Phone calls are like meetings: largely unnecessary and better managed with an e-mail.
October
2018
October
2018
The Next Big Underwear Bulge
The time feels right for a new underwear moment to take the world by storm. It’s been a while since we had one – I feel like the last one may have been one of the Jonas brothers: Nick in his butt-cheek-teasing photo lay-out channeling Marky Mark or Joe in his oiled-up Guess shots. Prior to that the last bulge that shook the world belonged to David Beckham. Both he and Ben Cohen have been quiet of late on the baring-skin front, something that needs to be rectified. Or maybe they, like myself, have eased into the middle-age paunch of comfort and can’t be bothered to give a rat’s ass about showing their own shirtless selves off anymore. I can dig it.
Anyway, I have hope that someone new offers a scantily-clad moment to rock the pop culture world. We need it now more than ever. Who will it be? A few suggestions:
October
2018
Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series
Where is my spoonful of sugar for the medicine of life being doled out each day?
While quite intent in my pursuit, I need a merry tune to toot.
October
2018
Mid-October Strikes A Recap
It feels like October just got here, and already we’re halfway through it. Stop the world, I want to get off. As we barrel toward the release of a new project, and with the holiday season right around the corner, I ask that we pause for a moment to slow things down. Can we bring the lights low for a bit? Calm the tempo? Let me use my deeper seductive voice for this number.
There, that’s better. Fall can get entirely too serious sometimes. Let’s do a quick look-back at the week that just went by and try to sort it all out. Meet me back here later today for a fresh post.
It began with a cozy fall dish of Ghapama.
The arrival of a new project was heralded by blood & roses. Ominous…
Follow all the antics of the Tiny Threads series here. Go back! Go back!!
Driving into the autumn mist.
A simple potato recipe from Nigella. (If I were a straight man, nah nah nah nah nah…)
The Visible Penis Line (VPL) of Pietro Boselli.
Scarlet berries are signs of fall.
Before October goes, some sunny shades of Iris.
Taps for the angel’s trumpet.
Things are about to get very Perverted up in here.
Hunks of the Day included the fine forms of Brandon English, Clément Daguin, Tadd Fujikawa, Christian Stoinev, and Simon Nessman.
October
2018
Perverted Promo Blitz
This is the first set of images from my upcoming ‘PVRTD’ project, which is a photo essay that will be captured in book form, as well as within an online album in The Projects page. In the trio of shots shown here you can see the cover shot from the book. The exact nature of this project been shrouded quite intentionally in mystery. The teasers you will see and the promotional madness about to ensue are a straight-forward bait-and-switch tactic, so before that all goes down (and my lace-covered and/or naked ass makes its grand re-appearance) here’s just the slightest inkling of what makes up the actual project. It’s not perverted in the way you may think it is, and though the promo photos may tell a different story, this is one tale you will have to tell for yourself.
“When the times are a crucible, when the air is full of crisis,†she said, “those who are most themselves are the victims.†– Gregory Maguire
PVRTD: The New Project
Coming November 2018
The Projects Page
October
2018
Last Call of the Angel’s Trumpet
An unexpected reprieve from fall’s cold cadence, Andy heated the pool for two extra 80 degree days in mid-October, and I dove into both of them with the honor and reverence due. One doesn’t take such balmy weather for granted this late in the game. As I floated there, feeling the luxurious release from gravity on my ever-aging body, I smelled the lemon-like perfume of the angel’s trumpet. This year it has grown into tree-like glory, rising up and over the canopy frame that long ago shed its summer canvass. Thanks to a benign fall, the plant is still in full bloom, even if most of its leaves have fallen. I will cut it severely back at the first frost, and try to overwinter it again. Some things are worth a little winter pampering, and this fine specimen has provided a summer of beauty and perfume. It’s the least I can do.
As for the rest of the backyard patio, we’ve long ago let it go to proverbial seed. The straggly sweet potato vines have alternately floundered and flourished in these warm fall days. An especially vigorous stalk has trailed itself over two lounge chairs, giving the first indication of a ‘Grey Gardens’ deterioration. We seem always on the cusp of crumbling. There is beauty in such decay, though – I know this to be true.
I’ll make a game attempt at overwintering our banana tree too. That did exceptionally well and deserves a chance to come back next spring. A bit of extra work and care now may return an investment: a jump on next year’s growing season. It’s never too early to plan ahead.
October
2018
Sunny Shades of Iris
One of these necklaces is a treasure found at an antique store in Ogunquit, Maine – the other is a cheap token of the Burlington Coat Factory. I’ll leave it to you to make the distinction, and if you have to wonder then the work is already done. This is one of those frivolous posts that I promised you back when we returned earlier in the fall. A space of superficial fun and extravagant fancy, may it lend itself to the escapism so many of us so badly need. I live in such space, and likely will for the foreseeable future.
