Category Archives: Tiny Threads

Ahh, I remember Arthur.

Arthur Treacher.

A small-town boy’s introduction to fried fish. 

And chips.

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Sometimes there are deep thoughts that pop up at odd times during a day. 

Like how did people discover or come up with certain things, such as carbonated water. Who thought of that and made it happen? Did someone get a load of sea foam and think, “We need more of that and in a form we can drink!”

As someone once said, I have to think these things up.

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Banal fact: I’ve never seen any of the ‘Friday the 13th’ movies. 

Seems a stupid thing to start now. Also, I always get confused between the hockey guy and the Mike Meyers guy – or are they the same dude? Was there ever a mash-up? How is Austin Powers tied into all of this? Don’t answer – I don’t care. Happy Friday the 13th.

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I am one of the social media users that simply doesn’t know. 

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It’s been too long. 

I’m due for a fit of rage.

My emotional bucket is way too full.

Stand back, Buenos Aires!

Fall is coming…

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There will often come a point in the day when I simply channel En Vogue and ask myself in exasperated silence, “Why oh why must it be this way?”

Funky Divas unite. 

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Remember when everyone thought using a cel phone at the gas station would blow the whole place up?

Seems like such a long, innocent time ago…

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Echoing this fun post with a feline twist, here we have another jab at all those weirdos with a hugely unjustified persecution complex. 

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Seeing co-workers in the office elevator: not a nod of recognition.

Seeing co-workers in a random store: hi bestie!!!

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Pharmacists are always the sweetest, happiest people. 

Super sus.

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Seriously, the Republican Party is weird. 

Especially the top two tiers of that crazy ticket. 

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“In time every sad ending becomes happy.

A sad ending only exists because the author stops telling the story.

The story goes on, it is just untold.”

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Powdered sugar makes almost every occasion better. 

Who doesn’t love a sweet treat?

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This seems wildly inappropriate for a children’s shirt. 

The children are our future.

Teach them well and let them lead the way.

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Did Andy have something to do with this meme? 

Maybe. Just maybe. 

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