AND THE FREAKS IN THE MIDDLE
BOYS AND THE GIRLS AND THE FREAKS IN THE MIDDLE
BOYS AND THE GIRLS AND THE FREAKS IN THE MIDDLE

WE HAVE THE CURE FOR YOUR CRISIS NEVER PATENT PENDING
IF YOU COME ALONG WITH US THE DOORS ARE NEVER ENDING
IF YOU WANT TO RULE THE WORLD YOU’VE GOT TO STOP PRETENDING
IF YOU WANT TO RULE THE WORLD YOU’VE GOT TO STOP PRETENDING
SEE, WE’VE GOT THEM WRAPPED AROUND OUR TRIGGER FINGERS
QUEEN BEE YELLOW, THEY’RE THE SKIN FOR OUR STINGERS
WE’LL MAKE THEM SWOON, MAKE IT HURT JUST A LITTLE
WE’RE THE BOYS AND THE GIRLS AND THE FREAKS IN THE MIDDLE
BOYS AND THE GIRLS AND THE FREAKS IN THE MIDDLE
BOYS AND THE GIRLS AND THE FREAKS IN THE MIDDLE
BOYS AND THE GIRLS AND THE FREAKS IN THE MIDDLE

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Barefoot But Still Not Pregnant: Programming Note

This coat was a find from a trip to Seattle, in a funky store in the Market. It’s more spring-like, with its soft cream color and delicate floral accents, but it can work in fall too, especially when the days still cling to summer’s lingering warmth. That’s the magic of October. Some of the best days of the year are to be found here. (It’s no coincidence that my husband was born in this month.)

This will also serve as a programming notice for regular readers of this blog. I’m about to switch into self-promotion mode (you won’t even be able to discern the difference) in support of a brand-new project. It’s the first since 2015’s ‘The Delusional Grandeur Tour‘ and it’s going to get a big promotional push because that’s what I do best. This has been one of the longer breaks between my creative projects and, truth be told even unto its innermost parts, I missed the creative process. My mind is able to rest better when it finds such an outlet. Anyone close to me can tell you that. Now that the project is done, I can work on the promotional stuff, which, if done properly, is an art form unto itself.

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

It’s October third. 

And it’s Wednesday.

Whatever. I’m getting cheese fries. 

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series!!!

“Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.” â€• F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Fruit Not of the Loom: October Zaniness

This year the squirrels have been going mad over the dogwood trees in our yard. At any given time over the past few weeks you could find at least three perched in the branches, reaching out and nibbling on the pretty fruit that’s all but been devoured by this point. Personally I’ve never found the dogwood fruit appealing as far as taste and texture go (and I’ve tried it in a cocktail – if it doesn’t work there, it won’t work anywhere). The squirrels, on the other hand, are loving it. 

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

Is it not disturbing how we seem to be setting children up for a lifetime of cartoon cannibalism?

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A New Month, A Monday Recap

There you are, October. 

You always show up sooner than we seem to expect, perhaps sooner than we’d like. 

You with your time trickery (not that I’ve ever minded an extra hour of anything) and the gradual descent into deep fall. I see you and your burning maple leaves, I see your pumpkin insanity and gourd gore, and for the most part I enjoy every last bit of it. Before we get to the meat of the month, let’s do our usual Monday morning recap of everything that happened in the first full fall week of posts on ALANILAGAN.com. Here we go.

It began, as most things have, with the cosmos

Tuesdays always meant fucking religion class. (Guess it sort of backfired.)

How are you liking the #TinyThreads posts? Is it worth linking each of them here? 

(I don’t think it is.)

Boys and girls and freaks in the middle

You know I’m right. It’s there in black and white. 

(Yeah, I like the feature, but not these little links.)

Here’s what makes me beautiful

(Then again, maybe this bears reposting.) 

Our ‘Naked Male Celebrities‘ category got a jolt from John Krasinski, who bared his naked ass in this shower scene

September doesn’t fade, it flares

(I mean, isn’t this too much?)

