Tomorrow the Madonna Timeline returns with one of the final songs to be featured from the ‘Bedtime Stories’ album – it’s a bit of a trip, but so is the song, so it works. ‘Bedtime Story’ was one of the more experimental releases for Madonna, and it didn’t achieve the massive success that other perhaps more calculated risks did in the past. In this case, the Bjork-penned track may have been too ahead of its time. It’s grown on me over the years, but it’s still not one of my favorites. That’s ok – everyone has their preferences and favorites when it comes to Madonna.
May
2021
May
2021
Rendezvous with a Rhody
When we first move into our home, there was an enormous rhododendron that took up most of the front garden. It was over-sized and had grown unchecked for what must have a been a decade or two. It dwarfed the little plot in which it was then crammed, and blocked much of the light to the largest window of the house. It’s flowering was alternately magnificent and unimpressive, depending on the year, and as it was ruining the scale and proportions of our little home, eventually it had to go.
Replacing it with a wedding cake viburnum, I failed to realize the importance of the evergreen aspect of the rhododendron, and so the winters felt bare and sparse, even if the light was welcome. After a few years, that too outgrew its space, and I transplanted a small Japanese umbrella pine to the location – a good choice for its slow-growing nature and evergreen beauty.
Every once in a while, I’ll miss that original rhody, such as when I saw these beauties at my parents’ home. In full bloom, they are spectacular, and have filled in their front yard garden plot, brilliantly painting their hot pink glory against the white brick. We always seem to come back to the classics, and it may be time to put one of these into our side-yard, where they seem to enjoy the shade and the soil, and can stretch out beyond the confines of a formal garden. (I’ve softened the stance of this original post, much like the way I’ve softened other rigidities that were once seemingly cast in stone.)
May
2021
A Lane of Lindens
Somewhat unfortunately named ‘Kiernan Way’, this little walkway lost an opportunity to be more fittingly christened ‘Linden Lane’ so that’s what I’m calling it in my fantastical head. One of my favorite trees, the Linden is one of the most silently emblematic of the start of summer thanks to its divine perfume issued forth from some of the most inconspicuous blooms to grace the earth.
For many years I would search the area whenever this tree bloomed, looking out for some extravagant profusion of hot pink blossoms or flaming yellow petals. And every year I would miss the trees that were all about me, their sweet perfume drifting down from their branches, all the while obscuring themselves in a cloak of unremarkable foliage and form. Hiding in plain sight, even while their scent announced the presence of something sweet and spectacular. A neat hat trick.
May
2021
Dazzler of the Day: Benita Zahn
Four decades in any business is an impressive run – forty years in the news business is the stuff of rarefied talent and almost superhuman dedication. Benita Zahn is our Dazzler of the Day as she wraps up her first act as news reporter and heads into a new career that seems tailor-made for her unique aptitude. For all her pleasant on-air demeanor and local theatrical work (you haven’t lived until you’ve seen her belt out ‘You Gotta Have a Gimmick’ with all her assets alight from ‘Gypsy’, which I was fortunate enough to glimpse ) one of her passions through the years has been a genuine and deep-seeded desire to help people get healthier. Her new endeavor looks to continue that in an even more direct fashion, and she is poised for her next act with all the seasoned panache and pizzazz that only a true dazzler could conjure.
May
2021
Road to Summer
A dip in temperatures has stalled spring again, as the nights descend back into the 40’s. It’s quite disheartening, though I won’t waste any more time lamenting such a predicament. With the moon exerting its full pull, and Mercury in retrograde right around the corner, one does better by not getting bogged down in the things we can’t control. Like the weather. Or the slow walk of spring.
The road to summer isn’t always as pretty as what I managed to capture here, but it’s full of hope, even when it’s cold and rainy. Sometimes that works to make summer sweeter. Spring holds back and hesitates, with its moody moons and raucous retrograde, and we tread carefully, with mindfulness and meticulous motion.
May
2021
Floral Vibrance
When you need a jolt of inspiration, sometimes a strongly-hued flower will do. These colorful daisies – not sure of variety or scientific name – did that for me when the skies rolled gray and the light dimmed with the lateness of the day. They say more, and say it more eloquently, than these cumbersome words ever could.
May
2021
Dazzler of the Day: John Cho
Bringing the term ‘MILF’ to the masses may not be the most striking accomplishment of John Cho’s already-epic career, but it definitely earned him a pop-culture footnote for all-time. Better than that is his impressive body of work, with stellar appearances in such films as ‘Searching’, ‘Star Trek’, ‘Columbus’, ‘Yellow’, ‘Better Luck Tomorrow’, MILF-origin movie ‘American Pie’ and its sequels, as well as the ‘Harold & Kumar’ series. Today he earns his first Dazzler of the Day for his multi-talented entertainment pizzazz and acumen.
May
2021
Super Flower Blood Moon
Something called the Super Flower Blood Moon rose early this morning, coming just in time to greet a new period of Mercury in Retrograde, so I need to simply hide away from the world until June 22. Slightly problematic for all that must be done in that time, but such is the pull of the universe. God help us one and all.
