Category Archives: Tiny Threads

The older I get, the more fake-smiling I seem to be doing.

It really should be going in the opposite direction.

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Ever since Suzie espoused the glories of the duck umbrella, I’ve been a quacking convert.

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Only a few socks are worth darning.

Most aren’t.

(And I’ve never darned a sock in my life, darn it.)

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It can be awfully tiresome being the squeaky wheel.

Still, no one squeaks more beautifully than me. 

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The most beautiful glass isn’t entirely clear.

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If only I’d spent my younger years learning the basics of HTML coding or something to do with computers instead of memorizing the lyrics to ‘Cats’ I might be a semi-rich man, instead of struggling to make ends meet while screaming, “The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious beast!” 

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Why do I have such trouble cutting in a straight line?

Is it because I’m gay?

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Not gonna lie: there have been moments of desperation when I have made that chocolate cake in a mug and microwaved it because there was no time to wait. 

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Apple Pay is way too dangerously easy.

Reminds me of my 20’s.

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We are the worst fucking sign of the Zodiac…

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Why are Tuesdays the longest days of the week? This morning I looked up from what felt like an entire work day gone by and it was only 9 AM. As much as I hate Monday, that day somehow flies by, while Tuesday just slows to a crawl and stays at that pace the whole damn day. One of the work-week’s little fuck-overs. 

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When you get around to cleaning up the kitchen cupboards and some of the shit expired in 2011… this is where we are now. 

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Finally reached the age where I no longer feel comfortable driving at night.

Especially when it’s raining. 

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Pistachios: are they really worth the trouble?

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