Zac Efron and His Naked Ass

Zac Efron’s nude booty has been featured here before, but for his turn as Ted Bundy in ‘Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile’ he’s showing his naked ass off again, in a little more explicit fashion. Given its serial killer subject matter, this is one of those films that may best be viewed by isolating the naked male celebrity bits. No one who comes here regularly is going to complain about that kind of editing, so I suppose now is a good time to recount all the times Zac Efron got naked here:

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Perfumed Boston Blooms

It is not a particularly showy plant. Its foliage is common, albeit handsome enough. It’s blooms – white tinged outwardly with rose when in bud, are small, produced en-masse so they form quiet snowballs that prefer the understory of plantings, hiding and blending into the background. But their scent – that exquisite perfume – is what puts the Korean spice viburnum on the landscaping map. One bush is enough to fill a small yard with fragrance, and even in the expanse of Boston, a few specimens often leave passers-by wondering where the scent originates.

While their looks fade into the environment, this is the time for other showstoppers, such as these back-lit Narcissus and the cloud of pink Kwanzan cherry blooms seen below.

The crab apples are also in bloom, and they do have a fragrance, unlike the cherries. It is the quintessential scent of hope and spring – all sweetness and freshness and delicacy.

They look especially lovely against a bright blue sky. We might complain about how cool and damp the weather has been of late, but such conditions prolong the life of their blooms. It’s always a trade-off.

Forget Christmas, this is the most wonderful time of the year.

Hello, May flowers.

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The Weekend Everyone Went To Boston ~ Part 2

After such a tumultuous night of inclement weather, the morning, despite the wind, felt fresh and new. The sun was actually out, something that hasn’t happened as much as it typically does at this time of the year, so we bid adieu to the glorious Fairmont and headed into the city for some shopping. Clouds rolled in and out, but throughout the windy morning there were glimpses of blue sky ~ the promise of spring.

An early lunch at Parrish Cafe (Kira had the Hot and Dirty Pig Burger and I opted for the Flour BLT, forgoing my usual Zuni Roll ~ damn that thing is good) followed by some shopping in Downtown Crossing left us more than spent for an afternoon siesta. Mom and Emi were in the neighborhood for an early dinner, so they stopped by to see the condo, and after they left we took a quick nap as the sun slanted through the bedroom windows.

Despite the sun’s arrival, it was no match for the wind and the chill of this Boston weekend, so I was once again on the OpenTable hunt for a nearby restaurant that we hadn’t done to death. We found one relatively close ~ the Westland ~ and it turned out to be a great choice ~ casual and comfortable, with a few old-fashioned classics, like Oysters Casino, which we tried in a moment of ‘Mad Men’ inspiration. (Everything fried is new again.)

The next morning was sunny ~ it’s always sunny on the day you have to leave. Kira and I joined my Mom and Emi at The Friendly Toast for breakfast, then stopped at Cafe Madeleine for some macarons for Andy. Coming full circle, by the time this is posted he and I will be back in town celebrating our wedding anniversary. That seems a fine and fitting place to end this quick Boston weekend recap. Looking forward to the next adventure…

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The Weekend Everyone Went To Boston ~ Part 1

The universe is too often an all-or-nothing type of beast. When it rains it pours. There is no happy medium. Everything or nothing in moderation. Such was what happened last weekend in Boston, when Kira, Sherri, Skip, Mia, Jack, my Mom and my niece all found ourselves in that fair city (with some rather unfair weather). I was thrilled with the circumstances ~ having some of my favorite people in my favorite city at the same time was a happy confluence of events. The stars rarely align in so fortuitous a fashion. (It turns out there was a Cher concert at the end of the weekend too, so Boston was very much the place to be.)

While Sherri and Skip and the kids stayed at the condo, I got to try out the Fairmont Copley Plaza and realize a dream I’ve had since I was a kid. Camping out at a hotel is one of my favorite things to do, and when it’s the Grande Dame of Boston hotels it is a special treat. Carly Copley, the current canine mascot, greeted me at the door flanked by two golden lions, and I strutted down Peacock Alley to check in.

My Mom was hosting Emi at the Copley Marriott, and with the swirling clouds, wind, and rain, I sought out dinner options at nearby places, settling on Post 390 with its cozy fireplace. Emi was on her most lady-like behavior (give or take a bit of bread dipped in a milkshake) and we enjoyed a lovely dinner. Returning to my hotel room, I came back to champagne and candy graciously provided by the Fairmont with a sweet welcome note before heading out to visit Skip and Sherri.

I get to hang out with Skip at the condo once a year, but I never get lucky enough to see Sherri when I’m here, so that was a treat. We played a few rounds of Taboo with Mia and Jack, and soon enough Kira arrived in a maelstrom of pouring rain. We broke out some of Skip’s MacCallan, and there was no cozier place to spend a stormy evening. Outside, lightning flashed, rain pelted the windows, and the trees swayed wildly in the wind, but when good friends meet other good friends there is nothing but warmth.

By the time we were ready to return to the Fairmont, the weather had calmed. We made the quick walk back along Southwest Corridor Park and arrived in the warm glow of that beautiful lobby. We stopped in at the Oak Long Bar for a nightcap (and by nightcap I mean Crab Avocado toast and an order of fries).

The luxury of getting to walk right up to our room after our time in the Oak Long Bar is something we usually aren’t afforded. (Not that a four minute trek to the condo is such a bad deal either.) We went to sleep surrounded by opulent history, resting up for the next day.

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

“At least I’m having bowel movements, freak.”

The things one must text to co-workers these days…

Also, “TMFI.”

