A band of rogue turkeys roams the neighborhood.
I’ve heard stories told of turkeys that terrorize children at school bus stops, and from the size of these birds, they would indeed make for a formidable threat.
Suzie’s had nightmares about turkeys.
At least about thrushing them out.
I forget if the turkeys were what scared her or if it was something else. Maybe a horse? Either way, not all turkey connotations are Thanksgiving and sweetness.
I’ve also heard that turkeys aren’t very bright, which could make them even more dangerous.
Ignorance results in injury.
These birds are best left alone.
Or served on a platter.
A different sort of gobble-gobble.
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