Category Archives: Tiny Threads

Brick and mortar retail seems to be dead.

It is worth mourning. 

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When planning an outfit I like to start with a strong accessories plan, then throw it all out at the last minute. 

It’s a twisted variation on Coco Chanel’s idea that one should take off the last thing one put on before going out for the night. 

It’s all just fashion anyway. 

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As we segue into the spring and summer seasons, please remember that it’s better just to lightly steam linen garments, never iron. Part of linen’s charm is in its scrotum-like appearance. 

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I scream at the top of my lungs, “WHAT’S GOING ON?!?!?!?!“

What a world…

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If you know who this is and you adore her like I do, this post is for you.

One question: is ‘Levina’ pronounced like ‘Regina’ or ‘vagina‘? 

A future limerick thanks you in advance. 

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All this time I thought Buster Poindexter was Al Franken.

And vice versa. 

That’s hot, hot, hot.

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The line between selfish and self-care is a fine one.

I know it well; I’ve straddled it my entire life. 

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It was yesterday when I realized our dishwasher had a hidden third shelf above the main two drawers. 

It’s never too late to learn something new. 

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This is a shirt by Hugo Boss. 

The world has lost its mind. 

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Saw this online somewhere and wanted to hypocritically share it with you – you, who are actually good enough to be visiting my website if you are reading this now:

“Some of you need to log off and touch grass.”

That warning is as much for me as anyone else. We have been scolded. What we do about it now is entirely in our hands. (Come back for a pre-spring song in a few hours.)

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When you’re just trying to conquer Block Blast and this emotionally-cloying ad pops up to hit you like that Sarah MacLachlan animal cruelty commercial… it’s not right. And who are the sick fucks playing this kind of game? My Lord. 

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A take on Boba Tea: I haven’t had that many balls flying at my face since spring break. 

{See also this horrendous live-blogging experience with the bubble tea.}

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You know who this is about. 

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named because he’s such a fucking dick. 

{See also FOTUS.}

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Sending shit like this to people is why my list of friends is dwindling.

Not mad about it. 

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