A few silly facts to clear up all the confusion, and start some more:
- Once upon a time I played the oboe (and not too horrendously).
- At work, I have a snow globe collection (17 in all).
- I buy more bow ties than I wear.
- People no longer tell me everything because they know I will call them on their ridiculousness (especially family).
- My high school creative writing project was submitted to the school psychologist.
- Exclamation points have no place in my professional correspondence.
- It’s far easier for me to remember the events of 1993 than the events of 2013. Already.
- My 20-year high school reunion is this summer. (I graduated when I was ten, Doogie Houser style.)
- I abhor a sugar rim, but will accept a salty one.
- Andy fears for our lives when I head into the kitchen, but I’m a pretty good cook. (It’s the cleaning that sucks.)
- My co-workers wear what they want on the days I’m not in the office. (And try their best the rest of the time.)
- I’m due for some serious spring manscaping.
- Teabagging is fun (but I’m only saying that for the photo.)
