First of all, when did Jesus find a moment to cut his hair between all the floggings at this time of the year? I mean no offense; I’m all for a glow-up, especially that luscious beard, it’s just a little weird. Or maybe I’ve been out of the religious loop for so long that some new rendering of the Big JC is now in place. Whatever.
Second, does anyone else see a slight resemblance to the great Chris Salvatore in this particular Jesus? That would explain a lot.
Third, why are the Jehovah Witnesses still coming to our home and leaving this smut on the door? I thought the particular visit chronicled here would be THEIR LAST VISIT. Some people are very slow to learn.
Anyway, if anyone is interested, the JW crew is putting on a party for Jesus’ Death at the Kingdom Hall tomorrow. As noted in the pamphlet, “At this important event, Jehovah’s Witnesses commemorate the death of Jesus just as he commanded.”
