Category Archives: Tiny Threads

Certain gloomy days can only be made right with the addition of a cup of hot chocolate. 

Chocolate works wonders on all sorts of worries. 

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Note to self: when removing your glasses for any reason, keep them in your hands. 

Do not put them down anywhere at any time for any reason. 

Otherwise you will forget where they are and you will not be able to find them.

You know better than this. 

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Anyone else getting in the car and driving nowhere just to listen to the ‘Wicked’ soundtrack in the hopes of not driving your husband crazy? 

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This may be the holiday season I simply give up on my e-mail inbox.

I no longer have the patience to delete 200 messages a day. 

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Some of us know exactly what’s in this bottle, as seen at a rest stop on the Massachusetts Turnpike.

What I do not know is why it was left by the curb. Have we just given up entirely? A garbage can was a few feet away. 

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Sometimes social media is good for something, such as this hilarious quote:

“No more learning experiences, please. I am smart enough.”

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My new spirit animal is Martha Stewart pushing Drew Barrymore away. 

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I don’t force anyone to stay in my orbit.

I’m not the fucking sun.

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It’s holiday shopping season.

Buying presents for people that aren’t me. 

Great.

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Can we please start normalizing the selling of forks by the individual piece? Who seriously needs a setting for 16 people anymore? 

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Skateboarding up a steep hill. Why?

Also, skateboarding. Why?

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Hunky dorying down for the fall season.

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When a new urinal cake in the office bathroom is once again the highlight of the day, things have gone astoundingly awry.

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Does anyone else have that one pantry shelf where you just keep pushing things back into an abyss, only to try to find something you know you put there and realize you put it there in 2008?

Does anyone even use the word ‘pantry’ anymore?

What even is a pantry?

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Ahh, I remember Arthur.

Arthur Treacher.

A small-town boy’s introduction to fried fish. 

And chips.

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