Olympic pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati offers his ample contribution to these crotch-centric Olympic Games, which found the bulge of Jules Bouyer taking center stage until Ammarati arrived to knock the pole off with his own pole. In a move that some are calling as unfortunate as it is the best possible way to lose, Ammarati’s frontal appendage clipped the pole on his way over it, knocking it down along with gold medal possibilities. It just goes to show the old adage as true: one Olympian’s junk is another Olympian’s treasure.
Category Archives: Olympics
August
2024
Olympic Spotlight: Carlos Yulo
Carlos Edriel Yulo just earned the Philippines its first-ever gold medal in gymnastics, and Yulo becomes the second Filipino to win a gold Olympic medal. (The amazing Hidilyn Diaz was the first Filipino to win a Gold Medal back in 2021.) With this pinnacle of gymnastic awards, Yulo easily becomes the most successful Filipino gymnast in the country’s history. Pinoy Pride!!!
August
2024
Dazzler of the Day: Stephen Nedoroscik
Pummeling his pommel horse routine as the last competitor for the US Men’s Olympic Gymnastics team event, which ultimately resulted in their medal, Stephen Nedoroscik won the hearts and admiration of millions for his Clark Kent/Superman transformation on the Olympics stage. He’s going for another pommel horse medal today, and he’s already earned this Dazzler of the Day.
August
2024
Olympic Spotlight: Anthony Harding
The diving partner of Jack Laugher, Anthony Harding earns his first Olympic Medal in diving today, more than meriting this Olympic spotlight. Laugher has been here numerous times before – this marks Harding’s solo debut (he joined Laugher for these wet Speedo shots). More to come from both…
July
2024
Olympic Spotlight: Carlos Alcaraz
Currently making a play for Olympic gold in Paris (notably in the Men’s Tennis Doubles team – see partner Rafael Nadal in his underwear here) this is Carlos Alcaraz. He’s made his own name for himself in tennis, starting his competitive journey when he was just 15 years old – all those years of work and competition are paying off. He also had his own underwear moment, as seen here, which puts the cherries on this Olympic Spotlight sundae.
July
2024
Dazzler of the Day: Jules Bouyer
This Dazzler of the Day is dedicated to Rebecca, who has excellent taste. (See David Beckham.) We promised early on that Paris was bulging, and French diver Jules Bouyer delivers on that promise, based alone on the photos below. Representing his home country, Bouyer is also, fittingly, a model. When you cross male models with Olympic athletes, it’s a guaranteed recipe for the Dazzler of the Day.
July
2024
Olympic Spotlight: Asher Hong and Paul Juda
Right now, Asher Hong and Paul Juda are pushing the US Men’s Gymnastics team toward an Olympic medal, and as such they garner tonight’s Olympic Spotlight. Watching these two gentlemen power through a difficult qualifying event to charge toward a medal is a lesson in perseverance, spirit, and dedication. They’re an inspiration, no matter how far they go tonight. Also, those muscles…
July
2024
Olympic Spotlight: Torri Huske
Having just earned a gold medal for the US, Torri Huske earns this Olympic Spotlight thanks to her powerhouse performance in the Paris Olympics. She grabbed the gold in the 100m, and with teammate Gretchen Walsh right behind her with the silver, made it a 1-2 USA punch.
July
2024
Olympic Spotlight: Caeleb Dressel
Anchoring the US Men’s Olympic Swim 4×100 Relay team, Caeleb Dressel earned his Dazzler of the Day crowning shortly before the last Olympic Games. This time he gets a solo spotlight for helping the US attempt its first gold medal of the Paris Olympics.
July
2024
Dazzler of the Day: Léon Marchand
Smashing world records is one thing, but smashing world records held by Michael Phelps is something altogether spectacular. Léon Marchand is doing just that as he takes to the world stage of the Paris Olympic Games. Representing host country France, Marchand may make his biggest splashes to date as he swims for the gold in the city of the Seine. This morning he earns his first crowning as Dazzler of the Day.
July
2024
Another Double Speedo Olympic Bang
Jack Laugher helmed a previous double-bang Speedo post a few years ago, and he’s back in the Paris Olympic Games, this time with a new partner – Anthony Harding. Bonus post here.
July
2024
Paris Is Bulging
Today the Summer Olympics kick off in Paris, France, and I am always all about the Opening Ceremony. I haven’t been following much of the try-outs and qualifying events (it’s not like there’s figure skating in the summer) but I’ll perk up now that the actual moment has arrived. In a fractured and tumultuous world, the Olympics still serve as a reminder that there are people out there simply striving to be the best they can be, challenging each other in a competitive yet friendly way, bringing countries together and building bridges that unite all of us in a shared experience.
Plus there are Speedos. Lots of Speedos, donned by athletes in their prime. And sans shirts.
One of the shining stars from the last Olympic Games was Tom Daley, who’s made quite a few splashes on this site, as every instance that finds him decked out in his work attire is one worth posting about. Here we find him shaving his body for work.
Diving will be where much of our posting action originates – though I’m keenly interested in the gymnastics as well. Simone Biles is slated to astound the world with her unprecedented skills. There is the warm glow of Track & Field too, which always brightened up our family room when watching with my parents, and all the lights brought summer into our childhood nights.
We’ll be doing some Olympic Spotlights, since there are always more impressive athletes to showcase than our Dazzler of the Day will allow. Stay tuned…
{See also: Frederick Richard, Sunisa Lee, Noah Williams, Shilese Jones, Ryan Murphy and Timo Cavelius.}
July
2024
Dazzler of the Day: Frederick Richard
Clinching the number one position on the men’s gymnastics Olympic team representing the USA, Frederick Richard is crowned as Dazzler of the Day in glorious anticipation of this summer’s Olympic Games in Paris, France. Helming our Olympic gymnastics team, Richard has vowed to bring home some medals, even if he’s already proven himself in the past year of competition.
June
2024
Dazzler of the Day: Ryan Murphy
Earning a second trip to the summer Olympics, Ryan Murphy also earns this Dazzler of the Day crowning. Following up on previous golden glory, Murphy is now a veteran, and maybe that means he has a little more to prove. Summer is made for swimming, and Murphy was made for speed – watch both collide in Paris next month.
June
2024
Dazzler of the Day: Michael Phelps
An Olympic superstar, Michael Phelps helps continue the fanfare for this summer’s Olympic Games in Paris, France. Phelps is no stranger to the five rings, holding the record of the most decorated Olympian in history (28 medals). More recently he’s been speaking out on mental health, something that may prove just as compelling and important for those in need of support. He earns his first Dazzler of the Day for his legacy and his efforts to keep making a difference. (And his previous penchant for going naked doesn’t hurt.)