#TinyThreads

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Plum Crazy

At first glance I thought these blooms were from a plum tree – the dark red foliage bordering on violet, and the small white bursts of petals – but then I thought about this tree in the fall. It has tiny little fruits that most closely resemble a cherry, so I’m thinking it’s a cherry after all. However, the title of the post is too fun to change now. We are all a little plum crazy at this time of the year. 

Located near the downtown Albany post office, this flowering fruit tree (whatever pit fruit it may be) is a happy sight after such a long drawn-out winter. It makes walking the downtown area so much more joyful. Say what you will, Albany has its pockets of beauty if you know where to look, and when. Spring is one of those whens. Downtown can be too. After living in this area for most of my adult life, I find happiness in embracing beauty where I find it.

I also love sending letters in the real mail, and that’s what a post office is for. (They’re also good for keeping cool in the summer. Post offices and banks have the best air conditioning anywhere. Keep it in mind when the days get unbearable come July.)

All these tangents… like some impossible algebra problem. See, I knew the title of this post would work. Even if it had to be forced. Even if I should have stopped writing long ago.

Enjoy the flowers.

Enjoy the fun.

Enjoy the crazy, whether it be plum or cherry.

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

What exactly do we mean by the term ‘tempting fate’? 

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Cristiano’s Underwear Basket

Cristiano Ronaldo models the latest from his CR7 underwear line. If you can’t fill out your own underwear, well, I don’t even know where that was going. Cristiano has been here many times, mostly in his skivvies. Haven’t heard any complaints yet. (About him, at least, with the possible exception of his full-frontal shot.)

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When Fears Prove to be Well-Founded

I warned you.

No one wanted to believe.

Now it’s too late.

{Shout-out to Carl for the heads-up on this one.}

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Spring in My Step

What wonder might be found in a pair of shoes?

All the wonders of the world if it’s the right pair.

I don’t know if these encapsulate every single wonder there is, but they come close, and when it comes to shoes, close is enough. I enjoy a fun pair, but they aren’t my everything. I’m a strange bird who prefers a fancy new robe over a fancy new pair of shoes any day. Same for coats and bags. Shoes are actually down on my list when it comes to obsessions. Still, there are some that tickle my uterus. (I’ve started to drop nonsensical euphemisms as my age advances, which should make for fun future readings of this blog)

These floral puppies beg the existential question of whether the clothes make the man. In my case, they often do, in a roundabout way. Wearing something fun like this inspires me – it alters my mood slightly, elevating and injecting it with a whimsy that might otherwise remain buried. It adds a lift to my step, both for the silliness of such footwear and for the floral prettiness of them. With a cheerier countenance, my attitude about things improves. I’m less irritable, less likely to make a scene if there are fifty shop workers asking if I need help and only one person working a register with ten people in line. Do such shoes make me a better person? Not at all. Do they make me a better-behaving person? Quite possibly. And a bit happier too, if I’m being honest. It’s not because I’m a material girl; I simply love color. And flowers. And beauty. And… spring.

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Shell-Shocked: Gratuitous Pietro Boselli Shots

Who knew a math teacher would offer so many scintillating poses for this website? Pietro Boselli has been turning heads as many times as he has been solving equations, thanks in large part to pictures like this. He’s been seen in his underwear, in a Santa hat, and in nothing at all. One day I’ll do a comprehensive collection of all his links. For now, you’ll have to do some finger work and search the archives yourself. (Yes, there are archives – scroll to the bottom of the page and type anything into the search section and see what comes up.)

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

Do you think there is a ‘She Said “No” I’ out there somewhere?

#TinyThreads

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A Fort in Downtown Albany

You can call me a sinner, or you can call me a saint…”~ Madonna

When a candle shares your name (or misbegotten nickname) you kind of have to buy it. Such was the case when I came upon the ‘St. Al’ candle at the Fort Orange General Store in downtown Albany. I’ve been stalking their Facebook page for months, and as soon as the weather made walking at lunch a thing again I traveled the couple of blocks from my office and popped in. The first thing I saw was this candle. While the name is sweet, the scent is even sweeter – a combination of sandalwood, clay, clove flower, oud and ylang-ylang – which meant that it hit all my favored fragrance notes.

This one has just a hint of smokiness to it, which means it will transition well from spring and summer into fall. Someone had told me about how good these candles were (marketed under the ‘Boy Smells’ label) and the others on display smelled equally as wonderful. (Sadly, there was no discount for guys named Al, but I had to ask.)

 

The rest of the Fort Orange General Store is just as charming, with a delicious selection of soaps and washes and such, along with room sprays, body lotions, face masks, jewelry, hand towels, sage smudges, and a number of Albany-themed items like cards and penants and t-shirts. Staff is super-friendly and helpful, so if you’re looking for a local place to support, while finding things you just can’t get at Marshall’s or Target or TJ Maxx, head to downtown Albany. There’s magic here too.

{The Fort Orange General Store is located at 412 Broadway, right in downtown Albany.}

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It’s Gonna Be May (We Know)

This dumb-ass meme has been making the rounds for the last fucking week. Second perhaps only to the ‘May the Fourth be with you’ bullshit thatâ’s right around the fucking corner as far as annoyance and ubiquity goes, it stands as testament to ‘NSync and a young Justin Timberlake before he grew into naked hunkdom. I’m just over the whole meme thing, but any reason to post a link to a nude Justin Timberlake can’t be all bad.

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

I wish I could get as excited as the rest of you regarding pockets in dresses.

I just can’t.

#TinyThreads

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