Category Archives: Tiny Threads

If you find yourself asking, “Is it me? Am I the problem?” more than once or twice, the answers are likely yes and yes. 

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Winter arrives tomorrow.

I thought I was ready.

I was wrong. 

Are you?

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When faced with the option of being honest and hurting someone, or simply not speaking and saving someone some heartache, I haven’t always made the noble choice. Especially when pressed.

I’m not an orange. You’re not going to get sweetness if you squeeze me.

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{Insert annual rant about the Trader Joe’s parking lot and how everyone’s most rudimentary driving skills suddenly curl up and die when they enter that space.}

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Certain gloomy days can only be made right with the addition of a cup of hot chocolate. 

Chocolate works wonders on all sorts of worries. 

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Note to self: when removing your glasses for any reason, keep them in your hands. 

Do not put them down anywhere at any time for any reason. 

Otherwise you will forget where they are and you will not be able to find them.

You know better than this. 

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Anyone else getting in the car and driving nowhere just to listen to the ‘Wicked’ soundtrack in the hopes of not driving your husband crazy? 

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This may be the holiday season I simply give up on my e-mail inbox.

I no longer have the patience to delete 200 messages a day. 

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Some of us know exactly what’s in this bottle, as seen at a rest stop on the Massachusetts Turnpike.

What I do not know is why it was left by the curb. Have we just given up entirely? A garbage can was a few feet away. 

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Sometimes social media is good for something, such as this hilarious quote:

“No more learning experiences, please. I am smart enough.”

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My new spirit animal is Martha Stewart pushing Drew Barrymore away. 

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I don’t force anyone to stay in my orbit.

I’m not the fucking sun.

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It’s holiday shopping season.

Buying presents for people that aren’t me. 

Great.

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Can we please start normalizing the selling of forks by the individual piece? Who seriously needs a setting for 16 people anymore? 

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Skateboarding up a steep hill. Why?

Also, skateboarding. Why?

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