Category Archives: Speedo

Retiring Tom Daley’s Speedo

At the ripe age of 30, Tom Daley just announced his retirement, which only adds to his hero status in my eyes (I tried that right around the Tim I was 30 too but it went a very different way, i.e. I’m still working). He leaves on an Olympic high, having earned a silver medal at the recent Paris Games. He has nothing left to prove, so I’m eager to see where he goes next and what he might do. Olympians rarely simply stop – it’s not usually in their make-up to not be active and excelling. As for Daley, he’s got a storied career behind him, and endless possibilities ahead. Here’s a linky look back at his appearances here, and let’s say a little prayer that he’s not quite retiring the Speedo just yet.

Tom Daley busting out of his Speedo.

Tom Daley’s Olympic bulge.

Tom Daley’s Best Side.

Tom Daley selling his stuff in a Speedo.

Tom Daley wet.

Tom Daley wet again.

Tom Daley’s spinning bulge.

Tom Daley and David Beckham.

Tom Daley’s arm pits.

Tom Daley’s coin slot.

Tom Daley’s dating a guy.

Tom Daley and Dan Osborne.

Tom Daley’s naked ass.

Tom Daley bathing and bulging.

Tom Daley stripping and stretching.

Tom Daley’s underwear shoot.

Tom Daley in love.

Tom Daley treat.

Tom Daley’s butt workout.

Tom Daley as Dazzler of the Day.

Tom Daley’s crocheted contours.

Tom’s Olympic Speedo glory.

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Olympic Spotlight: Anthony Harding

The diving partner of Jack Laugher, Anthony Harding earns his first Olympic Medal in diving today, more than meriting this Olympic spotlight. Laugher has been here numerous times before – this marks Harding’s solo debut (he joined Laugher for these wet Speedo shots). More to come from both… 

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Dazzler of the Day: Jules Bouyer

This Dazzler of the Day is dedicated to Rebecca, who has excellent taste. (See David Beckham.) We promised early on that Paris was bulging, and French diver Jules Bouyer delivers on that promise, based alone on the photos below. Representing his home country, Bouyer is also, fittingly, a model. When you cross male models with Olympic athletes, it’s a guaranteed recipe for the Dazzler of the Day. 

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Another Double Speedo Olympic Bang

Jack Laugher helmed a previous double-bang Speedo post a few years ago, and he’s back in the Paris Olympic Games, this time with a new partner – Anthony Harding. Bonus post here.

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Theo James, Gratuitously Bulging

While not quite as naked as he was in this Dazzler of the Day post, Theo James is certainly providing just as much bang for the visual buck in these shots from a Dolce & Gabbana ad. Whatever they’re selling, I’m buying. 

The classic white speedo against the blue of sky and ocean is a combination that never grows old. (See also David Beckham.)

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Dazzler of the Day: Jay Perry

We are blessed to live in a world where Jay Perry never met a Speedo he didn’t completely work in the best way possible. Witness the photos below as reasons alone why Perry is crowned Dazzler of the Day, then do a deeper dive into his body of work, particularly his lengthy curriculum vitae of stagework. 

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Dazzler of the Day: Zane Phillips

Hot off the heels of his appearance in last year’s ‘Fire Island’, Zane Phillips is making a Speedo-clad splash in the new ‘Glamorous’ (for anyone seeking a Samantha fix before her ‘And Just Like That’ return cameo). This marks the auspicious first crowning of Phillips as Dazzler of the Day, with more features like to come. 

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Speedo Trap

This is the time of the year when summer can begin to breeze in during the nights – they stay warmer a little longer each day, sometimes actually heating up a few degrees before it’s morning again. A happy reversal of atmospheric fortune, it’s the queasy opposite of what usually happens at night, and in the early days of the season I always thrill at it. (Check back for over-heated-bitterness come August.)

In the sticky early sweetness of summer’s approach, when the humidity is on the rise and the day leans long, a dip in the pool provides relief and release. ‘Tis the celebrated season of the speedo, and the northern hemisphere bulges with all the promise contained therein. 

