Category Archives: Tiny Threads

Did Andy have something to do with this meme? 

Maybe. Just maybe. 

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I was a brat before Charli XCX was even born.

Exhibit A.

Exhibit B.

Exhibit C.

Exhibit D.

Exhibit E.

Exhibit F.

Exhibit G.

Exhibit H.

Exhibit I.

Exhibit J.

Exhibit K.

Exhibit V.

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So much of life is a matter of perspective. 

It’s refreshing to try to change your own. 

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I miss the days when we’d have to actually call someone a fucking dickwad to their face to get a point across, instead of just leaving them on ‘delivered’ or ‘read’. 

Communication is key.

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Stupid questions beget stupid questions. 

Don’t be stupid.

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Part of me simply doesn’t trust a no-bake recipe. 

Oh, I know they’re safe and I’ve made more than a few to extremely-limited acclaim (Hello ice box cake! Hello Banana Trifle!) but part of me will always be skeptical. 

Need to work on trust issues, especially in the kitchen…

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Feels like I’m going to lose my mind…

Keep pushing me… keep pushing me…

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Songs don’t even sound like songs anymore.

[Old man rant over.]

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When the day wears you out, take pleasure in the rest and release that follows.

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Rather than ask if someone has any regrets, it might be more enlightening to ask to if someone wishes they had done something differently in their life. It’s a fine distinction, but an important one. It’s very difficult to regret decisions we have made at the time, because most of us make the best decision we can. Hindsight might bring about a different take or realization, but at the moment I don’t know many people who actively and intentionally make poor decisions, so how you can ever regret that? 

Maybe this isn’t such a tiny thread after all. To be continued?

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Growing up is coming to the sad realization that neither cock fights nor penal law are as fun as they may sound. 

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“Positive people are not positive because they’ve skated through life. They’re positive because they’ve been through hell and decided they don’t want to live there anymore.”  — Mona Lisa Nyman

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Saying out loud that I wrenched my neck when I was pulling out tree roots is proof positive that I have crossed irrevocably over the hump of middle age – all that’s left is the downhill doldrums. Somebody get me a heating pad.

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“Remember when you wanted what you currently have.”

Words can lead to joy if you let them. 

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