Some of you have been waiting a very long time for this, and since it’s spring and I’m feeling generous, let’s just do it and get it over with. Like some pesky albatross of virginity, I’ve actually popped my full-frontal cherry years ago, but most of you weren’t around to witness the explosion. This time around a few more people are watching, so without further ado, here’s the big reveal:
Well, first a little teasing. Beating around the proverbial bush, so to speak…
And now to the full-frontal assault on your senses…
Scroll down…
Way down…
All the way down…
…
……
………
…………
……………
…………………
……………………
………………………
…………………………
……………………………
…………………………
………………………
……………………..
……………………
…………………
………………
……………
…………
………
……
…
…
…
…
…
Baby it ain’t over til it’s over…
.
..
…
……
………
……………
…………
………
……
…
…
…
..
.
.
..
…
……
………
……………
………
……
…
..
.
Wait, you didn’t think it would be my full-frontal shot, did you?
Happy First of April, suckas!
Back to Blog