We’ve been having a rather rocky journey from spring to summer this year – a roller coaster of highs and lows that has not been conducive to the various seedlings I have been trying to grow in patio pots. This was an inauspicious year to do seedlings – so of course that’s what I did before knowing what it was going to be like. They sprouted later than anticipated thanks to the colder stretches of weather, then spurted rather too quickly when the heat hit for a few days, and now have been looking gangly and weak, thanks to the wet and cool soil that has them on the verge of rot. A lesson learned for next year: forget the seed thing and go with plants already off to a start from the nursery.

As for the speedo that may have brought you to this post, this one doesn’t quite fit me anymore, so I decided to give it the old Viking funeral (just kidding, Andy – I did not light this on fire in the pool – those days are done). I ended up just swimming without the suit because that’s the almost-summer mood we’re in right now…

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Dazzler of the Day: Luke Evans

The very first Dazzler of the Day for 2023 goes to Luke Evans, who brigs some much-needed heat  to these proceedings, and never met a Speedo he didn’t don for our viewing pleasure. Evans earns this crowning for far more than his ability to look good on the beach (or naked) – his vocal talent (he has a new album out here) matches his acting prowess, making him a threat on multiple levels of entertainment. His charisma shines through every role, even as he disappears into his characters. He makes a dazzling beginning for 2023.

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A Speedo-centric Recap

The Summer Olympics in Tokyo are in full bloom, as evidenced by the plethora of Olympic posts here, and the Speedo shots of some favorite Olympians. The links alone are enough for this Monday morning recap, so go on and indulge. (Special kudos to Tom Daley and Matty Lee on their gold medal, and for sprucing up this post with their Speedo poses.) See more below… 

The week kicked off with this Speedo-licious post of the aforementioned (and pictured) Tom Daley and Matty Lee.

Sandwich of the summer, in any variation you like. 

Papyrus by the pool.

A flower needing a new common name.

The lily that lasts but a day.

Summer grants an extension.

A pot plant grows in Albany.

Sunday kind of love.

Summer hurting inside.

The Olympic Spotlight shone on Artur Dalaloyan, Shane Wiskus, Tyler Downs, Andrew Capobianco, Jordan Chiles, Daiki Hashimoto, Bobby Finke, and MyKayla Skinner.

Dazzlers of the Day included Tommy DorfmanOksana Chusovitina, Hidilyn Diaz, Kate McKinnon, Simu LiuElaine Thompson-Herah, and Trayvon Bromell.

 

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Olympic Spotlight: Andrew Capobianco

We love the Olympics here, and we love a ginger here, so this post brings you the best of both worlds. Andrew Capobianco is currently in the running for an Olympic medal with his diving partner Michael Hixon (seen as Hunk of the Day here, and a previous Olympic Spotlight here). Capobianco brings his ginger flair to his team, lighting up the Olympic pool. 

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Olympic Spotlight: Tyler Downs

Joining the Olympic hot bunch (see Brody Malone, Yul Moldauer, and Shane Wiskus), this is U.S. diver Tyler Downs, making his debut beneath the Olympic Spotlight. We’ll let the photos speak for themselves.  

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Olympic Spotlight: Tom Daley & Matty Lee

Olympic spoiler alert: read no further if you haven’t yet seen the men’s diving results. For those of us who foolishly opened our phones and saw the real-time results, continue on. Tom Daley and Matty Lee – Britain’s wondrous diving duo – just competed, completed and conquered their quest for a gold medal in these Olympic Games, and have more than earned this gold-themed Olympic spotlight. Tom Daley has been featured here so often that he has his own category (click here for the last few entries) and his diving partner Matty Lee has also appeared as a former Hunk of the Day

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Dazzler of the Day: Tom Daley

His Speedo-clad form has graced this blog numerous times in the past, and as the world gears up for the summer Olympics he’s back in the Speedo again, suited up and ready to dive into his first crowning as Dazzler of the Day. This is Tom Daley and he needs no other introduction thanks to posts like this and this and most especially this. He’s been on competitive fire lately, with his diving partner Matty Lee, and the world waits with breathless anticipation for what the pair will bring to the Olympic pool. 

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