Category Archives: Speedo

Basic Black Speedo Sunday

Acute observers will hasten to point out that only one of the photos here actually features a black Speedo (by Marc Jacobs) – the rest are just basic black briefs by Tom Ford masquerading as a Speedo. I can’t be bothered with authenticity when it comes to blog post titles. Not in the summer, and certainly not on a Sunday morning.

Surrounded by the finally-lush quartet of hanging sweet potato vines, a pair of fruiting fig trees, and a trio of tomatoes that has finally produced enough to be considered a proper harvest, I recline in the midst of our bucolic patio, facing the pool and contemplating another dip. The trials and tribulations of summer.

Let out a summer sigh…

 

Soaking in the sun, soaking in the day, I soak in the minutes, and do my best to still and slow them. The neighbors are not yet out, and the silence seems to add to the slowing of the moment. I’m trying to make the most of the summer. Sometimes that means simply sitting, watching the bees buzzing by, and waiting for the next visit from one of the hummingbirds that’s been gracing us with its presence. 

Continue reading ...

A Brief Speedo Interlude

The summer Olympics are coming up in July, and to whet your appetite I fill this space with some Speedo bulges filled out by several gentlemen who have made splashes here and in Olympic pools the world over. The tallest, and the guy in every single one of these photos is Yona Knight-Wisdom who appeared here as Hunk of the Day, anchoring this hunky collection and played a part in this hunk break

There’s also some Speedo shots of Daniel Goodfellow in his post as Hunk of the Day, this follow-up in more Speedo glory, and closed out this shirtless collection

Jack Laugher is represented in posts too numerous to mention, but a few merit special consideration, such as this double-Speedo-sighting, a Hunk of the Day crowning, this Speedo trio, a rear view for a snowy day, and this post that barely contains all of his assets

Finally, James Heatly brings heat in his Hunk of the Day feature, and also appeared in this yearly round-up in case you want links to last the rest of the week. 

Continue reading ...

Luke Evans Bulging in A Skimpy Speedo

No one fills a Speedo like Gaston, stuffs his shorts like Gaston, then bulges out of his banana-hammock like Gaston… ok maybe this isn’t how Disney intended that song to go, but for a beast like Luke Evans it’s deserved. My hat goes off to all the guys who bravely front a Speedo on the beach, and Americans should get out of their board shorts and into the spirit of true freedom, where the sun can reach the most remote parts of our bodies… but before we delve into taint tanning we’ll stop there. Evans has rocked out before with his bulge out in this Speedo post. He’s also shown off in his underwear and, even better for his fans, in even less. You may find that a naked Luke Evans is more your cup of tea. Sip carefully, it’s very hot. 

Continue reading ...

Simon Dunn Dons Sexy Underwear & Speedos

It’s always a treat to see someone embody brains, brawn and beauty in one delectable package, but such is the lot of Simon Dunn. Even when he gets serious, he can’t help but be sexy while doing it, and so we have this gratuitous post extolling his glory. Here are a few more choice links to previous posts celebrating Mr. Dunn:

Let’s begin with this post showing off his tan lines.

His very first Hunk of the Day crowning

Simon in a star-studded Speedo

Then there’s this sizzling naked Simon Dunn shoot

And a throwback to his early nude days

His second Hunk of the Day honor.

Simon says sexy.

A sensual bit of nudity

Muse to Leo Holden.

In the company of Foxy men.

One more glance at his cheeky side.

Continue reading ...

Shirtless Celebrity Guys in GIFs and Speedos

Sometimes a few GIFs of shirtless male celebrities in their Speedos are just what the wintry week ordered to see us through to the weekend. The holidays are coming at us fast, and pretty soon this site will be all aglow with Thanksgiving/Christmas/New Year’s merriment. (And all the requisite strife and stress that comes along with the joy.) Here’s some guy candy, mostly in GIF form, because hot shirtless guys never go out of style in these parts. First up is underwear model/singer/songwriter Shawn Mendes. You may recall Mr. Mendes in his skivvies here and here.

