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Our big build-up for the Summer Olympics in Paris continues, and here we find Tom Daley in a crocheted Speedo of his own making. Not sure of the practicality of such an item, but I’ll be damned if I’m not going to be looking up YouTube tutorials on how to crochet a Speedo as soon as I finish this post. Daley is big in these parts – so big that he has his own category here, a la Madonna and Tom Ford and Naked Male Celebrities. He is likely headed back the Olympic Games, which means we haven’t seen the last of him. If you can’t wait for new material, scroll below for some links you can access right now.

Tom Daley busting out of his Speedo.

Tom Daley’s Olympic bulge.

Tom Daley’s Best Side.

Tom Daley selling his stuff in a Speedo.

Tom Daley wet.

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Tom Daley’s spinning bulge.

Tom Daley and David Beckham.

Tom Daley’s arm pits.

Tom Daley’s coin slot.

Tom Daley’s dating a guy.

Tom Daley and Dan Osborne.

Tom Daley’s naked ass.

Tom Daley bathing and bulging.

Tom Daley stripping and stretching.

Tom Daley’s underwear shoot.

Tom Daley in love.

Tom Daley treat.

Tom Daley’s butt workout.

Tom Daley as Dazzler of the Day.

There were many joyous moments that came out of this summer’s Olympic Games in Tokyo, and the most joyous of them all may have been the sight of Olympic gold medalist Tom Daley calmly knitting in the stands after he was done competing. He’s been obsessed with knitting for some time (see the Speedo he dons in the top pic, one of his early works) and he partially credits it with keeping him centered and calm in a competitive career that he often feel overwhelming. That’s pretty awesome. 

I’ve only ever crocheted, but I know exactly what he’s talking about. There is a studied and measures tranquility when you have to take life one stitch at a time. It’s meditative in many ways, allowing the knitter to push away all distractions, clear the mind, and immerse in the simple and powerful act of creation. A ball of yarn becomes a blanket with patience and care. The tension of the yarn is tested and manipulated to best effect. The minutiae of each step are examined as carefully as the larger picture and end result. Knitting is a lesson in life. The same goes for crocheting. 

To witness an Olympian casually knitting while watching the Olympics also speaks to me on an even deeper level. When my grandmother first taught me how to crochet, it was not something I broadcast to my friends – I kept it hidden and secret to all but the safest people. I knew early on that it would not go over well with my sixth grade class – or, more accurately, it would go over all too well with all the wrong people. And so it remained a secret joy and thrill until I grew old enough not to give a fig what other people thought. 

Tom Daley just went and put it on the biggest sports stage in the world, and it gave me chills. 

This is why Tom Daley has his own category here.

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Tom Daley gets to wake before those of us in America, so this Merry Christmas message is from him and his low-hanging mistletoe. That’s all I got for Christmas: clickbait. Still, it’s better than coal. Go make your own merry. Come back tonight for a recap…

I feel like there must be more to getting Tom Daley’s butt than this relatively simple workout. Of course, it’s just the first in a series of six videos in which Mr. Daley promises to show us how to get the perfect posterior before the summer goes away. Still, I feel he’s holding back. Like some master chef who refuses to give out the secret key ingredient of what makes his recipes so wonderful, I bet Daley is keeping some piece of ass-making wisdom solely to himself. Not that I blame him. Some things are too good to share.