Category Archives: Shirtless Male Celebrities

In honor of that thrilling finale for ‘The White Lotus’, here’s another look at a shirtless Patrick Schwarzenegger, who actually kept his clothes on in this episode. They so rarely make finales that live up to a season’s worth of suspense, and this one delivered (in my fully-capable-of-suspending-disbelief-in-the-name-of-fun-drama view). Last season’s was nowhere nearly coherent and powerful – and the speech by Carrie Coon’s character was devastating in a way that my almost-5o-year-old self took directly to heart. More on that in another post, because it deserves much more. 

It definitely got me thinking about time, not that I needed any additional incentive for that, aforementioned birthday and other significant milestones all on the near horizon. But for now, the superficial beauty of a young man who just made a splash in one of the most talked about television experiences we’ve had – and in a world exploding with malice and increasingly-awful behavior, that’s quite an accomplishment. 

IYKYK.

And we definitely know.

The final installment of “The White Lotus’ arrives next Sunday, and it’s reportedly a 90-minute boffo episode, because that’s the least amount of time it will take to unravel all the loose threads that have been hanging all season. 

No word on whether Patrick Schwarzenegger gets naked one last time as he did here…

… or just goes shirtless as he did here.

A quartet of four shirtless gents in shades of gray closes out this March Monday, and just in the nick of time. Mercury is headed into retrograde motion by the end of the week, and I will not be respombile for anything sensible come then. Continuing this year’s necessary bit of escapism, we turn to these four handsome creatures. Our featured pic above is Taylor Zakhar Perez, last seen in his Lacoste underwear here and as a Dazzler of the Day here. 

Below is David Beckham, always ready for his shirtless close-up as seen here and here and here. 

Next up is Antoni Poroski who cuts a striking figure in his underwear.

Bringing up the proverbial and literal rear is Dylan Efron, brother of Zac Efron, whose own backside has been on display here before. Dylan has been here nude as well, and in his crowning as Dazzler of the Day. 

You’ve probably already seen Patrick Schwarzenegger naked here, so this is just a bonus post for those who want a bit more. We see you, we honor you, we give you these GIFs. (And other naked male celebrities here.)