The pair of pics below features Nyle DiMarco, previously seen in (and mostly out of) Speedo form here and here and here, as well as Dan Levy, star of ‘Schitt’s Creek‘, who was crowned Hunk of the Day here

Jude Law and his infamous white Speedo are on greater display in this post, but it’s nice to see this hint of bulging bodaciousness

Charlie Puth buzzed his hair and took his shirt off earlier this year, and is worth another look.

Perennial favorite Pietro Boselli dons his favorite garment in this Speedo shot, and can be seen here, here, here, here and practically naked here. (And a bonus nude post.)

Jamie Dornan doffs Speedo and clothing altogether in this glimpse of gratuitous male nudity. Mr. Dornan also got naked here, here, and here

This twofer features Jonathan Tucker and Nick Jonas, both of whom enjoyed Hunkdom status and number of features posts as seen here, here, here, and here

And bringing up the rear like nobody’s business is Matthew Camp, who made a number of notable appearances here, here, and here.

Continue reading ...

Jude Law Bulging Out of His Speedo

Holy sacrilege! These pics and GIFs of Jude Law strutting around in a skimpy white Speedo are promotional efforts for his upcoming appearance as the Pope. I didn’t see the first series, aside from this widely-circulated nude scene, and I’ll probably skip out on this one too unless there is another glimpse of Jude Law naked. Until that glorious time, scroll down for an encore of an earlier nude Jude Law scene. 

Continue reading ...

The Sexiness of Simon Dunn on Full Display

Globe-trotting, galivanting Simon Dunn has made his way back to Australia, where he is offering training for anyone looking to get in better shape. There’s no better billboard for his training program than his own body, and that canvass is looking stellar these days. Mr. Dunn made an Olympic splash before branching off into other areas of fitness, including a recent stint for Attitude magazine in which he gives training advice (and looks ridiculously good demonstrating things). He’s also been a role model for LGBTQ athletes, living as an openly gay athlete years before it was as talked-about as it is today.

He’s graced this website in a number of posts, starting with his very first Hunk of the Day crowning. There was this fun snow-inspired shoot, and this furry exploration of some salacious tan lines. He bottomed out here in the best possible way, and tipped his bulge here. Hopefully he’ll get back in the Snooty Fox swing of things as their work together provided some scintillating images. In the meantime, feast your eyes upon all that he still has to offer, and set up some training sessions if you’re lucky enough to be in his vicinity.

Continue reading ...

The Gronk Sniffs Zac Efron’s Speedo

This is supposedly the famous Zac Efron Freedom Speedo, as put on the head of Rob Gronkowski.

I’ll leave you to draw your own conclusions.

{See more of the Gronk here, and more of the Efron here.}

Continue reading ...

Speedo Catch-up/Catch-all

Summer is traditionally the time when the guys and gals get all naked. Since this website went dark during that sunny season, however, we lost a look at some of the Speedos that were donned. Let’s do a little retroactive Speedo search and see who got in (and out of) their banana hammocks. (And a few who didn’t deign to show off their bulge but were too cute not to include.)

First up is Nyle DiMarco, who has made a few splashes here in his almost-altogether. He gets his cocktail on by the sea in these shots, recalling the glory that is summer. 

Next is a pair of hunks who merge two of my favorite passions: dancing and nature. Check out Bear Grylls and Derek Hough in one of Bear’s underwear adventures. They made it through the wilderness. 

Getting his splash on is Matthew Wilkas, because when you’re that hot you need to find ways to cool down. 

Sometimes naked arms are enough when the rest of you is as super as Henry Cavill. And if you’re Ben Cohen sometimes all you have to do is smile. 

Two words: David Beckham. He may not be wearing a Speedo here, but he gets a pass because he wore one here

A double dose of Ricky Martin in his Speedo is always a summer treat. He’s done it before, and with any luck he’ll do it again. 

Strutting into the Big Brother house like a peacock, Dan Osborne does some impressive bulge work as per usual. Some may think he looks better naked, so make your own comparisons with this nude Dan Osborne post

Opening his arms and flexing his pecs, Jake Quickenden personifies summer glory. 

