My Husband the Cop

There are good cops and there are bad cops, and all sorts of in-between. There are also systemic problems that run through police culture, and have been part of that very system for centuries. This post isn’t going to offer any solutions or recommendations on any of that because I simply don’t have the answers. I do, however, have a husband who is a retired cop, and from all that I have heard and know, he was a pretty good one. 

Andy started off as a volunteer firefighter (coming from a long line of firefighters in his family, including his grandfather who was one of the founders of the Guilderland Fire Department, and the last living charter member at one point), then became a dispatcher and volunteer paramedic, before finally taking a job as a police officer, where he would have remained were it not for an unfortunate injury that cut it all short years before I met him. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I had met him when he was an officer. I don’t know if I could have lived that life, and as a police officer he probably could not have handled mine; he once made it clear that if I ever broke the law he wouldn’t have been an alibi. (Like if I had to murder someone and it wasn’t necessarily self-defense – a question I may have asked on our second date.)

To do all of those things – firefighter, dispatcher, paramedic, police officer – requires someone with a strong heart and an unyielding belief in justice and helping people. It demands a fortitude built on more than self-gratification, and it requires a desire to help everyone in need. Not everyone can or should take up such a life, and sometimes the best would-be-officers are those who know enough not to pursue the career if they are not cut out for it. There’s no shame in that either, as I happily count myself as one of them. (Not that I’d ever even contemplated such a career.) 

But for those that do feel such a calling, for those who still want to make a difference, and to perhaps work from the inside to improve and change a system that admittedly needs some work, there are a few exams being given in New York State, including two that are housed in my own agency, the Department of Environmental Conservation. The exam announcements for our Environmental Conservation Police Officer and Forest Ranger titles are currently up and open for applications (until August 3, 2022) and they are hoping to cull a diverse and broad candidate field, so if you or anyone you know may be interested, please visit this Civil Service webpage for further details and information

As for my husband Andy, the photograph below was taken during his dispatcher days – a springboard for many an officer – and I think we need to take a moment to appreciate how cute he was, even in the requisite police mustache of the 80’s. (Also, respect the landline.)

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A Baby Bunny Grows Up

This little rabbit has been growing at a quick pace, chomping on any and every plant in its path, but happily keeping mostly to the grass, which could use a trim anyway. While we typically shoo these away – they can do some significant damage to garden plants and vegetables – this year the baby was too cute to scare off, so we’ve been allowing it a fair share of petunias and sweet potato vines in exchange for poses like this. 

Such is the evolution of my gardening parameters – an easing of the strict no-rabbits rule that once dominated the area. The heart grows softer with age in some respects, and baby bunnies are part of that respect. Now if a groundhog starts coming by again, that will be a different story with an unhappier ending… 

 

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A Pair of Pinks in Battle

My gardening inspiration Lee Bailey had an interesting tale of the two plants pictured here – a foxglove and a delphinium. He wrote that for years growing up in the south, all he wanted to grow were delphiniums, but they never made it through those hot summers. As soon as he moved to Bridgehampton, New York he immediately planted a few delphinium plants, which quickly cowered and faded before the seaside winds and rain. He tried again, to no avail. 

Seeking a strong vertical accent, he turned to foxgloves, and though he initially considered them a mere substitute, he came to love them and their whimsically-unreliable biennial growing pattern. It was one of the best group of lessons I learned from him – to take a disappointment and turn it around, to try out something similar if what you originally wanted didn’t work out perfectly, and to compromise and be willing to bend when nature refused to go along with your well-laid-out plans. Such garden lessons were valuable for other aspects of life too. 

When I was at the garden center looking for new inspiration, I came upon these two pink plants – one foxglove and one delphinium, and I was reminded of Mr. Bailey’s words of wisdom. 

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Dazzler of the Day: Cynthia Erivo

One letter away from being an EGOT recipient, Cynthia Erivo has already earned an Emmy, a Grammy, and a Tony Award. She will appear as complex heroine Elphaba in the double-film version of ‘Wicked’ (next to Ariana Grande’s Galinda), and I can’t wait to see her fly. This marks a long overdue crowning as Dazzler of the Day, which egregiously isn’t considered part of the EGOT quartet. 

