After decades of dealing in and terrorizing people with glitter, I finally found a single sparkling piece of it on a singular part of me. Of course I mean my dick, and part of me is surprised that it’s taken this long for that to happen. (Glitter tends to favor eyelids and upper lips.) Immediately I texted a few chosen friends about it, and when Suzie asked why it was there I simply wrote back, “It’s the holidays.”
The real question should have been why I noticed it, but since that was never asked it will be left up to your imagination.
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