Category Archives: Speedo

Ryan Lochte Pulls His Pants Down

Let’s face it, the Olympics are practically gay porn and to pretend otherwise does us all a disservice.
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Tom Daley Busting Out of His Speedo

To all you guys who ever described yourselves as having a swimmer’s build, you can take it back now.

This is Britain’s Tom Daley, and this is how it’s done.

Now if you’ll excuse, I have some three-month-fasting to do, with a side of manorexia.

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I’m A Cheesecake Boy!

The ever-amazing and awe-inspiring artist Paul Richmond has completed his immortalization of me as a Cheesecake Boy. I’m totally not worthy, but Paul is so good at what he does that he makes anyone look good. His cheeky play-off of the classic Coppertone ad is given a delightfully devilish twist, evoking Provincetown beaches, summer sun, and loads of fun. It makes me mourn the coming of winter even more, but another spring and summer will follow, and with them an exhibit at the Lyman-Eyer Gallery in Provincetown, MA. For more on the piece, check out Paul’s site here. A very special thank you to Paul, for making my cheesecake dreams come true.

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Michael Phelps Bulging Out All Over

Here’s another bitch responsible for my recent trips to the gym: Mr. Michael Phelps in all his bulging Speedo glory. It may seem the height of foolishness to use an Olympian as a totem for one’s own fitness regime, but this is more inspiration than reality. Besides, I hear he eats like a zillion eggs during training periods and I just can’t.

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