The sunny shade of yellow seen here may be a subconscious effort at forcing cheer, as one might force a pot of Paperwhite narcissus in the depths of winter. It’s almost time for that cheerful tradition, and I’ll see if I can stagger the potting so we have waves of them when the days and nights grow dim and frigid. See, sunny thoughts yield more sunny thoughts, and this is how we will get through the fall and winter.
As for the accessories accenting this post, they reminded me of Iris Apfel and her fabulous excess of style. Sometimes more is more. More fabulous, more fun, more fancy… more of this beautiful life where nothing is ever promised but we never stop hoping…
October
2018
Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series
The only thing worse than a party guest who arrives extremely late is a party guest who arrives in any way early.
October
2018
Scarlet Berries
Capturing the fiery brilliance of the fall season, these little berries were putting on a show the last time I visited Boston. Even in the heart of that fair city, there are mini-forests like this lending their mystery and enchantment, if you only pause to look. In the perfectly manicured garden squares in front of long rows of brownstones, or the hidden plots of green scattered throughout the South End, scenes of the season await such discovery.
Shuffling along such shaded corridors and crackling through leaves that have already dried and fallen is a rite of passage at this time of the year. We pull our coats closer, hustle a little faster, and turn to face the cold head-on. The pay-off for such a turn is in the beauty of these berries. Plants go to seed to save themselves from the winter. Even the ones that come back make their fruit in the biological ritual of reproduction. Maybe some bird will pluck one of the scarlet berries, swallow it down and shit it out into a pocket of soil – instantly fertilized and given a fair shot at life, if any such thing can be considered fair.
Or perhaps they’re poisonous, and the birds and squirrels know instinctively to stay away. Maybe scarlet means danger, and the plant only wants to be left alone, Garbo-like and secretive. I can appreciate that too.
October
2018
Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series
This space is intentionally left blank because I don’t give a fuck.
October
2018
A Gratuitous VPL Post of Pietro Boselli
Everyone’s favorite math-teacher-turned-male-model is back with a pair of scintillating pics that reveal the very definition of a VPL. I’m not talking the typical ‘Visible Panty Line’ that the acronym typically represents – this is a much happier ‘Visible Penis Line‘ for which the gay guys and straight ladies often salivate. Sometimes the hint, or the slightest outline, of the body is sexier than the naked body itself, as Mr. Boselli proves in this post. But sometimes nothing but a nude male shot will do, to which he attests in this naked post. Boselli is certainly no strangers to these pages, so stop by this one and this one and this one if you want to see more.
You’re welcome.
October
2018
Amsterdam: The Best & Worst of Times
Last Saturday I was in Amsterdam at a wedding celebration/birthday bash for family friends I’ve known since birth. It was the happiest of days, and a much-needed reminder of all the good that is still in the world. At the same time, twenty innocent lives were lost a few miles away. At moments like this, when life shows you its best and worst sides, it is difficult to find comfort. There are no words.
As we were driving up Market Street, I saw the same old dilapidated building I’d seen since my childhood. It was a tall brick-sided thing that seemed to jut startlingly out of the earth, tottering and yet somehow solid on its random corner. At a red light, Andy slowed to a stop and I snapped a photo of it on our way to get ready for the wedding. Part of it was covered with a vine whose leaves were in the process of turning red.
In the design that the vine made, this splotchy blot of red on worn brick, winding with various ventricles across the crumbling facade, I saw the heart of Amsterdam. Filled with happiness and joy, love and compassion, sadness and sorrow, anger and strife, it beat with all the tender might of our human experience. We will never make sense of it all, I thought, but together, like all those red leaves, maybe we can fill in our own hearts. With tears, with laughter, with memory, with love…
October
2018
Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series
Piece of advice: I can be just as amusing when I’m not agitated.
October
2018
Try These Potatoes
If I were a straight guy, Nigella Lawson would be my dream date. The accent, the eyes, and the talent with making some scrumptious stuff in the kitchen. She’s always struck me as one of the pretty people who was graced with an extra bounty of gifts with her talent for cooking. She definitely knew how to make a name and a brand for herself, and the rest of us took our inspiration from that in whatever way we could.
For me, it works best in something simple, like this dish of potatoes I recently saw her make. According to her, she had them in Australia, as one does, and brought her own twists to them. I did the same, as I made them mostly from memory, and mine is getting more faulty with each passing day.
Heres what I did.
Pre-heat oven to 425 degrees. Cut up six or seven yellow potatoes into uniform 1 inch pieces, leaving the skin on (that’s where all the nutrients are!) Douse in olive oil and cover with a few cloves of garlic, minced. Sprinkle some dried oregano over this, along with salt and pepper, toss together, and spread out on a baking tray. Bake for 25 to 35 minutes, turning once.
Now for the good part. After pulling the potatoes from the oven, put them into a serving dish while hot and sprinkle with a healthy dose of crumbled feta cheese. Add some fresh oregano if you have it, and dig in.
This shit is super easy, and super good.
In the worlds of Nigella, ‘That’s me, done.’
October
2018
Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series
It’s never too soon to start planning your holiday outfits.
Damn I wish I did that Christmas club thing with my checks back in January…