Finally, Pietro Boselli is too big for one GIF, so here he is in three. There’s no one better to bring up the rear, especially when it’s Pietro Boselli’s bare-naked butt

Continue reading ...

Double Bang for Your Speedo Bucks: Jack Laugher & Chris Mears

To coincide with the heatwave we may be having (Dare we reach into the 40s? Where are my shorts??) here is a double-hunky, Speedo-filled post featuring Jack Laugher and Chris Mears. Each has been featured here before:  Jack Laugher in his Hunk of the Day feature, this bulge-baring post, and a Speedo-licious collection here; Chris Mears in his own Hunk of the Day feature, this daring nearly-nude pic, and a Speedo shot here. Together, they form an unstoppable breath of Speedo-bound glory. Oh, and in case it isn’t clear, their specialty is diving. [See also Tom Daley.] 

 

Continue reading ...

Ricky Martin, Back in the Speedo

Too many hot minutes have passed since we last saw Ricky Martin in a Speedo. We rectify that in haste this morning with these fine(ly photoshopped) promotional photos from his appearance in the new American Crime Story: Versace. That’s the one that will also showcase Darren Criss in his tiny pink Speedo, and who knows what other kind of male nudity. (It was Miami in the mid-90’s after all – models were running rampant in skimpy attire and South Beach was the go-to hot-spot of the moment, thanks to the likes of Madonna.)

Though I skipped out on the O.J. Simpson story they did on the last ACS round, I will likely check this one out. The murder of Gianni Versace was a memorable moment from the summer of 1997. It came right around the time when Princess Diana died. Madonna once remarked that she felt haunted during that summer, and the notion of that has always intrigued me. Even the rich and famous are equalized by mortality.

Continue reading ...

Not Just a Goodfellow, A Great Fellow

This is Daniel Goodfellow, a healthy dose of guy-candy for a mid-Monday moment. Mr. Goodfellow has already been named a Hunk of the Day, and if he keeps releasing photos like these he will likely be again. The Speedo has long been the official outfit of choice for ALANILAGAN.com, and will continue to be for the foreseeable future. 

Continue reading ...

A Speedo Study in Black-&-White

Adam Peaty has been featured here as a Profile during our Olympic madness (set to return this winter!). This brief post shows how amply he fills out his Speedo, especially in the crouched position, ready to pounce. Perfect for the middle of a sleepy Saturday. 

Continue reading ...

Tom Daley’s Speedo Selfies

The title of this post says it all.

The pictures say even more.

See more of Tom Daley in his Speedo here, here, here, here, here, here, here… well, you get the idea. Search the archives.

Continue reading ...

The Long-Awaited Return of the Hunks

The Hunk of the Day feature has been absent for a few days now, but it’s coming back in a major way tonight. Before that, however, here is a look at some former hunks who are making splashes in various stats of undress. It begins with these naked GIFs of Steve Grand doing his part for Broadway Bares. Mr. Grand has been here a number of times, thanks to hot shots like these and naked teases like those.

Richard Hadfield and his hairy chest made a splash in his Hunk of the Day crowning here.

Ricky Martin brings his heat to the new Versace murder story (which also brought us Darren Criss in a Speedo). Here, Martin takes his own spin in a Speedo, which he also did here.

The other side of the spectrum, for many reasons, brings us Cameron Dallas. He represents the teenybopper crowd, which is a scene to which I find myself rating less and less. (His Hunk of the Day feature is coming up in the near future.)

Derek Yates was a part of the elite two-time Hunk of the Day club, having been honored not once but twice.

Simon Dunn strikes his own Speedo pose, though many would prefer that he lose the shorts entirely as he did here and here and here.

Favored ginger Greg Rutherford matches Dunn in Olympic glory and shirtless wonder.

A trio of nude rears brings up the back-end of this post, starting with Rob ‘The Gronk’ Gronkowski, who was also naked here, and Chris Salvatore, who dropped his pants here.

Finally, feast your eyes upon Matthew Camp. Also seen sans clothing here. Come back tonight for the next Hunk of the Day crowning…

Continue reading ...