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Get A Gander at This Weed

Asclepias – more commonly known as the butterfly weed – is in full bloom right now, its fiery orange flower heads acting as the perfect landing pads of butterflies and bees alike. It’s one of my favorite perennials in the border, and not just because it’s the favored meal of the caterpillars that eventually become Monarch butterflies. Its glorious color seems to perfectly embody the month of July – all fire and heat and brilliance. 

These plants like to be in a moist spot, where they can reach up toward the sun while their feet soak up the water. I believe they develop a deep tap root, which makes moving older specimens risky business best avoided if possible. They are so easy to get started though, we almost always have volunteers coming up, and if caught early enough they do well enough with a quick move. 

The bees love this too, which is how all the pollination happens. 

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A Pretty Imposter

Andy and I were both excited to see what we thought was the first Monarch butterfly of the season. It felt a little early, so I went out to catch a photo and inspect its arrival, and instead of a true Monarch there was this pretty little imposter. Just as welcome, and just as pretty. 

The Monarch will arrive a bit later in the summer, when the cup plants are high, but given the fast rate that this season is progressing, that could be any day now. We will watch the skies for their return, and prepare the way. Prettiness stills all in its path. 

 

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A Summer Day with Dad

As he approaches 92 years of life, my Dad understandably has more bad days than good ones, but every once in a while he has a decent day that brings him back to us, and glimmers of the man who raised me appear. Such was the happy summer day when my Mom took Noah to see the Van Gogh exhibit, and I stayed with Dad for the morning and afternoon. 

There are days when he doesn’t quite recognize anyone – not his family or friends, not his health aides or caretakers – and those are difficult. On this day he knew me, even if he couldn’t recall the health aide who was just finishing up his bath when I arrived. 

He seems to do a little better in the summer, when he can amble about carefully outside, with some help. Before lunch, I decided to take him on a very short walk, just along the sidewalk in front of my parents’ home. At first he was hesitant, saying it was too hot, but I simply walked him outside and said it’s cool in the shade. There was also a nice breeze which pushed him forward. We stayed mostly in the shade of the two maple trees near the sidewalk. He pushed his walker, and I put my hand on his back for extra support. 

We went back inside, but about half an hour later he moved to the front door, this time without his walker, so I took his arm and we went outside again. When he’s in the mood to walk, it’s best to take advantage and get some exercise and exertion in. We went around the front sidewalk again, and as we came back up to the side porch, he kept walking up the step onto the porch and into the shaded nook. Mom had set up a table and chairs there, so we sat down, and I put the mail from the mailbox onto the table. He went through it, more out of habit than any sort of real reading, but it occupied his hands, and gave us something to do as we sat there in the breeze. 

We returned inside and I got lunch ready. We ate unhurriedly, and despite the large plate I put together for him, he finished most of it. He’s maintained a decent appetite in his later years, much to everyone’s relief. He got up from the table but I asked him to wait, as I rushed to get some ice cream in a bowl for our dessert. I wasn’t fast enough, and he was already up and heading back to the family room, but I re-routed him to the table again, and when he saw the ice cream I said it was for him to eat, so he sat and ate it. Sometimes re-routing works, sometimes it doesn’t. 

We moved to the living room, from where we could look out into the little koi pond outside the window. He likes to watch the fish and feed them, and they were good enough to swim about and show off for him to see. A few months ago, on a winter’s day when I was staying with him, I stood with him looking out onto the snow-covered backyard. At that time I wanted to tell him I loved him, but I got shy and thought it might sound foolish, so I didn’t. Ever since then I wanted to make sure I said it to him because every day matters now. 

As we talked about the fish, and counted how many there were, I put my hand on his shoulder and said, “Love you, Dad.” I hoped I said it loud enough so he could hear me – I needed him to hear me this time. Without pause he said, “Love you too.”

It was a very good day. 

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Respect Yourself – Hey, Hey!

All right America – do you believe in love?

For some of a certain age, the summer of 1989 was defined by Madonna’s ‘Express Yourself’ – and for those too young to remember that, it’s now a year-round anthem for whenever I feel like we need to kick some ass. And there is no time like the present for kicking some ass…

Whether you have to fight for the integrity of our great country, or have your eye on something smaller like simply making it through the workday, ‘Express Yourself’ is a ball-busting exercise in maintaining a belief in yourself, a striking reminder to say what you mean and mean what you say. Who better to deliver such a message than Madonna? 