Sunday in September

(From here on out, I’ll post one #TinyThreads link and let you follow them all back on your own. We’re all adults here.)

The Hunk of the Day feature – probably the most popular part of this website, returned in fine form with Henry Golding. Fellow hunks followed out-of-suit, including Chris HughesAmmar Campa-Najjar, Tim Bish and Brandy Martignago.

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

Is it possible to be a beauty vlogger without the beauty?

Asking for a friend.

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Ending September on a Sunday

A fiery close to the flaming month of September! This is the month we returned to resume the 15thyear of ALANILAGAN.com, and it feels like everything’s as if we never said goodbye. It remains to be seen whether that’s a good or bad thing, but I feel we’re leaning toward the good. During the summer, I found that I missed writing. The project in which I was immersed was mainly focused on photography, but I was longing for the opportunity and impetus to work with words again. At its heart, that’s what this space has been for me, and I’m grateful for such an outlet.

As for the end of September, what more is there to be said? It’s never been a favorite month of mine, coming as it did with the arrival of school, and the slow die-off of the gardens. I’ve not been kind to it in turn, writing it off as one of those purgatorial waiting periods when you’re waiting for the real snap of autumn to arrive. It’s never wise to rush the summer off the stage, but sometimes the push and pull of teasingly lovely weather wreaks a greater havoc with the heart than a simple clean-cut cleaving. There’s nothing more maddening than a blurry line of demarcation.

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

When it comes right down to it, I prefer a cheesy pop song to a cheesy pizza.

A good pop song lasts forever. 

And a bad one lasts even longer. 

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Unfaded September Glory

September has a way of making its flower colors pop, perhaps more-so than any other time of the year. I think it’s the cooler temperatures and the lower slant of the sun in the sky. The blue seen above is the deepest it gets in September. That makes the perfect foil for some of the year’s brightest blooms. 

This summer got off to a very late and stunted start. I thought we had caught up, but based on the late appearance of the morning glories and seven sons’ flower it seems we are still a bit behind. Normally I don’t mind extending things for as long as possible; this year we are ready to move forward. Still, let’s not rush such beauty. Let it linger as long as it likes. 

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Jim from ‘The Office’ Gets Naked

In another post, John Krasinski will get his proper crowning as Dazzler of the Day; for now, here’s a glimpse of the reason why: his naked ass. Clearly Mr. Krasinski has graduated beyond his early days at ‘The Office’ and currently stars as Jack Ryan in the new television series. Jack apparently requires a much more buff body than Jim, and no one is complaining. 

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

Co-worker: “Remember that day you thought you looked really good?”

Me: “No. Narrow it down.”

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Florals for Fall

It may not be groundbreaking, but hopefully you’ve noticed the bit of redesigning that’s gone on here since the blog was dark this summer. All those florals and fall-like patterns on the header, slider and outer regions of this site were created from the enchanting offerings on view at Avalon Rose Design. This is my first purchase of graphics from anywhere, proposed by webmaster extraordinaire Skip (Mr. M.) Previously I thought I could get away with finding what I needed with a simple Google image search. But where’s the honor in that? And where’s the support to creators and artists? Anyway, I found Avalon Rose Design and fell in love with the antiquated and vintage-like images they have. It was exactly the look and feel I was going for when trying to make things a little prettier here. 

The way they’re put together may be rudimentary at best, but that’s all on me, as I basically had to teach myself the most basic maneuvers in the nightmare that is Photoshop. (As most of my photos likely attest, I hardly ever use it.) I just wanted to share the source material in case you want to make something similar. 

As for these designs, give the repetitive intricacies of making such beauty, I’ll likely keep them to a minimum as far as revamps go – perhaps with a seasonal change for when winter arrives next. We’ll see. No promises = no expectations = no stress. Besides, these are so nice I’d like to leave them up for a while. When you find a lovely set of curtains you don’t put them up for a few weeks only to take them down again. 

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