Is this not the most terrifying Easter Bunny you’ve ever seen? What parent in their right mind forces their child onto the lap of a creature like this? No wonder I wet the bed for so many years. This is the Easter picture that everyone gets such a kick out of every year (especially Suzie) mostly because I have such a frightened expression on my face, and was probably pissing my pants at the very moment it was taken – I don’t care if the bunny was wearing purple tulle. Whenever I see a kid crying on the lap of Santa or the Easter Bunny, my heart goes out to them. As for that outfit, I clearly wasn’t dressing myself yet…