“WITHOUT THE HEART, THERE CAN BE NO UNDERSTANDING BETWEEN THE HAND AND THE MIND.”

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American Recap

Usually Monday morning is when we reconvene after the weekend to do a weekly recap, but with yesterday’s holiday, we are pushing it back to now, so let’s look quickly back over the last week, then proceed with the new one at hand, amid the explosions of fireworks and all the requisite bombast.

Return to Lilium.

Petunia power!

When you simply must pea.

The humble and majestic BLT.

Don’t sleep on my Insta.

Madonna love back in full-effect.

Closing out Pride Month.

Flaming July.

A lazy mocktail for a hazy day.

Wet thighs don’t lie.

Summer in July.

The balm of bees.

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do!

Swimming pool Speedo summer.

Born in the U.S.A.

A grand old flag.

Dazzlers of the Day included Adam Lambert and Chris Salvatore

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A Grand Old Flag

Is there anything more gaudy and self-glorifying than a 4th of July celebration? I hope not, because this country can’t handle any more gaudiness or self-glorification right now. Of course, both of those are cornerstones of my wheelhouse – even if a wheel doesn’t technically have corners. Welcome to the more fun Independence Day post (as opposed to this more serious one where I still manage to front with an ass-shake, and will do again below). 

Happy Birthday America. You are all sorts of messy right now, but you remain beloved, and you will come back to your ideals and the dreams that made you possible in the first place. To return to a more serious and somber sentiment, and a hopefully hopeful note, here is a stunning poem by Amanda Gorman to close out the day.

“New Day’s Lyric” by Amanda Gorman

May this be the day
We come together.
Mourning, we come to mend,
Withered, we come to weather,
Torn, we come to tend,
Battered, we come to better.
Tethered by this year of yearning,
We are learning
That though we weren’t ready for this,
We have been readied by it.
We steadily vow that no matter
How we are weighed down,
We must always pave a way forward.

This hope is our door, our portal.
Even if we never get back to normal,
Someday we can venture beyond it,
To leave the known and take the first steps.
So let us not return to what was normal,
But reach toward what is next.

What was cursed, we will cure.
What was plagued, we will prove pure.
Where we tend to argue, we will try to agree,
Those fortunes we forswore, now the future we foresee,
Where we weren’t aware, we’re now awake;
Those moments we missed
Are now these moments we make,
The moments we meet,
And our hearts, once all together beaten,
Now all together beat.

Come, look up with kindness yet,
For even solace can be sourced from sorrow.
We remember, not just for the sake of yesterday,
But to take on tomorrow.

We heed this old spirit,
In a new day’s lyric,
In our hearts, we hear it:
For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne.
Be bold, sang Time this year,
Be bold, sang Time,
For when you honor yesterday,
Tomorrow ye will find.
Know what we’ve fought
Need not be forgot nor for none.
It defines us, binds us as one,
Come over, join this day just begun.
For wherever we come together,
We will forever overcome.

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Born in the U.S.A.

Born down in a dead man’s town
The first kick I took was when I hit the ground
You end up like a dog that’s been beat too much
Till you spend half your life just covering up

Most people seem to have missed the deeper and darker meaning to Bruce Springsteen’s ‘Born in the U.S.A.’ Far from a celebratory anthem, it’s more of an indictment for our country and some of the atrocities its committed over its history. That feels more relevant than ever, as our Supreme Court recently robbed our women of their right to choose, gutted our environmental protections, and allowed for guns to be all but given out to any and all white supremacists who choose to carry. (It appears white men can choose, but no one else can.)

While I remain quietly hopeful that our country will do the right thing, and that this relatively small group of hateful people with hypocritical and heinous ideologies doesn’t end up running America, I’m also realistic, and I’ve seen how selfish and awful people can be. So I will celebrate America in a quieter way today – the America my parents taught me about – where freedom and acceptance are the true orders of the day – and I will pray for her speedy recovery. 

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Swimming Pool Speedo Summer

I break a sweat at the château
A party crowd that I don’t know
“La dolce vita” head to toe
I kiss a cheek to say hello
She takes a sip of champagne
It’s elegant, but not vain
She calls attention to her vein
And then she dives into my brain

Ahh, la dolce vita… and at the height of summer no less. It’s all happening… it’s all happening. July is here, and with it the very best parts of summer come to miraculous head. Some months are like that. They just fully explode into what they are, without hinting or teasing, and July is usually true to form. 