Today’s full moon – super and floral and bloody – will likely wreak havoc with plans and non-plans alike, throwing wrenches in the rigid thought-process of any proper Virgo. I hate this sort of thing but I’m much better at dealing with the snafus now than I was in previous times. We’ve had over a year of said snafus and I don’t see them ending any time soon. Besides, this is life. Full moons and Mercury in retrograde are just the chaotic portions of it. Sometimes they angle to imbue the moment with import, something exciting and inspiring. The question is how we channel that frantic energy and put it to use instead of allowing it to muck everything up. Make peace with the chaos. Embrace the unpredictable and varying nature of life. Things run much soother that way, even when they don’t.
May
2021
The Most Dainty Lilac
I’m the first to admit to being a delicate fucking flower, and dainty as shit to boot, which is why the Korean lilac is one of my favorite shrubs. It’s in full bloom in the garden right now, and I’ve established three decent-sized specimens, scattered strategically to offer three separate sections a delicious pool of perfume. The blooms, despite all the macro-work here, are tinier and daintier than the native American lilac, and arrive after that better-known shrub finishes its bloom. The effect is a more summer-like plant, that will also throw out the occasional re-bloom if you’re lucky. The leaves are also of smaller stature than the common American counterpart, lending the whole plant a more delicate and elegant visage.
There is a little more red in the bloom color, lending it more a pink shade than true lilac, another way it separates itself from the more bombastic flower which most of us recall from childhood memories. I like the way it extends the lilac season, and the way it stays on the summer side of spring, nudging the season into the sunnier path of heat and warmth.
May
2021
Dazzler of the Day: P!nk
P!nk occupies a sparkling spot in the pop culture firmament, and she’s one of those artists who has a bottomless pile of hit songs that go so far back you forget how much goodness there is in such a body of work. She recently won this year’s Billboard Music Icon Award, which is why she’s back on everyone’s mind – but to so many she never left, and I admire that kind of resilience and power. She earns her first Dazzler of the Day just for being herself for an eternity in the pop music game.
May
2021
Lowering Expectations
After missing last year’s BroSox Adventure, both Skip and I are doing our best to temper our excitement and expectations for our Return to Boston next month. Lower expectations are the best and smartest route to take when emotionally prepping for a weekend away these days. We’ve had one too many events canceled over the last year plus, so I’ll be content with a simple weekend in my favorite city.
Truth be told, it’s never the big bombastic events and moments that make up the most resonant memories I keep of Boston – it’s the quiet in-between sections, the down-time that occupies the majority of a weekend away. A simple selection of croissants from Cafe Madeleine, or the early afternoon siesta that somehow seems to happen even when it’s never scheduled. The casual looseness of a little pied-à-terre tucked away on the second floor of a brownstone, looking out over a gurgling fountain… the simple minutes of stillness that border on mindfulness… the feeling of being completely removed from the world while in the center of the city… this is Boston when the summer slips into place.
May
2021
Dazzler of the Day: Troye Sivan
Singer, songwriter and actor Troye Sivan marks their debut as Dazzler of the Day. There’s a fine line between Hunk and Dazzler, but Troye straddles the line with perfect panache. Besides, you ca’t go wrong with a guy in a thong, so this is your Dazzler of the Day: Troye Sivan. Check out their enchanting website here.
May
2021
Good Morning Albany Recap
This colorful homage to Nipper is one of several scattered throughout downtown Albany, and thanks to its artistic bark, this may be my favorite. As we barrel into the end of May, good things are in the works – let’s get on with the recap so we can move forward. There’s a full Flower Moon this Wednesday, so I’ll be laying low…Be careful and watch yourselves…
Dazzlers of the Day included: Kirk Acevedo, Leslie Jones, Andy Cohen, Letitia James, Brian Tyler Cohen, and Ken Jeong.
May
2021
Floral Link to the Past
While Andy may better know his way around automobiles and kitchen stuff, I’m the master in the garden. Sometimes, the master has much to learn, and that was the case when I happened upon Andy’s weigela at his old house. It bloomed prolifically at this time of the year, beginning a cavalcade of pink that lasted a solid week or two, especially if nights stayed cool and there was enough moisture in the air. I asked him what it was and he said he thought it was a Weigela. It was the first and only time he knew the name of a plant before I did.
When we moved into our current home, and the first spring began to reveal which plants were in the backyard, I watched as a rather plain-leaved bush sprouted. It’s form was somewhat fountain-like, similar to a forsythia. Nearby, a Japanese maple unfurled its fine maroon leaves. Carpets of pachysandra extended well beyond where we would eat them. The shrub I couldn’t identity slowly revealed more of itself as the warm weather arrived. Buds appeared, and I recalled the Weigela. A few days later they bloomed pink as seen here – a standard variety that made its way around the upstate New York landscaping. It felt like a link to the past, blooming in our future backyard.
May
2021
Naked Pictures
It’s been a while since we’ve had some male nudity on this blog, not for any other reasons than the regular evolution of taste and style, cultural tone, and the gradual trajectory of such an ancient website. Moving deeper into my forties I find myself spending less time on the superficial and frivolous – two founding aspects of this site – and more on items that defy egotistical self-examination or silly frills. Not that I would begrudge anyone, including myself, the indulgence a pursuit in such frills might produce. But that’s getting a little deep for a Sunday post, so I turn your attention to the brilliant Moira Rose, always one with a striking assembly of words and wisdom.
“Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now.” ~ ‘Schitt’s Creek’