Just in case the Hunk of the Day wasn’t enough, I offer you this trio of GIFs of Tom Daley taking his shirt off while getting showered with water. Hey, haven’t we all been caught by the shower when our shirts were still on? Saves on the laundry work. Not that I do the laundry work, but someone does at some point, so consider this my new method of contributing to the household duties while saving the environment. Never let it be said that I didn’t do my part. And never let it be said that Mr. Daley didn’t do his. Sometimes taking your shirt off is contribution enough. I totally just forgot what we were talking about. Sorry, this post was created when I was delirious with a fever of some sort. Did somebody say ‘Fever‘? It always comes back to Madonna. Are you Linked Out? Or are you LinkedIn? Or are you LinkSys? Or is this ‘The Legend of Zelda’?
Category Archives: Tom Daley
November
2012
September
2012
Summer Highlights (Summer of the Speedo)
It was a summer of the hawks.
It was a summer that started with something that shook me to the core – something from which I never did fully bounce back – and so it was shaded a little more dimly than usual, even if the sun was at its hottest and most consistently spectacular. That something was my service as a juror – and the life-altering tale of my jury duty.
It was the summer that was almost saved by a Madonna song.
It was the summer of the Speedo – as the Olympics reigned and took my mind off other things. Thank you Tom Daley, Michael Phelps, Matthew Mitcham, Ryan Lochte, Sam Mikulak, Danell Leyva, and the wonderfully naked Epke Zonderland. (And let’s not forget that Olympic boner.)
It was the summer I left the Romaine Brooks Gallery after four years as Gallery manager.
It was the summer Prince Harry got shirtless – and then went completely starkers in Las Vegas.
It was the summer of a birthday weekend that began in Boston and ended in Provincetown, a summer that was somehow rescued by my very first whale watch.
It was the summer that found the first – and most major – phase of our website update.
It was the summer that Madonna gang-banged her way around the world with her MDNA Tour – bringing to mind my first piece of Madonna from 1990.
It was a summer that set us up perfectly for Fall – as they all seem to do – a summer that ended with the reflection on nine years of summers on this website. The end of summer is not the end of the world. There are good things to come.
September
2012
Tom Daley Selling His Stuff in a Speedo
While this probably wouldn’t be my first choice of attire in selling my first autobiography, I suppose you work your strongest assets when you’re hawking a book. In this case, Tom Daley is working that Speedo like a bitch in heat. (This gratuitous post is a reminder of our Summer Olympics – the posts of which I’ll try to repopulate if ever I find a spare minute.)
August
2012
Tom Daley’s Best Side: Butt or Bulge?
This may be the part of the Olympics that some people miss the most: the after-diving shower. It’s just a question of which part.
August
2012
July
2012
Tom Daley Busting Out of His Speedo
To all you guys who ever described yourselves as having a swimmer’s build, you can take it back now.
This is Britain’s Tom Daley, and this is how it’s done.
Now if you’ll excuse, I have some three-month-fasting to do, with a side of manorexia.