Swimming pool summer
Gimme your number
Under your cover
I wanna take the heat

Making a daily jaunt in the pool to keep cool, as much as to keep calm, is a happy ritual. Like my daily meditation, it literally grounds me, binding me to the physical world, physically holding me in its liquid arms, and forcing an instant inhabitation of the present moment. Ignoring the power and might of water invites a peril I just won’t entertain. 

She comes up for a breath
Fuck the rest, she’s the best
Her eyes are laser-beaming me
Suspending all reality
And just as soon as she smiles
She puts her sunglasses on
I haven’t felt this in a while
She breaks me down in style

Gliding peaceably through the water, taking languid and lazy strokes beneath the surface, the body is at once lightened of its usual gravitational pull. This may be the closest we can get to flying, and there is magic and majesty in such a state. So we fly, on the wings of water…

Swimming pool summer
Gimme your number
Under your cover
I wanna take the heat
Physical wonder
A sensual hunter
Under your cover
I can’t escape the heat
I can’t escape the heat
I can’t escape the heat
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Daisy, Daisy…

Daisy, Daisy
Give me your answer do
I’m half crazy
All for the love of you…

The small group of us sat huddled in a line, ordered by the notes we each held in our hand – one musical note from each little piece of a deconstructed marimba-like instrument. We were in fifth or sixth grade, and we sat in a side room to the main music room in the basement of McNulty School. The rest of the class continued with their musical studies while the few select students chosen to play ‘A Bicycle Built For Two’ in a mini-concert for the class. 

How I absolutely abhorred group activities.

Almost as much as I abhor ice-breaker activities. 

Such social anxiety wouldn’t be named or understood until decades later, and by then what did it really matter? Back then was when I needed to know, and I didn’t, but I trudged through, confident in my limited musical skills and well-liked enough to sail through this exercise in corn-dog musicality. 

We ran through the song what felt like a bazillion times, and someone always screwed it up. ‘This shouldn’t be so difficult,’ I thought to myself. What I voiced out loud was probably (definitely) more cutting. Social anxiety or not, I had my store of patience, and it wasn’t plentiful. When that was gone, I tended to go brazen and blunt. 

Yet I was not immune to the charms of working with a smaller group of people I’d have considered my friends at the time. As difficult as it sometimes was for me, I was also capable of ingratiating wit and charm, even as I cut down others – sometimes precisely because I could so deftly poke fun at others. In other words, I could be a hoot, and people genuinely enjoyed my company, if only to be entertained. It was apparent then that it wasn’t necessarily affection or adoration I could elicit – it was a sense of people waiting to see what I might say or do. There was a certain power in that, and a certain emptiness. 

We worked through that silly song, over and over, until we had a pretty good grasp of it. Of course when we performed it for an audience we inevitably fell apart – not horribly, we just weren’t perfect – an early lesson on accepting imperfection, and one that I fought against for the ensuing years, foolishly and regrettably. 

Anyway, the daisy will occasionally bring back those memories of grade school, and banding together with my classmates and friends, left briefly on our own to work toward something as a group.

I still prefer to bloom on my own.  

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The Balm of Bees

Bee balm, scientifically called Monarda, is one of those plants I grew many years ago, then got tired of maintaining and controlling its often rampant growth, so I took it all out. Lately, I’m looking for easy and slightly aggressive growers to take over and hold strong, so I may be getting another specimen if something catches my eye

A favorite of pollinators (hence its common name) it provides the sort of long tubular petals that appeal to our beloved hummingbirds. I’ve planted a number of hummingbird favorites in the hope of drawing back our many visitors last year, though thus far we’ve only seen a single one. Maybe a little/large patch of bee balm will entice more to come. 

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Dazzler of the Day: Chris Salvatore

Actor, singer, model and more, this is Chris Salvatore, the epitome of a Renaissance man, and worthy recipient of the Dazzler of the Day crown for a body of work that spans well over a decade. He’s been in movies and videos, released music and an underwear line, and performed in stage shows, all while seeming genuinely kind. It’s doesn’t seem easy to maintain such a stance in show business, but somehow he’s managed. His latest venture into the Only Fans realm is only the latest in a long line of show-stopping moves. Keep watching and he’ll keep entertaining. 

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