Those nit-picky Catholics call this Ash Wednesday, but I prefer the racier spin on it. It gives us the opportunity to celebrate the booty, to toot the tush, to acknowledge the ass. We’ve done this sort of clickbait before (see this Ass Wednesday post or this one, and if you still want more see this one).
Anchoring this post in the seaside main pic is Max Emerson, and he’s also seen below frolicking with Kyle Krieger. Mr. Emerson has been here before in equally fine fashion.
In the spirit of the season, feast your eyes upon Kevin Love, who was featured in his altogether in ESPN’s gloriously infamous Body Issue.
The below pair of hunks makes for doubly hot vision. Up first is Dave Marshall, followed closely behind by Ricky Schroeder.
Almost hidden by some pesky palm fronds, the pert bottom of John Stamos brings back happy ‘Full House’ memories. Everywhere you go…
Our only GIF this time around belongs to the backside of Nicholas Hoult. It’s all the GIF you need, really.
A perennial favorite for butt posts, Jack Mackenroth flaunts his assets (as in this miscellaneous collection) while Gregory Nalbone nails it as well (double time).
Turning things horizontal but still hot, Charlie King lies down to expose all that he’s got, as he did so explicitly here and here.
The greatest Olympic sport of all time, figure skating, is well-represented by Matteo Guirise, who got equally nude here.
We love a dancer, hence Roberto Bolle and his previous sexy poses here. And no booty post would be complete without some Matthew Camp. [See also here, here, and here.]
Simon Dunn has made a magnificent presentation here showing off both front and backside to viewers’ delight.
Bringing up the rear as only he can, Pietro Boselli has too many previous appearances to list here. Do yourself a favor and search his name in the search box at the bottom left of the page. Happy Ass Wednesday everybody! Let the Lenten games begin!
